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{995}{1118}{Y:b}03 Shrek The Third - Animation 2007 English
{1341}{1381}Onward, Chauncey!
{1385}{1447}To the highest room|of the tallest tower...
{1450}{1573}where my princess awaits rescue|from her handsome Prince Charming!
{1845}{1935}This is worse than "Love Letters".|I hate dinner theatre!
{1938}{1981}Me, too.
{2013}{2060}Whoa there, Chauncey!
{2094}{2177}Hark! The brave Prince Charming|approacheth.
{2181}{2285}Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay|the monster that guards you...
{2289}{2359}then take my place as rightful king.
{2362}{2401}What did she say?
{2491}{2525}It's Shrek!
{2531}{2571}Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
{2625}{2675}Prepare, foul beast...
{2678}{2790}to enter into a world of pain|with which you are not familiar!
{2794}{2855}Happy birthday to thee|Happy birthday to thee.
{2858}{2889}Do you mind?
{2897}{2973}Do you mind? Boring!
{3081}{3137}Prepare, foul beast...
{3353}{3417}Someday you'll be sorry.
{3421}{3473}We already are!
{4075}{4106}Mommy...
{4201}{4284}You're right. I can't let this happen.
{4305}{4337}I can't!
{4365}{4455}I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
{4458}{4509}And I promise you this, Mother...
{4517}{4582}I will restore dignity to my throne.
{4693}{4719}And this time,
{4722}{4822}no one will stand in my way.
{5229}{5269}Good morning.
{5293}{5333}Good morning.
{5373}{5397}Morning breath.
{5401}{5477}I know. Isn't it wonderful?
{5493}{5537}Good morning, good morning.
{5553}{5610}The sun is shining through.
{5614}{5666}Good morning, good morning|To you.
{5670}{5721}And you! And you!
{5814}{5855}They grow up so fast.
{5858}{5909}Not fast enough.
{5958}{6023}You'll be filling in|for the King and Queen.
{6026}{6103}Several functions|require your attendance, sir.
{6106}{6185}Great! Let's get started.
{6189}{6257}Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
{6277}{6331}You need to get a pair of jammies.
{6510}{6587}I got some sleep and I needed it.
{6590}{6656}Not a lot, just a little bit.
{6659}{6733}Someone's always|trying to keep me from it.
{6737}{6805}It's a crying shame.
{6821}{6877}It's a royal pain in the neck
{6881}{6921}I knight thee.
{7445}{7520}If you're filling in for a king,|you should look like one.
{7523}{7597}Can somebody come in|and work on Shrek?
{7641}{7676}I will see what I can do.
{8185}{8225}Yeah, wow.
{8245}{8304}Is this really necessary?
{8323}{8363}Quite necessary, Fiona.
{8366}{8433}- I'm Shrek, you twit.|- Whatever.
{8437}{8525}This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.|Let's see some hustle!
{8529}{8575}Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
{8578}{8661}I don't know how much longer|I can keep this up.
{8665}{8735}I'm sorry, but can you|just try to grin and bear it?
{8738}{8787}It's just until Dad gets better.
{8837}{8869}Shrek?
{8901}{8939}You look handsome.
{8942}{8989}Come here, you.
{9333}{9445}My but is itching up a storm and|I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
{9465}{9535}Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?
{9538}{9595}Fiddlesworth, sir.
{9598}{9625}Perfect.
{9689}{9745}Ladies and gentlemen...
{9749}{9825}Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
{9929}{9971}Ahh! You've got it.
{9974}{10011}A little to the left.
{10041}{10093}That's it! That's good.
{10097}{10171}Oh, yeah! Scratch|that thing! You're on it.
{10174}{10209}Shrek!
{10326}{10353}My eye!
{10357}{10385}What are you doing?
{10542}{10566}Fiona!
{10641}{10718}- Are you okay?|- Yeah. I'm fine.
{10805}{10861}Shrimp! My favourite!
{11113}{11177}- That's it! We're leaving!|- Calm down.
{11181}{11299}Calm down? Who do you think|we're kidding? I am an ogre.
{11302}{11389}I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,|and I never will be.
{11486}{11519}I think that went well.
{11522}{11552}Donkey!
{11555}{11597}Come on, Shrek!
{11609}{11686}Some people just don't|understand boundaries.
{11909}{12019}Just think. A couple more days|and we'll be back home...
{12022}{12101}in our vermin-filled shack|strewn with fungus...
