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{784}{951}{Y:b}04 Shrek Forever After - Animation 2010 English
{1033}{1088}Once upon a time a long time ago
{1092}{1176}a king and queen had a|beautiful daughter named Fiona.
{1180}{1245}But she was possessed|by a terrible curse.
{1249}{1360}By day a lovely princess.|By night a hideous ogre.
{1364}{1430}Only true love's kiss|could lift her curse.
{1434}{1534}So Fiona waited in a tower|guarded by a dragon until the day
{1538}{1603}when her true love would arrive.
{1607}{1663}But as the days turned into years
{1667}{1762}the King and Queen were forced|to resort to more desperate measures.
{3006}{3048}Whoa there.
{3078}{3122}I don't know about this Lillian.
{3126}{3230}Fairy Godmother said only true love's|kiss could break Fiona's curse.
{3234}{3336}I don't trust that woman Harold.|This may be our last hope.
{3340}{3415}Besides he does come|highly recommended by King Midas.
{3419}{3530}But to put our daughter's life|in the hands of this... person?
{3534}{3647}He's devious.|He's deceitful. He's he's...
{3651}{3708}Rumpelstiltskin!
{3800}{3837}Mrs Highness.
{3852}{3886}How do you do?
{3932}{3974}Down Fifi. Get down!
{4012}{4082}As you can see every-thing's in order.
{4086}{4175}So you'll put an end|to our daughter's curse?
{4179}{4283}And in return you sign the kingdom|of Far Far Away over to me.
{4428}{4528}- Lillian this is madness!|- What choice do we have?
{4532}{4617}Fiona has been locked away|in that tower far too long.
{4621}{4671}It's not like she's getting any younger.
{4675}{4739}But to sign over our entire kingdom?
{4743}{4813}Well if your kingdom's worth|more to you than your daughter...
{4817}{4904}Nothing is worth more to us|than our daughter.
{4988}{5024}Jump Fifi jump!
{5172}{5264}Just sign it and all your problems|will disappear.
{5496}{5576}Your Highness! The Princess!|She's been saved!
{5696}{5732}Who saved her?
{5750}{5817}No one would have guessed|that an ogre named Shrek
{5821}{5871}whose roar was feared|throughout the land
{5875}{5939}would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.
{5943}{6014}True love's kiss led to marriage|and ogre babies!
{6018}{6093}The kingdom of Far Far Away|was finally at peace.
{6097}{6202}Goody for them!|And they lived happily ever after!
{6240}{6307}Sir? You're gonna|have to pay for that.
{6340}{6401}Maybe we could make a deal|for it little boy?
{6405}{6494}- Oh I'm not a real boy.|- Do you want to be?
{6556}{6660}Nobody needs your deals|anymore Grumpel Stinkypants!
{6804}{6888}I wish that ogre was never born!
{7177}{7230}Wake up Daddy wake up!
{7248}{7324}- Good morning.|- Good morning to you.
{7398}{7436}Better out than in.
{7453}{7482}That's my line.
{7486}{7557}Did my little Fergus make a...
{7561}{7639}big grown up ogre stink?!
{7643}{7720}Oh that's diabolical!
{7773}{7848}And on your left the lovable lug|that showed us you don't have to
{7852}{7909}change your undies|to change the world!
{7938}{7989}I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.
{7993}{8072}Get in there. Get...|Impossible to put on!
{8094}{8175}OK the dragon goes under the bridge|through the loop...
{8179}{8236}and finally into the castle.
{8368}{8397}Play date!
{8564}{8617}Then Shrek kissed the Princess.
{8621}{8670}She turned into a beautiful ogre|and they lived...
{8674}{8699}Happily...
{8703}{8738}- Ever...|- After.
{8898}{8929}Look! A shooting star!
{8980}{9030}So what did you wish for?
{9034}{9084}That every day could be like this one.
{9088}{9123}Come here you.
{9436}{9467}Morning Daddy.
{9471}{9498}Morning.
{9552}{9576}Better out than in.
{9608}{9652}Did my little Fergus make a...
{9732}{9781}Cute. Real cute.
{9824}{9852}This lovable lug taught us
{9856}{9926}you don't have to change|your undies to change the world!
{9951}{9976}Play date!
{10038}{10101}Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!
{10105}{10176}She turned into a beautiful ogre|and they lived...
{10180}{10204}- Happily...|- Ever...
{10208}{10233}After?
{10297}{10352}- Daddy get up!|- Morning.
{10403}{10472}- Better out than in.|- This lovable lug...
{10491}{10528}- Play date!|- No!
{10572}{10602}Outhouse again!
{10606}{10632}Come on.
{10726}{10754}Undies!
{10798}{10824}Outhouse!
{10828}{10879}- Get up get up!|- And they lived...
{10883}{10918}- Happily...|- Ever...
{10922}{10952}After.
{12168}{12200}Roar.
{13382}{13416}Nice landing baby.
{13420}{13477}Hey! Now remember don't eat the valet.
{13511}{13599}Happy birthday ninos!|Vamos a la fiesta!
{13631}{13670}Hey Shrek Shrek!
{13698}{13761}Mr Shrek would you|sign our pitchforks?
{13765}{13791}And our torches?
{13795}{13836}Oh man you used to be so fierce!
{13840}{13884}Yeah when you were a real ogre!
{13888}{13934}A real ogre?
{14209}{14281}Shrek it's a sing-along.|You've got to sing along!
{14285}{14360}- No thanks.|- Please? I'll be your best friend.
{14364}{14471}Why does being your best friend entail|me doing everything I don't want to do?
{14475}{14531}Please Felicia not in Daddy's ear.
{14535}{14565}Excuse me Mr Shrek?
{14569}{14621}Could you do that|ogre roar of yours for my son?
{14625}{14661}He's a big big fan.
{14665}{14692}Do the roar.
{14696}{14763}You know I'd rather not.|It's my kids' birthday party.
{14767}{14815}- Do the roar.|- Honey?
{14819}{14852}Why don't you go check on the cake?
{14855}{14936}- Sure.|- And don't forget the candles.
{14940}{14964}Hold still.
{14968}{15016}Thanks for the pants Muffin Man.
{15020}{15089}I always wanted chaps!|Yee-haw! Giddy up!
{15093}{15126}- Monsieur Shrek.|- Howdy Shrek!
{15130}{15174}Your cake. Voilà!
{15201}{15278}- What is that supposed to be?|- That's Sprinkles the Ogre!
{15282}{15339}Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.
{15343}{15397}But happy. It's a party Shrek.|You gotta cheer up!
{15401}{15439}I'm in a great mood actually.
{15443}{15512}- Oh I'm gonna lick me a rainbow!|- Donkey!
{15516}{15547}As long as you're not doing anything
{15548}{15586}how about one of those|famous Shrek roars?
{15587}{15648}- Do the roar.|- Let me set you straight Butter Pants.
{15652}{15713}An ogre only roars when he's angry.
{15717}{15767}You don't want to see me angry do you?
{15771}{15802}Do it.
{15836}{15881}Hold it together. Just hold it together.
{15885}{15935}Daddy he's getting away. Do something.