{12105}{12174}and filled with the stench|of mud and neglect.
{12178}{12241}You had me at "vermin-filled".
{12261}{12377}And, um... maybe even the piter-pater|of little feet on the floor.
{12389}{12453}That's right, the swamp rats|will be spawning.
{12457}{12489}Uh, no.
{12493}{12581}What I'm thinking of is a little bigger|than a swamp rat.
{12585}{12609}Donkey?
{12613}{12701}No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
{12731}{12782}they were little ogre feet?
{12937}{13017}Honey, let's be rational about this.
{13021}{13077}Have you seen a baby lately?
{13081}{13157}They just eat and poop, and they cry...
{13161}{13241}then they cry when they poop|and poop when they cry.
{13245}{13312}Now, imagine an ogre baby.
{13315}{13406}They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
{13410}{13496}Shrek, don't you ever think|about having a family?
{13499}{13585}Right now, you're my family.
{13681}{13733}Somebody better be dying.
{13779}{13833}I'm dying.
{13889}{13917}Harold?
{13969}{14043}Don't forget|to pay the gardener, Lillian.
{14046}{14093}Of course, darling.
{14134}{14160}Fiona.
{14163}{14200}Yes, Daddy?
{14203}{14269}I know I made many mistakes with you.
{14293}{14328}It's okay.
{14331}{14382}But your love for Shrek has...
{14405}{14438}taught me much.
{14490}{14537}My dear boy...
{14541}{14619}I am proud to call you my son.
{14622}{14697}And I'm proud to call you my frog...
{14701}{14759}King dad-in-law.
{14762}{14897}Now there is a mater|of business to attend to.
{15145}{15216}The Frog King... is dead.
{15413}{15460}Put your hat back on, fool.
{15463}{15501}Shrek...
{15505}{15545}please come hither.
{15637}{15669}Yeah, Dad?
{15673}{15749}This kingdom needs a new king.
{15781}{15893}You and Fiona|are next in line for the throne.
{15933}{16033}Next in line. You see, Dad,|that's why people love you.
{16037}{16117}Even on your deathbed,|you're still making jokes.
{16205}{16293}Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
{16297}{16357}That's not such a good idea.
{16361}{16440}There must be somebody else. Anybody!
{16443}{16568}Aside from you, there is|only one remaining heir.
{16571}{16648}Really? Who is he, Dad?
{16651}{16700}His name is...
{16734}{16759}is...
{16762}{16801}What's his name?
{16805}{16843}Is...
{16889}{16915}Daddy!
{17329}{17376}His name is Arthur.
{17379}{17413}Arthur?
{17517}{17593}I know you'll do...
{17597}{17661}what's right.
{17734}{17765}Harold?
{17769}{17806}Dad? Dad!
{17841}{17870}Dad?
{17885}{17923}Do your thing, man.
{18641}{18733}When you were young and your heart.
{18737}{18789}Was an open book.
{18837}{18936}You used to say live and let live.
{18939}{19019}You know you did, you know you did|You know you did.
{19038}{19160}But if this ever changing world|In which we live in.
{19181}{19281}Makes you give in and cry.
{19341}{19393}Say live and let die.
{19475}{19515}Live and let die.
{20390}{20481}Hey, lady You, lady.
{20505}{20557}Cursing at your life.
{20573}{20637}You're a discontented mother.
{20677}{20741}And a regimented wife.
{21357}{21433}What does a prince|have to do to get a drink here?
{21465}{21505}Ah, Mabel!
{21509}{21614}Why they call you an ugly stepsister,|I'll never know.
{21641}{21715}Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
{21718}{21809}She's not welcome here,|and neither are you.
{21849}{21897}What do you want, Charming?
{21901}{21998}Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
{22037}{22072}And a Fuzzy Navel.
{22075}{22148}And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
{22255}{22294}We're not your friends.
{22347}{22398}You don't belong here.
{22402}{22501}You're absolutely right,|but, I mean, do any of us?
{22505}{22544}Do a number on his face.
{22547}{22657}Wait, wait, wait!|We are more alike than you think.
{22661}{22754}Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs|saved Snow White, and what happened?
{22758}{22784}Oh, what's it to you?
{22787}{22841}They left you the unfairest of them all.
{22845}{22953}Now here you are,|hustling pool to get your next meal.
{22957}{23001}How does that feel?
{23132}{23170}Pretty unfair.
{23174}{23207}And you!
{23210}{23321}Your star puppet abandons the show|to go and find his father.
{23358}{23408}I hate that little wooden puppet.
{23411}{23458}And Hook.
{23462}{23500}Need I say more?
{23589}{23655}- And you, Frumpypigskin!|- Rumpelstiltskin.
{23658}{23721}Where's that first born|you were promised?
{23779}{23873}Mabel. Remember how you|couldn't get your little fat foot...
{23876}{23921}into that tiny glass slipper?
{23986}{24070}Cinderella is|in Far Far Away right now...
{24074}{24194}eating bonbons, cavorting with|every last fairy tale creature...
{24198}{24257}that has ever done you wrong!
{24260}{24378}Once upon a time, someone decided|that we were the losers.
{24382}{24450}But there are|two sides to every story...
{24454}{24515}and our side has not been told!
{24518}{24635}So who will join me? Who wants|to come out on top for once?
{24638}{24678}Who wants their...
{24682}{24757}"happily ever after"?
{25170}{25209}This way, gents.
{25482}{25602}It's out of my hands, senorita. The|winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
{25606}{25697}But I will never forget you.|You are the love of my life.
{25700}{25758}As are you.
{25762}{25818}And, uh, you.
{25822}{25897}I don't know you, but I'd like to.
{25926}{25957}I got to go!
{25991}{26032}I don't wanna leave you either.
{26035}{26103}But you know how Shrek is.|The dude's lost without me.
{26126}{26205}But don't worry. I'll send you|airmail kisses every day!
{26238}{26270}Be strong, babies.
{26274}{26332}Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
{26335}{26431}Bananas, no roasting marshmallows|on your sister's head.
{26479}{26518}That's my special boy!
{26522}{26596}Come here, all of you!|Give your daddy a big hug!
{26754}{26785}Shrek?
{26810}{26913}Maybe you should just stay and be King.
{26916}{27000}Come on. There's no way|I could run a kingdom.
{27004}{27076}That's why your cousin Arthur|is a perfect choice.
{27079}{27140}It's not that. You see...
{27143}{27250}And if he gives me trouble,|I always have persuasion and reason.
{27254}{27333}Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
{27391}{27425}Fiona...
{27428}{27506}soon it's just going to be you, me...
{27510}{27549}and our swamp.
{27594}{27653}It's not going to be just you and me.
{27684}{27729}All aboard!
{27758}{27825}It will be. I promise.
{27854}{27889}I love you.
{28048}{28088}That's lovely.
{28091}{28129}Bye-bye, babies!
{28311}{28340}Shrek!
{28370}{28422}- Wait!|- What is it?
{28426}{28461}I'm... I'm...
{28558}{28602}I love you, too, honey!
{28606}{28673}No! I said I'm...
{28746}{28780}You're what?
{28783}{28841}I said I'm pregnant!
{28942}{28977}What was that?
{28980}{29053}You're going to be a father!
{29098}{29141}That's great!
{29144}{29222}Really? I'm glad you think so!
{29226}{29259}I love you!
{29262}{29310}Yeah!
{29314}{29369}Me, too! You!
{29462}{29546}I'm going to be an uncle!|I'm going to be an uncle!
{29550}{29623}And you, my friend, are royally...
{30551}{30575}Home.
{30870}{30901}Shrek!
{30957}{30989}Fiona!
{31086}{31117}Fiona?
{31578}{31612}Oh, no.
{31688}{31757}Better out than in, I always say.
{31989}{32021}No, no, no!
{32074}{32135}It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
{32262}{32313}Stop! Hey, wait!
{33498}{33534}Donkey. Donkey!
{33538}{33567}Wake up!
{33626}{33657}Dada!
{33716}{33764}Shrek! Are you okay?
{33806}{33938}I can't believe I'm going to be|a father. How did this happen?
{33942}{34042}Allow me to explain. When a man|has feelings for a woman...
{34046}{34106}a powerful urge sweeps over him.
{34110}{34169}I know how it happened.
{34190}{34239}I just can't believe it.
{34306}{34349}How does it happen?
{34518}{34644}And the cat's in the cradle|and the silver spoon.
{34647}{34710}Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon.
{34714}{34776}When you coming home, son?|I don't know when.
{34779}{34834}But we'll get together then, Dad.
{34838}{34885}Donkey! Can you just cut to the part
{34889}{34949}where you're supposed|to make me feel better?