{15939}{15970}Oh good.
{15974}{16058}- What happened to the cake?|- Trust me. It's an improvement.
{16062}{16100}- You licked it!|- No.
{16104}{16173}Just because you're an ogre|doesn't mean you have to eat like one.
{16177}{16232}Looks like you forgot the candles!
{16236}{16290}OK just watch the cake.|I'll go get them.
{16294}{16325}Watch the cake?
{16340}{16392}- Where's the cake?!|- We ate the cake.
{16396}{16422}- Ya.|- What?
{16426}{16456}No don't cry.
{16460}{16520}Hey! I believe you|promised my son a roar.
{16524}{16558}- Do the roar.|- Roar.
{16562}{16617}- I don't like it.|- Pigs we need another cake.
{16621}{16689}- We ate the other cakes.|- One roar man.
{16693}{16751}Hey everybody!|Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar!
{16755}{16820}Not now Donkey.|Pigs are there any cupcakes?
{16824}{16869}- We ate them too.|- They have lollipops.
{16873}{16901}No I ate them.
{16905}{16970}- You didn't share?|- Well you didn't share the croissants!
{16974}{17046}- Every thing's gonna be OK.|- Shrek what's going on?
{17050}{17100}- Come on Shrek your fans are waiting!|- Do the roar.
{17140}{17180}We need the cake!
{17212}{17268}Cake! Cake! Cake!
{17629}{17655}I love you Daddy.
{17659}{17724}Everybody I have found another cake!
{17756}{17805}Shrek? Are you OK?
{18470}{18547}- Unbelievable.|- Tell me about it! Those villagers...
{18551}{18631}I'm not talking about the villagers|Shrek. I'm talking about you.
{18635}{18707}Is this really how you want|to remember the kids' first birthday?
{18711}{18807}- Oh great. So this is all my fault?|- Yes. But you know what?
{18811}{18860}Let's talk about this|after the party at home.
{18864}{18929}You mean that roadside|attraction we live in?
{18933}{19041}Step right up! See the dancing ogre!|Don't worry! He won't bite!
{19045}{19145}I used to be an ogre.|Now I'm just a jolly green joke!
{19149}{19252}OK OK maybe you're not|the ogre you used to be.
{19256}{19297}But maybe that's not such a bad thing.
{19301}{19389}I wouldn't expect you to understand.|It's not like you're a real ogre.
{19393}{19448}You spent half your life in a palace.
{19452}{19513}And the other half|locked away in a tower.
{19548}{19644}Look all I want is for things to go|back to the way they used to be!
{19648}{19762}Back when villagers were afraid of me|and I could take a mud bath in peace.
{19766}{19852}When I could do what I wanted|when I wanted to do it!
{19856}{19937}Back when the world made sense!
{19941}{20005}You mean back before you|rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?
{20009}{20042}Exactly!
{20182}{20284}Shrek you have|three beautiful children
{20288}{20340}a wife who loves you
{20344}{20441}friends who adore you.|You have everything.
{20500}{20605}Why is it the only person|who can't see that is you?
{21104}{21144}That's just great.
{21332}{21380}If she thinks I'm gonna|slink back there and apologize.
{21380}{21394}If she thinks I'm gonna|slink back there and apologize
{21398}{21404}she's got another thing coming.|She's not the boss of me.
{21404}{21476}She's got another thing coming.|She's not the boss of me.
{21480}{21572}I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize|for acting like one.
{21576}{21680}Help please!|Someone anyone at all help me!
{21684}{21726}Please help!
{21737}{21775}Please help!
{21784}{21827}I'm stuck! Help!
{21831}{21875}Oh please help!
{21879}{21946}Someone anyone! Help me!
{21950}{22034}The pain! I can see|a bright light. A tunnel!
{22056}{22097}Grandma? Is that you?
{22101}{22134}Yeah it's me Granny.
{22138}{22224}An ogre! Please Mr Ogre|please don't eat me!
{22228}{22265}I'm not gonna eat you.
{22269}{22348}But you are an ogre... Aren't you?
{22352}{22420}Yeah well I... I used to be.
{22424}{22482}Look move out or get crushed.
{22486}{22534}So you're not gonna eat me?
{22538}{22654}No thanks. I already had a big bowl|of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
{22688}{22759}Wait up! What's your rush?|Where you going?
{22763}{22787}Nowhere.
{22791}{22855}What a coincidence!|I was just heading that way myself.
{22859}{22967}But seriously|let me give you a ride. I insist.
{22971}{23076}Come on. It's the least I can do|after all you've done for me.
{23114}{23150}I got a hot rat cooking.
{23197}{23285}All right! Can I interest you|in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?
{23289}{23360}A liquid libation|to ease that frustration?
{23364}{23467}- Eyeball-tini?|- Well maybe just one.
{23489}{23585}So the centaur says|"That's not the half I'm talking about."
{23610}{23675}I gotta say Shrek I envy you.
{23679}{23759}To live the life of an ogre...|no worries no responsibilities.
{23763}{23829}You are free to pillage|and terrorize as you please.
{23833}{23912}- Free? That's a laugh.|- Oh yeah?
{23926}{24050}Sometimes I wish I had just one day|to feel like a real ogre again.
{24054}{24081}Why didn't you say so?
{24085}{24161}Magical transactions are my speciality!
{24165}{24254}Great. Next to mimes|magicians are my favourite people.
{24277}{24313}Hold on.
{24317}{24393}"King for a Month."|"Knight for a Week."
{24474}{24522}Ogre for a day.
{24561}{24610}Think about it Shrek.|To be feared and hated.
{24614}{24639}You'll be like "Roar!"
{24643}{24729}And the villagers will be like "Get|away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"
{24733}{24814}It would be just like the good old days|when your swamp was your castle.
{24818}{24953}- When the world made sense.|- All right what's the catch?
{24957}{25045}Catch? No. There's no catch.|No catchings really.
{25049}{25102}I mean there's something.|Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.
{25103}{25175}All right I knew it.|So what do you want?
{25179}{25223}- A day.|- A day.
{25227}{25252}Rat's done!
{25289}{25365}To make the magic work you gotta|give something to get something.
{25369}{25439}In this case you gotta|give a day to get a day. That's all.
{25443}{25508}I can't just pick up|and leave my family.
{25512}{25600}But that's the best part Shrek!|It's a magical contract.
{25604}{25648}No one will even know you're gone.
{25652}{25791}And by the time this day is up|you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.
{25814}{25862}Still I don't know.
{25866}{25951}Hey no problem.|Forget it no big D. Doesn't matter.
{25955}{26015}Do you like white meat or dark meat?
{26045}{26117}So what day would I have to give up?
{26121}{26190}I don't know any day.|A day from your past.
{26194}{26252}A day you had the flu?|A day you lost a pet?
{26256}{26314}A day some meddling oaf|stuck his nose where it didn't belong
{26318}{26363}destroying your business|and ruining your life?!
{26445}{26480}Just for an example.
{26484}{26526}How about the day I met Donkey?
{26530}{26590}Now there's a day|I'd like to take back.
{26605}{26642}I don't know who that is.