{34967}{35028}You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
{35031}{35128}What I am talking about|is you, me, my cousin's boat...
{35132}{35266}an ice cold pitcher of mojitos|and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
{35270}{35314}Don't listen to him!
{35318}{35382}Having a baby|isn't going to ruin your life.
{35386}{35494}It's not my life I'm worried|about ruining, it's the kid's.
{35497}{35601}When have you ever heard the phrase|"as sweet as an ogre"...
{35604}{35662}or "as nurturing as an ogre"...
{35665}{35770}or "You'll love|my dad. He's a real ogre."
{35774}{35816}Okay. I get it.
{35819}{35902}It's not going to be easy.|But you got us to help you.
{35905}{35946}That's true.
{35949}{35985}I'm doomed.
{35988}{36028}You'll be fine.
{36049}{36095}You're finished.
{36150}{36213}Uh, with your journey.
{36409}{36516}"Wor-ces-ters-shiree"?|Now that sounds fancy!
{36519}{36551}It's Worcestershire.
{36554}{36598}Like the sauce?
{36601}{36633}It's spicy!
{36726}{36769}They must be expecting us.
{36911}{36978}What in the shista-shire|kind of place is this?
{36981}{37106}Well, my stomach aches and my palms|just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
{37110}{37137}High school?
{37141}{37178}Ready? Okay!
{37182}{37240}Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
{37243}{37338}Yeah, we think so, we think so! And|dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
{37341}{37401}Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
{37527}{37623}All right, Mr. Percival,|ease up on the reins.
{37703}{37792}For lo, bro, don't burn|all my frankincense and myrrh.
{37795}{37879}I'm feeling nauseous from memories|of wedgies and swirlies!
{37882}{37994}How did you receive wedgies when you are|clearly not the wearer of underpants?
{37998}{38067}Let's just say some things|are better left unsaid.
{38070}{38168}So I was all like, "I'd rather get|the black plague than go out with you."
{38171}{38227}- Oh, totally.|- Pardon me.
{38230}{38297}- Totally ew-eth.|- Yeah, totally.
{38336}{38398}I just altered my character level|to +3 superb-ability.
{38401}{38463}Hi. We're looking for someone named...
{38466}{38575}Who rolled a +9 dork spell and|summoned the beast and his quadruped?
{38619}{38727}I know you're busy not fitting in, but|can you tell me where I can find Arthur?
{38730}{38761}He's over there.
{39245}{39351}There is no sweeter taste|on thy tongue than victory!
{39409}{39478}Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
{39481}{39561}Does Arthur look like a king or what?
{39590}{39621}Sorry.
{39639}{39702}Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
{39706}{39764}That information is|on a need-to-know basis.
{39767}{39808}It's top secret!
{39811}{39897}Now, gentlemen, let's away.|To the showers!
{39957}{39996}Greetings, Your Majesty.
{40000}{40037}This is your lucky day.
{40057}{40108}What are you supposed to be?
{40111}{40189}Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun|or something?
{40214}{40297}Giant mutant... You made a funny.
{40310}{40356}Unhand me, monster!
{40359}{40406}Stop squirming, Arthur.
{40410}{40465}I'm not Arthur.
{40513}{40574}I am Lancelot.
{40578}{40641}That dork over there is Arthur.
{40787}{40840}This is, like, totally embarrassing...
{40843}{40905}but Tiffany thinkest|thou vex her so smoothly.
{40909}{40990}She thought perchance thou would|ask her to the Homecoming Dance.
{40993}{41020}Excuse me?
{41023}{41117}Like, whatever. She's into college guys|and mythical creatures.
{41200}{41250}Oh, Arthur...
{41253}{41342}come out, come out, wherever you are!
{41391}{41454}You better run,|you little punk no-goodniks!
{41458}{41539}The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers|are over!
{41685}{41717}Hold it.
{41733}{41783}We're here for the mascot contest.
{41895}{41972}We're here for the mascot contest, too.
{41975}{42036}This is a costume?
{42039}{42087}Worked on it all night long.
{42119}{42162}Looks pretty real to me.
{42165}{42223}If he were real, could I do this?
{42263}{42303}Or this?
{42333}{42450}If it were real, that would have been|agonizingly painful.
{42453}{42530}- Now watch this!|- That's quite enough, boys.
{42533}{42625}Thank you to Professor Primbotom|and his lecture...
{42628}{42661}on "just say nay".
{42684}{42786}And now, without further ado, let's give|a warm Worcestershire hoozah...
{42789}{42873}to the winner|of our mascot contest, the...
{42902}{42925}ogre?
{42975}{43030}That's right. I'm the new mascot.
{43033}{43121}So let's really try and beat|the other guys at...
{43124}{43199}whatever it is they're doing!
{43284}{43356}This is all a bit unorthodox...
{43359}{43447}Where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
{43502}{43537}Hey, wait...
{43636}{43675}Classic.
{43678}{43719}You should be ashamed of yourself!
{43722}{43780}I didn't do it. They did.
{43895}{43937}Please don't eat me.
{43940}{43996}Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
{44020}{44084}I'm not here to eat him!
{44119}{44182}Time to pack up|your toothbrush and jammies.
{44185}{44239}You're the new King of Far Far Away.
{44242}{44282}What?
{44319}{44420}Artie a king?|More like the Mayor of Loserville!
{44534}{44557}Burn.
{44644}{44671}Is this for real?
{44674}{44780}Absolutely. Clean out your locker, kid.|You have a kingdom to run.
{44783}{44847}So, wait... I'm really the only heir?
{44879}{44911}The one and only.
{44943}{44983}Give me a second.
{45039}{45079}My good people...
{45082}{45148}there's a lesson here for all of us.
{45151}{45254}Next time you're about to dunk a kid's|head in a chamber pot, stop and think,
{45258}{45317}"Hey, maybe this guy has feelings."
{45335}{45392}Maybe I should cut him some slack.
{45395}{45476}'Cause maybe... just maybe...
{45479}{45568}this guy's gonna turn out to be,|I don't know, a king?
{45571}{45692}"Maybe his first royal decree will be to|banish everyone who ever picked on him."
{45695}{45764}I'm looking at you, jousting team!
{45772}{45849}And Guin? Oh, Guin.
{45869}{45901}I've always loved you.
{45946}{46008}Good friends, it breaks my heart, but...
{46011}{46095}enjoy your stay here in prison|while I rule the free world!
{46098}{46136}Okay, let's not overdo it.
{46140}{46220}I'm building my city, people...|on rock 'n' roll!
{46223}{46268}You just overdid it.
{46487}{46526}Look at you!
{46530}{46566}You look darling.
{46569}{46622}Just precious. Look at her.
{46626}{46682}Any cravings since you got pregnant?
{46685}{46749}No. Not at all.
{46769}{46810}Do you smell ham?
{46813}{46888}It's present time!
{46933}{47031}Fiona, please open mine first.|It's the one in front.
{47034}{47145}"Congratulations on your new|mess mak..." Oh, mess maker!
{47149}{47220}"Hopefully this helps.|Love, Cinderella."
{47253}{47293}- Look at that!|- What is it?
{47330}{47389}It's for the poopies.
{47393}{47430}Wait... babies poop?
{47433}{47465}Everyone poops, Beauty.
{47469}{47504}Fiona!
{47507}{47575}We all chipped in|for a little present, too.
{47597}{47634}Ta-da!
{47663}{47731}You know the baby will love it,|because I do!
{47734}{47805}Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
{47809}{47842}Who's this one from?
{47845}{47916}I got you the biggest one,|because I love you most.
{47919}{47992}"Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
{48061}{48100}What is it?
{48103}{48140}He's a live-in babysitter.
{48143}{48169}Where's the baby?
{48173}{48270}You're too kind, Snow,|but I can't accept this.
{48273}{48330}It's nothing. I have six more at home.
{48333}{48376}- What does he do?|- Cleaning.
{48379}{48417}- Feeding.|- Burping.
{48421}{48480}So, what are|Shrek and I supposed to do?
{48483}{48534}Work on your marriage.
{48537}{48630}Thanks, Rapunzel.|What's that supposed to mean?
{48633}{48730}Come on now, Fiona.|You know what happens.
{48753}{48801}You're tired all the time.
{48805}{48846}You start letting yourself go.
{48849}{48877}Stretch marks.
{48881}{48913}Say goodbye to romance.
{48969}{49051}I'm sorry, but how many|of you have kids?
{49054}{49092}She's right!
{49095}{49201}A baby will only strengthen the love|Shrek and Fiona have.
{49205}{49273}How did Shrek react when you told him?
{49301}{49377}When he first found out, Shrek said...
{49685}{49789}Onward, my new friends!|To our happily ever afters!
{49925}{49977}Now... bombs away!