{26662}{26724}I know. What about a day|you wouldn't even remember?
{26728}{26781}Like a day when you were a baby.
{26785}{26911}- An innocent mindless little baby.|- Take any of those days you want.
{26915}{27020}- Take them all for all I care.|- Oh just one will do.
{27053}{27117}OK good.|A day from your childhood it is.
{27121}{27208}I guess there's nothing wrong|with wanting a little time for myself.
{27212}{27249}Just 24 tiny little hours.
{27253}{27303}- I'm still my own ogre!|- Yeah you is!
{27307}{27361}I never needed to ask|for anyone's permission before.
{27365}{27429}So why start now?
{27637}{27672}Go on Shrek.
{27676}{27713}Sign it!
{27739}{27774}Go on Shrek.
{27801}{27838}Sign it Shrek! Sign it!
{27885}{27910}You signed it.
{27914}{27981}So tell me. What happens now?
{27985}{28025}Have a nice day.
{28456}{28514}I think I fell on my keys.
{28518}{28556}There are 40 children in that shoe
{28560}{28621}which is why the weasel|goes pop to this very day.
{28625}{28650}Oh great.
{28654}{28714}As we head over the river|and through the woods...
{28718}{28743}Ogre!
{29306}{29349}Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!
{30629}{30700}This is the part where you run away!
{31217}{31277}Sure is great to be wanted again.
{31309}{31345}Nice one.
{31553}{31586}Fiona?
{31830}{31866}Oh no.
{32201}{32241}My home.
{32273}{32305}Fiona!
{32357}{32425}Fiona! Are you in there?!
{33329}{33381}All right Rumpel!
{33397}{33457}This wasn't part of the deal!
{33537}{33573}Rumpel!
{34086}{34135}Ogre!
{34161}{34241}We've got another one ladies! Get him!
{34278}{34318}Who are you?!
{34322}{34370}What are you doing in my swamp?
{34520}{34573}Looks like a troublemaker!
{34874}{34905}Spread 'em!
{34958}{35009}Nice job ladies!
{35190}{35293}You witches are making a big mistake!|I know my rights!
{35297}{35353}You have the right to shut your mouth!
{35829}{35913}Donkey stop with the singing will you?
{35933}{35965}Donkey!
{36189}{36249}Donkey where am I? What's happening?
{36253}{36329}Quiet down there! Oh I hate this song.
{36490}{36557}I'm driving|so I'm in charge of the music.
{36585}{36653}Will you witches make up your mind?
{36864}{36950}Donkey? What's going on?|Do you know where Fiona is?
{36965}{37030}Quiet ogre! You're gonna get me|in trouble and I need this job.
{37034}{37077}I am not going back to work|for Old MacDonald.
{37078}{37145}Tell me to E-I-E-I-O.|"E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.
{37149}{37238}Where are my babies?|And where's your wife Dragon?
{37242}{37310}Look I think you have me confused|with some other talking donkey.
{37314}{37350}I've never seen you before in my life.
{37351}{37413}Never seen me before?|Come on Donkey!
{37417}{37469}And how do you|know my name anyway?
{37473}{37542}It's me Shrek. Your best friend?
{37558}{37592}A donkey and an ogre friends?
{37596}{37650}That's the most|ridiculous thing I ever heard!
{37718}{37778}Can you at least tell me|where they're taking me?
{37782}{37858}To the same place they take|every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.
{37877}{37951}- Stiltskin!|- I said quiet!
{38129}{38194}Oh no.
{38465}{38529}It's time to crumble!
{38533}{38637}Place your bets!|Place your bets! We start tout de suite!
{38642}{38666}Yeah!
{38741}{38774}Gingy?
{38869}{38913}Gingy snap!
{38975}{39000}There's one!
{39004}{39045}Disgusting filthy ogre!
{39061}{39091}Hideous monster!
{39095}{39134}Filthy filthy creature!
{39138}{39193}Disgusting creature!
{39818}{39859}Move it!
{40269}{40335}Don't worry Donkey.|I'll get us our lives back.
{40339}{40415}Yeah right. Put a little mustard|on mine Captain Crazy!
{41305}{41349}Mr Stiltskin?
{41398}{41449}You got another customer.
{41458}{41518}- Wolfie!|- Yes Mr Stiltskin.
{41522}{41566}Bring me my business wig.
{41570}{41623}Mr Stiltskin please!
{41693}{41752}- OK go.|- Please make me a real boy!
{41756}{41837}Go away! Terms are|in the details balsa boy.
{41841}{41907}Sayonara termites! Hello acne!
{41921}{41953}Stiltskin!
{41986}{42012}Shrek!
{42059}{42094}There he is!
{42118}{42152}So close!
{42170}{42241}Have I been waiting for you!
{42262}{42322}Ladies this is the guy
{42326}{42407}that made all of this possible!
{42433}{42494}So tell me how are you|enjoying your day?
{42498}{42573}All right Rumpel what's going on?|What have you done?
{42577}{42653}No Shrek it's not what I've done.|It's what you've done.
{42657}{42748}Thanks to you the King and Queen|signed their kingdom over to me.
{42752}{42786}They would never do that.
{42790}{42901}They would if I promised them|all their problems would disappear.
{42937}{42993}And then they disappeared!
{43217}{43250}They would have done anything
{43254}{43305}if they thought it would|end their daughter's curse.
{43309}{43366}I ended Fiona's curse!
{43370}{43450}How could you when you never existed?
{43454}{43526}You better start making sense|you dirty little man!
{43530}{43585}Here let me spell it out for you!
{43589}{43693}You gave me a day from your past|a day you couldn't even remember.
{43697}{43798}A day when you were|an innocent mindless little baby.
{43885}{43923}You took the day I was born.
{43927}{43999}No Shrek. You gave it to me.
{44003}{44088}Enjoy this while you can Stiltskin|because when this day is up...
{44092}{44157}But you haven't heard the best part.
{44161}{44298}Since you were never born once|this day comes to an end so will you.
{44395}{44434}Where's Fiona?
{44451}{44480}Where's my family?
{44484}{44561}Silly little ogre.|You don't get it do you?
{44565}{44626}You see you were never born.
{44630}{44681}You never met Fiona.
{44685}{44771}Your kids don't exist.
{44840}{44917}How's that for a metaphysical paradox?
{44961}{45019}Looks like you got|exactly what you wanted!
{45043}{45121}- Happy Ogre Day!|- Rumpel!
{45169}{45200}Get him witches!
{45452}{45530}You know what'd help morale|around here? Flip-flop Fridays.
{45534}{45598}Feet be comfortable|with the breeze on your toes.
{45766}{45806}Come on girls!
{46061}{46150}Lock all the doors|you worthless witches! Do it!
{46217}{46256}I'll be right back Donkey!
{46260}{46342}I don't know you! I don't know him!
{46809}{46857}I'm glad I'm not you.
{46969}{47001}Help me! Help!
{47030}{47054}Help!
{47257}{47294}No not my pretty ball!
{47401}{47445}Watch out!
{47738}{47762}Wolfie?
{47765}{47821}My angry wig.
{48026}{48032}Help! I've been kidnapped|by a deranged unbalanced ogre!
{48032}{48109}Help! I've been kidnapped|by a deranged unbalanced ogre!
{48113}{48147}Donkey! Get off of me!
{48151}{48221}Watch it with your pointy hooves!
{48390}{48429}- Just take my wallet!|- Hey!
{48433}{48481}I'm being ass-napped!
{48496}{48524}Animal cruelty! Help!
{48528}{48578}You need to calm down!
{48582}{48610}I'm your friend.
{48628}{48678}I'm not gonna hurt you all right?
{48701}{48746}Good. I'm gonna let go...
{48750}{48809}right... now.
{48813}{48874}Please! Eat my face last!|Send my hooves to my mama!
{48878}{48937}Donkey! You've got to trust me.
{48941}{49003}- Why should I trust you?|- Because...
{49007}{49057}Because...
{49145}{49177}OK.
{50084}{50186}Fine! Go ahead!|Run away! Who needs you?
{50990}{51054}I've never seen an ogre cry.
{51186}{51227}I'm not crying.
{51231}{51280}It's nothing to be ashamed of.|I cry all the time.
{51284}{51354}Just thinking about my grandma|or thinking about baby kittens
{51358}{51462}or my grandma kissing a baby kitten|or a little baby grandma kitten.
{51494}{51565}- That is so darn sad.|- I said I'm not crying!
{51569}{51614}Take it easy I'm only trying to help.
{51618}{51662}It's none of my business|why you're upset.
{51686}{51718}By the way why are you upset?
{51722}{51791}I was tricked into signing something|I shouldn't have.
{51795}{51850}You signed up for one of them|time-shares huh?
{51854}{51918}No. I signed this.
{51934}{51994}You should never sign a contract|with Rumpelstiltskin!
{51998}{52030}Yeah I got that.
{52034}{52082}- His fine print is crafty.|- I know.
{52086}{52142}- His exit clauses are sneaky.|- Yeah I...
{52162}{52221}- What did you say?|- I'm talking about the exit clause.
{52225}{52256}Used to be you had to guess his name
{52257}{52303}but now everybody knows|who Rumpelstiltskin is.
{52307}{52346}Donkey I've read the fine print.
{52350}{52406}There's nothing|about an exit clause in here.
{52410}{52458}Well you didn't expect him|to make it easy for you.
{52460}{52514}Here let me show you how it's done.
{52518}{52557}I didn't spend all that time|around them witches
{52558}{52598}without picking up a few tricks.
{52602}{52655}Your tiny little ogre brain|couldn't begin to comprehend
{52659}{52714}the complexity|of my polygonic foldability skills.
{52718}{52748}What are you doing?
{52752}{52826}Hey I can't get my origami on|unless you back off.
{52830}{52909}Thank you. OK here's what you|gotta do. You fold this piece here
{52913}{52970}make this letter match up here|bring this corner here
{52974}{53074}and if you do it just right|it will show you what to do. There!
{53078}{53134}"Try Lou's Bliss."
{53206}{53231}Who's Lou?
{53235}{53278}Give me that!
{53406}{53455}"True Love's Kiss."
{53510}{53570}You have to take me to dinner first.
{53590}{53666}"According to fairy tale law|if not fully satisfied
{53670}{53754}true love's kiss will render|this contract null and void."
{53758}{53842}Donkey you did it! Look at you!
{53846}{53961}If Fiona and I share true love's kiss|I will get my life back!
{53965}{54035}OK! This isn't a petting zoo!|So where is this Fiona?
{54074}{54109}Well that's just it you see.
{54125}{54158}I don't know.
{54162}{54217}You know when I lose something|I always try to retrace my steps.
{54218}{54274}So... where did you leave her last?
{54290}{54342}The last time I saw her
{54346}{54410}I told her I wished|I'd never rescued her.
{54458}{54533}- Oh no.|- Shrek?
{54537}{54599}Shrek! Shrek wait! Wait Shrek!
{54603}{54654}What are you crazy?|That's the Dragon's Keep!
{54658}{54704}They keep dragons in there!
{54749}{54783}OK yeah fine! Go ahead!
{54787}{54857}I'm gonna just hang back here|and find us some breakfast!
{55116}{55146}Fiona!
{55990}{56030}Oh no.
{56292}{56347}If I didn't save Fiona...
{56418}{56459}then who did?
{56712}{56827}This is the favour Fiona was|supposed to give me on the day we met.
{56866}{56915}It's a symbol of our love.
{56935}{56962}Now smell it!
{56966}{57011}Hey man get that dirty|favour out of my face!
{57015}{57100}Your nose is the only chance|I have of tracking down my wife
{57104}{57166}so stop complaining and start smelling.
{57170}{57205}Smell it! Get it! Away you go girl!
{57209}{57250}Do I look like a bloodhound to you?
{57254}{57312}In case you haven't noticed|I'm a donkey not a dog!
{57316}{57382}If I was a dog they'd call me Dog|not Donkey!
{57386}{57419}And another thing...
{57443}{57478}Wait a minute.
{57494}{57528}I think I got something.
{57543}{57598}- Whatever it is it's sweet.|- Fiona.
{57602}{57641}Luscious and tasty.
{57645}{57706}Hey! That's my wife|you're talking about.
{57744}{57770}Donkey!
{57866}{57916}Yeah! Waffles!
{57920}{57991}And I thought the Waffle Fairy|was just a bedtime story.
{58004}{58090}Sticky stacks of golden|syrupy deliciousness!
{58094}{58146}Donkey! Don't eat that!
{58150}{58249}There's a stack of freshly made waffles|in the middle of the forest.
{58253}{58298}Don't you find that|a wee bit suspicious?
{58316}{58368}Oh you... I'm just... What are you...?
{58372}{58419}Bad Donkey! Mustn't.
{58423}{58520}I said don't! Don't!|No! Get away from it.
{58542}{58567}You did.
{58738}{58765}Look out!
{58840}{58864}Donkey!
{58868}{58926}- Are you OK?|- I'm fine.
{58978}{59004}Donkey.
{59064}{59102}Help! Help me!
{59106}{59172}Help Shrek! Help!
{59742}{59771}Watch your head.
{59776}{59808}Hey it's a new guy!
{59812}{59863}Look at him all dressed up|in his Sunday vest.
{59867}{59909}He's really tiny isn't he?
{59913}{59963}Yeah. Fate has delivered us|a comrade-in-arms
{59967}{60006}and for that we are thankful.|Suit him up!
{60010}{60057}- Let's go greenie.|- Now wait a minute!
{60176}{60220}- Hey!|- Here you go.
{60347}{60414}- Welcome to the resistance.|- Resistance?
{60418}{60504}We fight for freedom|and ogres everywhere!
{60731}{60770}I didn't know we could do that.
{60774}{60834}Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!
{60838}{60945}- I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...|- I'll take him! This order's to go.
{60949}{61007}Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.
{61011}{61063}Trust me you don't want|to eat this one.
{61067}{61116}I go down smooth|but come out fighting!
{61120}{61170}- Let go!|- Don't make Mama mad.