{50373}{50441}Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
{50445}{50504}- His name's not Peter.|- Shut it, Wendy.
{50949}{51037}Enough pillaging! To the castle!
{51477}{51512}You go! Take care of the baby!
{51515}{51591}Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
{51697}{51748}Everyone in! Now!
{51751}{51802}Come on! Put some back into it!
{51882}{51918}We don't have time. Now go!
{51921}{51965}Quickly, ladies!
{52019}{52056}We'll hold them off as long as we can!
{52433}{52490}Where are Shrek and Fiona?
{52493}{52545}The name doesn't ring a bell.
{52549}{52589}No bell.
{52593}{52673}I suggest you freaks cooperate...
{52677}{52739}with the new King of Far Far Away!
{52742}{52831}The only thing you're ever gonna|be king of is King of the Stupids!
{52834}{52889}- Hook!|- Right!
{52893}{52946}Avast, ye cookie.
{53009}{53049}Start talking.
{53153}{53189}- Gingy!|- Papa!
{53193}{53225}Settle down now.
{53561}{53640}On the good ship Lollipop.
{53643}{53725}It's a sweet trip to the candy shop.
{53729}{53753}You!
{53773}{53825}You can't lie.
{53829}{53917}So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
{53989}{54066}Well... I don't know where he's not.
{54069}{54122}You don't know where Shrek is?
{54125}{54188}It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
{54191}{54293}that I couldn't exactly not say that|is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
{54297}{54329}So you do know where he is!
{54333}{54393}On the contrary,|I'm possibly more or less
{54397}{54450}not definitely rejecting the idea
{54453}{54541}that in no way,|with any amount of uncertainty...
{54545}{54569}Stop it!
{54572}{54623}I do not know where he shouldn't be.
{54626}{54685}If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
{54689}{54775}Even if he wasn't not where|I knew he was, it could mean...
{54778}{54832}On the good ship Lollipop.
{54835}{54941}Enough! Shrek went off|to bring back the next heir!
{55013}{55056}He's bringing back the next heir?
{55059}{55095}No!
{55125}{55201}Hook! Get rid of this new "King".
{55205}{55249}But bring Shrek to me.
{55253}{55329}I have something special|in mind for him.
{55333}{55384}He'll never fall for your tricks!
{55425}{55465}Oh, boy.
{55701}{55773}I can't believe it. Me, a king?
{55777}{55849}I knew I came from royalty, but...
{55853}{55903}I figured everyone forgot about me.
{55906}{55996}Oh, no. In fact the King|asked for you personally.
{55999}{56060}Really? Wow.
{56093}{56146}But I know it's not all fun and games.
{56149}{56221}It really is|all fun and games, actually.
{56225}{56311}Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,|launch a ship or two.
{56314}{56418}By the way, make sure you hit the boat|just right with the bottle.
{56421}{56489}Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
{56509}{56579}Well, I've heard|it's harder than it looks.
{56582}{56629}This is going to be huge.
{56633}{56749}Parties, princesses,|castles. Princesses.
{56753}{56821}You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
{56825}{56884}The finest chefs|will wait for your order.
{56887}{56958}And fortunately,|you'll have the royal food tasters.
{56961}{57002}What do they do?
{57005}{57116}Taste the food before the King eats,|to make sure it's not poisoned.
{57119}{57181}- Poisoned?|- Or too salty.
{57185}{57269}Don't worry. Your bodyguards|will keep you safe.
{57273}{57327}All of them willing|at a moment's notice
{57330}{57398}to lay down their lives|out of devotion to you.
{57401}{57436}Really?
{57439}{57512}The whole kingdom will look|to you for wisdom and guidance.
{57521}{57567}Make sure they don't die of famine!
{57570}{57612}- Or plague.|- Plague is bad.
{57615}{57685}The coughing, the groaning,|the festering sores.
{57722}{57829}Festering sores!|You are one funny kitty cat.
{57845}{57878}What did I say?
{57881}{57938}We don't want Artie|getting the wrong idea.
{57957}{57984}Artie?
{58087}{58129}There goes my hip!
{58133}{58185}Artie! What are you doing?
{58231}{58282}What does it look like?!
{58346}{58405}This really isn't up to you.
{58409}{58477}I don't know anything about being king!
{58481}{58527}You'll learn on the job!
{58573}{58633}Sorry, but I'm going back.
{58637}{58695}Back to what? Being a loser?