{61174}{61200}Your dinner is my friend!
{61204}{61255}- Come on guys!|- I got to get the giblets out!
{61259}{61307}- She's back.|- There she is.
{61735}{61761}Fiona!
{61812}{61862}I'm so happy I found you!
{62058}{62091}Maybe you missed orientation
{62095}{62179}but for future reference|personal space is very important to me.
{62210}{62254}You don't know who I am do you?
{62258}{62294}No.
{62298}{62346}Brogan I have news from Far Far Away.
{62350}{62402}Gather the others|and meet me in the war room.
{62406}{62466}Gretched make sure everyone|is prepared to move out tonight.
{62470}{62517}- I need to talk to you.|- What is it?
{62521}{62630}OK I know you don't|remember me but...
{62634}{62684}we're married. Hear me out.
{62688}{62754}And at the birthday party|with some pigs and a puppet
{62758}{62795}the villagers wanted me|to sign their pitchforks
{62796}{62845}and this boy kept saying|"Do the roar."
{62849}{62910}Then I punched the cakes that the|pigs ate and the next thing I knew
{62911}{62967}my donkey fell in your waffle hole.
{63028}{63088}Right? Who's with me?
{63130}{63193}I guess I must have kicked him|harder than I thought.
{63197}{63250}Fiona I need to...
{63286}{63346}Witches! All right everyone|you know the drill!
{63350}{63394}- Fiona!|- Witches! Oh no!
{63398}{63448}- Witches! Witches!|- Come on now.
{64141}{64208}Fiona that's the third patrol today.|We can't hide forever.
{64212}{64298}Trust me Brogan.|After tonight we won't have to.
{64336}{64412}- That's your wife?|- That's my wife.
{64422}{64495}Well I see who wears the chain mail|in your family!
{64571}{64691}Some people like to look|at the goblet as... as half empty.
{64695}{64791}Me I like to look at it as half full.
{64811}{64886}We've gone from the bottom|to the top ladies.
{64890}{64965}But we're not just an empire.
{64978}{65008}We're a family.
{65032}{65122}Everyone has got their cupcake?|Cupcake cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?
{65126}{65150}Good.
{65154}{65231}Yeah you know we have|put away a lot of ogres.
{65235}{65335}And so one got away.|Who cares? It's not a big deal.
{65347}{65397}It doesn't matter to me.
{65401}{65467}It's not like it's the end of the world.
{65495}{65565}Except... funny thing.
{65569}{65653}Now that I think about it|the ogre who got away is Shrek!
{65657}{65725}And if he shares a kiss|with Fiona by sunrise
{65729}{65805}it is the end of the world! Our world!
{65809}{65854}My empire!
{65939}{65998}But as I was saying
{66002}{66099}I like to look at the goblet|as half full.
{66134}{66182}Yelling makes me so parched.
{66186}{66278}Would anyone care for some water?|Wet your whistle?
{66282}{66351}A clear crisp delicious glass...
{66355}{66431}of agua purificada?
{66435}{66491}Anybody's thirsty?|Nobody's thirsty? No?
{66515}{66563}Well then does anyone care to tell me
{66567}{66630}what it's going to take|to get this ogre? You.
{66634}{66661}Faster brooms?
{66665}{66703}- No!|- Pointier hats?
{66707}{66746}- No! You!|- Maybe we could hire
{66750}{66791}a professional bounty hunter?
{66816}{66887}What a world! What a world!
{66926}{66996}You know actually|not a bad idea. Baba!
{67011}{67050}I need a bounty hunter.
{67054}{67130}And if music doth|soothe the savage beast...
{67134}{67211}then I think I might know|just the person!
{67267}{67369}Listen up everyone.|Word has come from Far Far Away.
{67373}{67449}Stiltskin is leading|tonight's ogre hunt himself.
{67453}{67494}- He's never done that before.|- What? Why?
{67498}{67542}I bet that's because of us.
{67546}{67588}If that cupcake-eating clown
{67592}{67667}finally leaves the safety|of his filthy witch nest...
{67683}{67714}he'll be vulnerable.
{67718}{67794}The plan's simple.|If they follow the usual patrol route
{67798}{67849}they'll reach the river by midnight.
{67853}{67937}We'll be concealed along this road|waiting for his caravan.
{67941}{68021}Once they reach the clearing|I'll give the signal.
{68025}{68070}And then we attack!
{68208}{68286}And when the smoke clears...|Wait what's this?
{68290}{68321}That's my Chimichanga stand.
{68347}{68399}No Cookie. We won't be needing that.
{68403}{68492}Trust me Fiona. Y'all gonna be|really hungry after this ambush OK?
{68514}{68557}Go and finish your little speech.
{68575}{68658}All right as I was saying|when the smoke clears.
{68662}{68751}Rumpelstiltskin is gone|and the chimichangas have been eaten.
{68755}{68818}Far Far Away will finally be free.
{68822}{68864}- And so will we.|- Spread the word.
{68868}{68946}We move out as soon as|Rumpel leaves the palace.
{69002}{69055}- Man this is serious!|- Tell me about it.
{69059}{69121}How am I ever gonna|get her to kiss me before sunrise?
{69125}{69165}Actually I was talking|about the revolution.
{69166}{69202}Revolution?
{69206}{69252}Why don't you just|tell her what you told me?
{69256}{69322}About how you're her true love and|you came from an alternate universe.
{69323}{69366}Well while I'm at it|why don't I tell her
{69370}{69418}that you're married|to a fire-breathing dragon
{69422}{69495}and you have little mutant|donkey-dragon babies.
{69507}{69535}I do?!
{69539}{69609}You saw what happened.|She's gonna think I'm crazy.
{69613}{69642}I'm a daddy?
{69646}{69727}You know what?|If I got Fiona to kiss me once...
{69775}{69818}then I can do it again.
{69839}{69892}Shrek do my babies|have hooves or talons?
{69896}{69934}Donkey...!
{69938}{69972}Hello?
{70007}{70035}Fiona?
{70179}{70253}You should not be here señor.
{70257}{70290}Puss?
{70422}{70463}You've gotta be kidding me.
{70795}{70854}Feed me if you dare.
{70858}{70938}Puss what happened to you?|You got so fa...
{70971}{71043}- fancy.|- Do I know you?
{71047}{71109}Well where's your hat?|Where's your belt?
{71113}{71155}Your wee little boots?
{71159}{71218}Boots? For a cat? Ha!
{71222}{71296}But you're Puss in Boots.
{71311}{71349}Maybe once.
{71353}{71390}But that is a name I have outgrown.
{71394}{71434}That's not the only thing|you've outgrown.
{71438}{71536}Hey! I may have let myself go|a little since retirement
{71540}{71602}but hanging up my sword|was the best decision of my life.
{71606}{71679}I have all the cream I can drink|and all the mice I can chase.
{71718}{71751}I'll get him later.
{71755}{71813}Puss what have I done to you?
{71817}{71852}You've gone soft.
{71871}{71971}Well I do get brushed twice a day.
{71999}{72038}Look it's not too late to fix it.
{72042}{72096}All you have to do is help me|get a kiss from Fiona.
{72100}{72175}What are you doing?|Can I help you with something?
{72179}{72250}Well I know how stressful|mounting a rebellion can be...
{72254}{72302}rallying the troops|planning attacks
{72306}{72397}so I brought you a little something|to ease the tension.
{72410}{72436}A gift basket?
{72440}{72503}You're welcome.|So let's see what you got.
{72507}{72564}Heart-shaped box of slugs.
{72579}{72638}Skunk-scented candle.
{72642}{72747}- Look this really isn't the...|- What's this? Coupons!
{72751}{72800}Let's see|"Good for one free foot massage."
{72804}{72860}"A mud facial!"|Oh and here's one...
{72864}{72949}"Good for one free kiss."|Let's cash it now.
{72953}{73001}Look I don't know|what this is all about
{73005}{73042}but I'm trying to run a revolution.
{73046}{73099}So unless you have|Rumpelstiltskin's head in there
{73103}{73154}I suggest you take your gift basket
{73158}{73247}get out of my tent|and go make yourself useful!
{73263}{73366}Wow. You're right. I am sorry.
{73370}{73443}I was just trying to be friendly.|No hard feelings?
{73482}{73507}An apologetic hug?
{73536}{73567}And a quick kiss goodbye.
{73603}{73627}Hey!
{73642}{73694}Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?
{73735}{73816}Hey Shrek! Are my babies cute or do|they make people feel uncomfortable?
{73820}{73895}- Where'd we find that guy?|- Could it be true?
{73899}{74000}Have the years of prim|and pampery made me soft?
{74004}{74074}Don't be silly.|Now who's a pretty kitty?
{74078}{74116}I am.
{74303}{74364}Daddy thinks you look real nice Fifi.
{74395}{74420}Honk.
{74424}{74462}All right Piggies be gone!
{74466}{74519}Don't forget to take|her little potty box with you.
{74542}{74589}This little piggy wants to go home!
{74593}{74672}- Mr Stiltskin! He's here.|- Nice.
{75002}{75078}Pied Piper. How was your commute?
{75128}{75154}Good.
{75158}{75200}You call this guy a bounty hunter?
{75204}{75273}What's he gonna do|flute those ogres a lullaby?
{75560}{75599}OK got it!
{75628}{75679}Make it stop!
{75782}{75815}All right that's enough.
{75895}{75983}Looks like it's time to pay the piper.
{76035}{76101}Griselda seriously|it's time to pay the piper.
{76105}{76178}Now go get my chequebook!|Go! Move! Get out!
{76182}{76230}Things are getting|real sloppy around here!
{76308}{76309}Here now make sure they eat up!
{76309}{76317}Here now make sure they eat up!
{76317}{76325}Here now make sure they eat up!
{76325}{76356}Here now make sure they eat up!
{76360}{76439}You can't end tyranny on|an empty stomach! Go on! Go!
{76443}{76479}Din-din!
{76665}{76734}- Come on Donkey.|- One more time please?
{76738}{76793}All right but this is the last time.
{76831}{76857}Here it comes. Look at him.
{76983}{77027}I see you!
{77193}{77238}That's quite a friend you've got there.
{77242}{77293}I can see why you haven't eaten him.
{77297}{77360}Donkey! I hate to pull you away|from your adoring public
{77364}{77419}but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.
{77423}{77497}- I need your help!|- Hey everybody. Who wants dessert?
{77564}{77613}- Where'd you get these?|- Fiona's garbage.
{77617}{77687}Just another gift from some|clueless lover boy.
{77730}{77770}That's a good one Cookie!
{77794}{77866}Anyone who knows Fiona knows|this stuff ain't gonna work on her.
{77870}{77906}Works on me.
{77910}{77979}Donkey what am I gonna do?|It's like I don't even know her.
{77983}{78064}You in trouble Romeo. The only thing|Fiona cares about is her cause.
{78068}{78140}- To the cause!|- To the cause!
{78192}{78220}All right!
{78759}{78783}Hello!
{78879}{78929}- Nice moves.|- What are you doing?
{78933}{78998}What does it look like?|I'm getting ready for ambush action.
{79002}{79066}Oh yeah.|I always like to quad my lutes
{79070}{79170}and do some scrunches|before an operational... op.
{79174}{79199}This one taken?
{79203}{79247}We use that to clean the toilets.
{79293}{79368}And we use that one to clean|the thing we clean the toilets with.
{79372}{79403}I knew that.
{79429}{79456}There you go chief.
{79867}{79919}Hey... Scott?
{79931}{79975}My name is Shrek actually.
{79979}{80047}You're going to get yourself killed|at the ambush tonight.
{80051}{80138}I'll be fine.|I think I can take care of myself...
{80150}{80180}Well let's see about that.
{80190}{80249}Hey! Hey... Hey!
{80253}{80278}What the...?
{80391}{80423}Fiona?
{81204}{81235}I got it.
{81243}{81275}Give me your hand.
{81331}{81372}The dragon goes under the bridge
{81376}{81430}through the loop and finally...
{81434}{81472}Into the castle.
{81679}{81711}Wow.
{81752}{81803}OK. Good.
{81818}{81859}It seems like you can handle yourself.
{81863}{81910}- But Fiona...|- Go get ready for the mission!
{81914}{81986}- I will but Fiona...|- That's an order!
{82252}{82334}All right let's get those axes|sharpened and weapons packed!
{82338}{82376}Preparation is half the battle!
{82404}{82511}Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!
{82523}{82584}Ogre ogre un momento!
{82623}{82654}Just give me a minute.
{82658}{82726}Look Puss I'm a little|pressed for time.
{82730}{82806}I am not believing|what I have just witnessed.
{82810}{82850}Back there you and Fiona.
{82854}{82918}There was a spark...|a spark inside her heart
{82922}{82963}I thought was long extinguished.
{82967}{83073}It was as if for one moment|Fiona had actually found her true love!
{83077}{83157}I am her true love. I ended her curse.
{83171}{83215}You know of her curse?
{83219}{83298}By day one way by night another.
{83302}{83368}This shall be the norm.
{83372}{83456}Until you find true love's first kiss...
{83487}{83580}and then take love's true form.
{83601}{83646}You even know the little rhyme!
{83650}{83710}It is true! You are the one!|You must prove it to her!
{83714}{83766}- How?|- Convince her!
{83770}{83802}Go to her when she is alone
{83806}{83894}and tell her something|that only her true love would know.
{83898}{83935}Know about what?!
{83983}{84058}Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty!|Shrek can we keep him?
{84459}{84503}Excuse me. Coming through!
{84507}{84572}Pardon me guys! Watch your back.
{84576}{84645}Look Donkey|the Chimichanga cart! Quick!
{84649}{84718}Ándale! After him burro!|Donkey vámonos!
{84722}{84773}Man you are a cat-astrophe!
{84777}{84834}And you are ri-donkey-Ious!
{84975}{85042}I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.
{85163}{85208}Secure your positions!
{85600}{85661}- It's quite a view from up here.|- What are you doing?!
{85665}{85690}Get back in position!
{85694}{85768}You need to know|once and for all who I really am.