{58781}{58818}Now look what you did!
{58837}{58929}Look what I did? _ Who's|holding the wheel, chief?
{58953}{58988}Shrek!
{59285}{59332}Land ho!
{59633}{59677}How humiliating.
{59701}{59771}Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
{59774}{59863}Now it's "Your Highness"?|What happened to "loser"?
{59866}{59936}If you think this is getting you|out of anything, it isn't.
{59939}{60029}We're heading back to Far Far Away|one way or another...
{60033}{60091}and you're going to be a father!
{60094}{60129}What?
{60149}{60186}You just said "father".
{60189}{60255}King! You're going to be king!
{60258}{60330}"You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
{60359}{60393}Where are you going?
{60397}{60456}Far Far Away... from you!
{60459}{60506}Get back here, young man!
{60553}{60613}Boss? I don't think he's coming back.
{60617}{60693}Maybe it's for the best.|He's not exactly king material.
{60697}{60774}When did you plan to tell him|you were supposed to be king?
{60777}{60845}Come on. Why would I do that?
{60849}{60922}Besides, he'll be ten times|better at it than me.
{60925}{61020}Then change your tactics|if you want to get anywhere with him.
{61077}{61121}You're right, Donkey.
{61177}{61213}What about this?
{61217}{61309}- Shrek!|- Come on. It's just a joke.
{61346}{61378}Still...
{61781}{61821}Listen, Artie.
{61834}{61957}If you think this whole mad scene|ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
{61961}{62060}I'm not trying to get up in your grill|or raise your roof.
{62063}{62114}But what I am screaming is, yo...
{62117}{62194}check out this|kazing thazing, bazaby!
{62197}{62248}If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying
{62251}{62321}ain't straight tripping,|say, "Oh, no, you didn't!"
{62325}{62383}You're getting on my last nerve."
{62386}{62458}And then I'll know it's...|I'll know it's wack!
{62497}{62525}Help!
{62529}{62610}I've been kidnapped by a monster|who's trying to relate to me!
{62613}{62700}- Artie, wait.|- Come on! Help! Hello?
{62737}{62825}Greetings, cosmic children|of the universe.
{62829}{62875}Welcome to my serenity circle.
{62878}{62977}Please leave any bad vibes|outside the healing vortex.
{62981}{63025}Now prepare to...
{63161}{63229}I knew I should have got that warranty!
{63298}{63333}Mr. Merlin?
{63337}{63372}You know this guy?
{63375}{63477}Yeah. He was the school magic teacher,|until he had his nervous breakdown.
{63481}{63561}Technically, I was merely a victim|of a level 3 fatigue.
{63565}{63615}At the request of my therapist,
{63618}{63705}and the school authorities, I retired|to the tranquillity of nature
{63709}{63760}to discover my divine purpose.
{63797}{63878}Can I interest anyone|in a snack or beverage?
{63881}{63908}Uh, no.
{63911}{63991}Sure you don't want to try|my Rock Au Gratin?
{64061}{64096}It's organic.
{64099}{64157}Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.
{64161}{64231}We need directions to Far Far Away.
{64234}{64295}"We"? Who said I was going with you?
{64298}{64403}I did. People are counting on you,|so don't try to weasel out of it.
{64406}{64456}If the job's so great, you do it.
{64469}{64571}Understand this, kid. No more|Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
{64574}{64629}That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
{64633}{64679}Yeah, and I'm going to miss him.
{64682}{64788}Why don't you go terrorize a village|and leave me alone!
{64791}{64900}Was that a crack about ogres? You get|your royal highness to Far Far Away...
{64903}{65000}before I kick it there!|Now, which way am I kicking?
{65003}{65047}I could tell you, but since you're
{65050}{65111}in the midst|of a self-destructive rage spiral,
{65114}{65175}it would be karmically irresponsible.
{65178}{65266}Self-destructive?|Are you going to help us or not?
{65269}{65332}Most definitely, but only after you
{65335}{65412}take the journey to your soul!
{65415}{65448}I don't think so.
{65451}{65543}It's either that|or primal scream therapy.
{65593}{65657}All right. Journey to the soul.
{65677}{65721}Now, all of you,
{65725}{65785}look into the Fire of Truth
{65789}{65860}and tell me what you see.
{65929}{65973}Ooh, charades!
{65977}{66091}Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte|with cinnamon swirls!
{66094}{66156}Okay, monster... go for it.