{85772}{85807}You are going to ruin everything!
{85811}{85865}Ruin everything?|Actually I'm gonna fix everything...
{85869}{85934}The ogres Rumpel your curse.
{85972}{86012}How do you know about my curse?!
{86016}{86122}OK OK please Fiona...|Just hear me out.
{86126}{86187}I can explain everything.
{86271}{86338}- Where's Fiona's signal?|- What's she waiting for?
{86342}{86410}- He's going to get away!|- No he's not.
{87023}{87114}Listen I don't know who you are|or how you know about my curse
{87118}{87163}but if any of these ogres|find out I'm...
{87167}{87245}- A beautiful princess?|- That is not who I am! Not anymore.
{87249}{87322}- Look I know you're upset.|- You don't know anything about me.
{87326}{87366}I know everything about you.
{87370}{87442}I know you sing so beautifully|that birds explode.
{87446}{87498}- Big deal.|- I know that when you sign your name
{87502}{87566}- you put a heart over the "I".|- So what?
{87570}{87618}I know that when|you see a shooting star
{87622}{87670}you cross your fingers on both hands
{87674}{87765}squinch up your nose|and you make a wish.
{87769}{87838}I know that you don't like the covers|wrapped around your feet
{87842}{87882}and I know that you sleep by candlelight
{87886}{87934}because every time|you close your eyes...
{87959}{88031}you're afraid you're gonna|wake up back in that tower.
{88072}{88123}But most importantly Fiona...
{88147}{88233}I know that the reason|you turn human every day...
{88288}{88338}is because you've|never been kissed...
{88372}{88399}well...
{88459}{88487}by me.
{88716}{88810}- You move fast.|- It's not me doing the moving.
{88858}{88910}- Why is this happening?!|- Love?
{88914}{88989}- No I'm being forced to dance!|- By love!
{88993}{89059}No I can't stop myself!
{89063}{89131}Please! Make it stop!
{89135}{89187}I can't control myself!
{89279}{89354}Yeah! Cookie's bringing|the heat out of the kitchen!
{89408}{89467}Oh no! It's the Piper!
{89519}{89606}I can't believe I let this happen|and it's all because of you!
{89610}{89716}- If you'd just let me kiss you!|- What? You're insane!
{90074}{90172}We must do something before|they fandango themselves into oblivion!
{90176}{90258}- What can we do?|- First you must stop dancing!
{90262}{90327}When somebody tooties that flutey|I got to shake my booty!
{90331}{90370}Then it's up to me!
{90575}{90667}Hurry! We must get them|away from the music!
{90723}{90797}Puss and Donkey to the rescue!|We saved the day!
{91413}{91473}Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?
{91477}{91503}Say what?!
{91526}{91558}No. Hell...
{91617}{91690}I don't care how big your eyes get|player it's not going down.
{91828}{91854}All right!
{91866}{91890}Stop!
{91894}{91954}- Where are you going?|- To save my friends.
{91958}{92026}- How by getting yourself killed?|- If that's what it takes.
{92030}{92061}Puss say something.
{92065}{92110}- Puss?|- Let me explain.
{92114}{92165}That's how you knew so much about me.
{92169}{92243}- Fiona wait! Kiss me.|- What?
{92247}{92286}It's the only way to save your friends.
{92290}{92314}Get out of my way.
{92317}{92394}You used to believe that a single kiss|could solve everything!
{93032}{93133}I don't understand.|This doesn't make any sense.
{93137}{93200}True love's kiss|was supposed to fix everything!
{93204}{93254}Yeah you know|that's what they told me too.
{93258}{93314}True love didn't get me|out of that tower.
{93318}{93383}I did. I saved myself.
{93411}{93494}Don't you get it?|It's all just a big fairy tale.
{93498}{93556}Fiona don't say that. It does exist!
{93560}{93593}How would you know?
{93597}{93662}Did you grow up locked away|in a dragon's keep?
{93666}{93734}Did you live all alone|in a miserable tower?
{93738}{93794}Did you cry yourself|to sleep every night
{93798}{93860}waiting for a true love|that never came?!
{93891}{93977}But... But I'm your true love.
{93981}{94063}Then where were you|when I needed you?
{94347}{94407}Maybe you kissed her wrong?
{94422}{94447}No.
{94460}{94503}The kiss didn't work...
{94526}{94582}because Fiona doesn't love me.
{94739}{94780}Don't despair fellow ogres!
{94784}{94886}They can put us in cages|but they can't cage our honour!
{94919}{94989}Shrek and Fiona are together?!
{95039}{95117}Yeah I've heard enough of|your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it!
{95121}{95161}Wolfie! My speech wig.
{95165}{95267}Baba! Ready my make-up.|And Piper pull my socks up.
{95326}{95350}Tight.
{95353}{95389}Attention citizens.
{95408}{95511}Please stay tuned for a message|from our tyrannical dictator!
{95544}{95626}Hello people.|It is I Rumpelstiltskin...
{95630}{95680}shepherd of your dreams.
{95724}{95795}Recently a certain somebody
{95799}{95879}has jeopardized our joyous lives.
{95902}{96021}And that somebody|is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek!
{96025}{96080}That is why I come to you|dear citizens.
{96084}{96144}For whomever brings me this ogre
{96148}{96251}shall receive the deal of a lifetime.
{96260}{96294}Just think of it! Total and
{96298}{96339}- complete happiness.|- Ya!
{96343}{96426}Dazzling radiant fulfilment!|All your greatest wishes.
{96430}{96478}- Yeah!|- Your wildest dreams.
{96482}{96593}Anything you could ever want!|No strings attached!
{96600}{96674}But hurry this is a limited time offer.
{96678}{96818}So light your torches sharpen|your pitchforks and get your mob on!
{96830}{96903}Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
{97005}{97054}Go back where you came from!
{97130}{97169}It seems that we are safe.
{97173}{97240}Yeah it looks a lot less pitchforky|and torchy out there. Let's go.
{97244}{97342}What's the point?|The kiss didn't work. It's over.
{97346}{97418}Look Shrek I know things|might seem a little bleak right now
{97422}{97481}but things always work themselves|out in the end you'll see.
{97485}{97542}- I bet by this time tomorrow...|- Don't you understand?
{97546}{97586}There is no tomorrow.
{97590}{97685}There's no day after that and there's|no day after that day after that!
{97689}{97773}My life was perfect|and I'm never going to get it back!
{97777}{97863}If your life was so perfect why'd you|sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin?
{97867}{97948}Because I didn't know|what I had until it was gone! All right?
{98063}{98107}I didn't know what I had.
{98169}{98253}Surrender now! I'm taking you in!
{98267}{98353}Don't try to fight it ogre!|The reward is mine!
{98357}{98381}Gingy?
{98400}{98458}- You unhand me green devil!|- What are you doing?
{98462}{98493}Collecting my bounty!
{98497}{98545}- Bounty?|- What are you talking about cracker?
{98563}{98622}Rumpelstiltskin promised|the deal of a lifetime
{98626}{98698}- for whoever could bring you in.|- Deal of a lifetime?
{98702}{98775}Where all your wishes come true.
{98815}{98847}Wait a minute.
{98866}{98931}- I can still fix this.|- How you gonna do that?
{98935}{99038}You know what? I'm gonna give|Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.
{99042}{99098}OK Gingy tell me about this...
{99203}{99251}Were you going to eat that?
{99299}{99373}Not Shrek. That is not Shrek.|Also not Shrek.
{99377}{99457}That's not even an ogre|it is a troll! Nice try.
{99461}{99485}- And that...|- Roar.
{99489}{99513}Is just sad.
{99534}{99579}And what is that supposed to be?
{99583}{99621}I'm just a frightened old man.
{99625}{99695}Don't listen to him!|These ogres are crafty!
{99699}{99738}That is your father painted green.
{99742}{99791}No it's Shrek! Honest!
{99828}{99853}Take them away!
{99857}{99926}Can no one bring me Shrek?!|Where is he?
{99930}{99995}How hard can it be?!|I want him! I want him! I want him!
{100007}{100039}Stiltskin!
{100077}{100118}I hear you're looking for me.
{100138}{100185}All right! Finally!
{100189}{100272}Who turned him in?|Who gets the deal of a lifetime?
{100276}{100320}- I do.|- What? But...
{100324}{100418}If I'm turning myself in|I get the deal of a lifetime.
{100490}{100580}That means you have|to give me anything I want.
{100584}{100646}No! Only true love's kiss|can break your contract!
{100650}{100695}So if you thought you were just gonna...
{100720}{100822}- in here and get your life back...|- I'm not here to get my life back.
{100835}{100893}Then what do you want?
{101151}{101211}The ogres. They are all free.
{101215}{101251}But where is Shrek?
{101375}{101431}This is not good.
{101458}{101542}I don't know.|Not much of a storybook ending.
{101546}{101686}The noble Shrek turns himself in|to save a bunch of filthy ogres.
{101699}{101763}All that matters is that they're free...
{101775}{101823}and Fiona is safe.
{101859}{101930}I bet Fiona would be|really touched to hear that.
{101946}{101977}But hey...
{101981}{102051}I guess you can tell her yourself.
{102071}{102106}Fiona!
{102307}{102410}Stiltskin we had a deal!|You agreed to free all ogres!
{102414}{102444}Oh yeah.
{102448}{102559}But Fiona isn't all ogre is she?
{102631}{102770}By day one way by night another.|Blardy blardy blar.
{102815}{102868}Nobody's smart but me!
{103063}{103123}That was a really brave thing|you did Shrek.
{103142}{103166}Thank you.
{103183}{103239}No you were right.
{103259}{103310}I wasn't there for you.
{103314}{103370}And not just at|the Dragon's Keep but...
{103402}{103444}every day since.
{103467}{103495}Well...
{103519}{103558}you're here now.
{103623}{103666}Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!
{103670}{103703}Don't be a fool mule!
{103707}{103767}She's right. Rumpel's palace|is locked up tighter
{103771}{103850}- than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.|- And that cupboard wasn't guarded
{103854}{103926}by a whole bunch of|mean ugly nasty witches.
{103930}{103999}Hey! We can hear you!
{104019}{104055}Sorry!
{104090}{104134}We must get into the palace.
{104138}{104189}Man Shrek and me|just busted out of that place!
{104193}{104230}But how?
{104259}{104330}The same way we're gonna bust in.
{104437}{104536}Yay! My new pretty ball!|Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?
{104540}{104578}I guess it'll have to do.
{104709}{104822}Witches finally the moment|we've all been waiting for.
{104826}{104893}The main event of the evening!
{104897}{104973}I present Shrek and Fiona!
{105095}{105192}And now to put the past|behind us once and for all
{105196}{105286}I give you a princess's worst nightmare!
{105290}{105376}Fiona's old flame|the keeper of the keep...
{105380}{105418}Dragon!
{105969}{106024}- Donkey?|- And Puss!
{106115}{106142}In Boots!
{106864}{106913}Get them get them witches!
{106957}{106994}Incoming!
{107095}{107152}- Donkey woo her!|- Woo who?
{107156}{107189}Your wife!
{107766}{107793}Uh-oh.
{107925}{108004}I'll call you! We're in love!
{108286}{108321}Fiona hold on!
{108362}{108401}Hey you!
{109109}{109183}- Chimichangas?!|- Get 'em while they're hot!
{109349}{109378}Jump!
{109461}{109490}Now!
{109827}{109890}The dragon goes under the bridge!
{109917}{109953}Through the loop!
{109957}{109983}And finally...
{109987}{110025}Into the castle!
{110185}{110218}Run!
{110365}{110397}Foo!
{110441}{110473}So long!
{110542}{110569}Come on Fifi go!
{110573}{110618}Go! Witches close up the floor!
{110645}{110708}Come on Fifi go! Flappity flap!
{110712}{110793}Come on go! Fly away! Up up! Go!
{110813}{110845}Fifi no!
{110959}{111005}Victory is ours!
{111206}{111278}Looks like we're having|curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
{111282}{111344}Hey we make a pretty good team.
{111348}{111395}You have no idea.
{111585}{111617}Shrek?
{111684}{111753}His day is up. His day is...!
{111767}{111795}Shrek?
{111821}{111861}It's all right.
{111946}{112001}There has to be something I can do.
{112021}{112108}You've already done|everything for me Fiona.
{112112}{112174}You gave me a home and a family.
{112178}{112220}You have kids?
{112224}{112272}We have kids.
{112276}{112369}Fergus Farkle|and a little girl named...
{112373}{112405}- Felicia.|- Felicia.
{112426}{112493}I always wanted to have|a daughter named Felicia.
{112506}{112546}And someday...
{112586}{112618}you will.
{112874}{112938}You know what the|best part of today was?
{113001}{113101}I got the chance to fall in love|with you all over again.
{113914}{113982}Fiona the sunrise!
{113986}{114041}You're still... an ogre!
{114101}{114172}- True love's form.|- Impossible!
{114190}{114230}The kiss worked.
{114390}{114422}What?!
{114648}{114682}Fifi!
{114725}{114757}Puss!
{114813}{114855}No no no!
{114859}{114933}No not yet! I'm not ready! No wait!
{115272}{115307}I love you Daddy!
{115311}{115389}Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
{115495}{115572}Everybody I have found another cake!
{115590}{115645}Shrek? Are you OK?
{115801}{115901}Fiona. I've never been better.
{115953}{115993}Roar!
{116109}{116165}Happy Birthday Farkle.
{116169}{116224}Fergus my little man!
{116228}{116283}And Felicia sweetheart.
{116287}{116341}I believe this is yours.
{116374}{116414}Thank you Daddy.
{116450}{116510}Hey Uncle Shrek! How about|giving my babies an encore!
{116514}{116565}Please señor let us have it!
{116836}{116919}- I didn't know we could do that.|- That's my best friend!
{116949}{117001}You know I always thought
{117005}{117062}that I rescued you|from the Dragon's Keep.
{117066}{117099}You did.
{117103}{117189}No. It was you that rescued me.
{119373}{119405}Yummy!