{66365}{66405}I see a rainbow pony.
{66409}{66455}Excellent work! Now the boy.
{66458}{66493}This is lame.
{66497}{66551}You're lame! Now just go for it.
{66589}{66621}Okay.
{66641}{66747}There's a baby bird and a father bird|sitting in a nest.
{66750}{66798}Yes! Stay with it!
{66818}{66914}The dad just flew away. Why did|he leave the little bird all alone?
{66930}{67013}It's trying to fly,|but it doesn't know how to.
{67034}{67086}It's going to fall!
{67202}{67298}Proper head case you are.|Really messed up.
{67378}{67498}Okay, I get it. The bird's me.|My dad left. So what?
{67786}{67850}Look, Artie, um...
{67954}{68021}Just thought I'd help set the mood...
{68024}{68104}for your big heart-to-heart chat.
{68306}{68386}I know what it's like|to not feel ready for something.
{68442}{68498}Even ogres get scared.
{68518}{68586}You know... once in a while.
{68634}{68725}I know you want me|to be king, but I can't.
{68728}{68797}I'm not cut out for it,|and I never will be.
{68818}{68878}Even my own dad knew|I wasn't worth the trouble.
{68881}{68958}He dumped me at that school|first chance he got...
{68974}{69030}and I never heard from him again.
{69070}{69162}My dad wasn't really|the fatherly type, either.
{69174}{69226}I doubt he was worse than mine.
{69246}{69277}Oh, yeah?
{69281}{69378}My father was an ogre.|He tried to eat me.
{69398}{69451}I guess I should have realized it.
{69454}{69557}He bathed me in barbecue sauce and|put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
{69602}{69662}I guess that's pretty bad.
{69718}{69771}It may be hard to believe,
{69774}{69857}what, with my obvious charm|and good looks,
{69861}{69931}but people used|to think I was a monster.
{69934}{70022}And for a long time, I believed them.
{70070}{70108}But after a while,
{70112}{70196}you learn to ignore|the names people call you
{70200}{70256}and just trust who you are.
{70306}{70382}You know... you're okay, Shrek.
{70402}{70488}You just need to do a little less|yelling and use a little more soap.
{70520}{70559}Thanks, Artie.
{70562}{70650}The soap's because|you stink... really bad.
{70678}{70738}Yeah... I got that.
{70834}{70903}This place is filthy!
{70910}{70948}I feel like a hobo.
{70978}{71045}I'm sorry, but this|isn't working for me.
{71048}{71157}Every thing's always about you.|It's not like your attitude is helping.
{71161}{71249}Maybe it just bothers you|I was voted fairest in the land.
{71253}{71303}You mean in that rigged election?
{71306}{71377}Give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel..."
{71381}{71456}let down thy golden extensions!"
{71459}{71574}Ladies, let go of your petty complaints|and let's work together!
{71645}{71717}So I guess the plan is|we just wander aimlessly
{71721}{71771}in this stink hole until we rot.
{71774}{71859}No, we get inside and find out|what Charming's up to.
{71862}{71927}I know he's a jerk and everything,
{71930}{72030}but that Charming|makes me hotter than July.
{72062}{72094}That's it!
{72766}{72823}Come on! This way!
{72826}{72850}Rapunzel, wait!
{73078}{73122}Charming, let go of her.
{73125}{73188}But why would I want to do that?
{73321}{73345}What?
{73349}{73471}Say hello, ladies,|to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
{73567}{73610}Rapunzel, how could you?
{73613}{73668}Jealous much?
{73671}{73729}Soon you'll be back|where you started,
{73733}{73796}scrubbing floors|or locked away in towers.
{73799}{73886}That is, if I let you last the week.
{73941}{74004}Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
{74007}{74103}Not here, kitten whiskers.|Daddy will discuss it later.
{74121}{74181}Now forgive us.|We have a show to put on.
{74185}{74263}Shrek will be back soon,|and you'll be sorry.
{74266}{74300}Sorry?!
{74303}{74405}Don't you realize once Shrek|sets foot in Far Far Away...
{74409}{74451}he's doomed?
{75399}{75438}Look out! They got a piano!
{75441}{75522}Kill them all... except the fat one.
{75525}{75630}King Charming has something special|in mind for you, ogre.
{75633}{75665}King Charming?
{75668}{75692}Attack!
{75843}{75871}Artie, duck!
{76220}{76250}Ready the plank!
{76627}{76667}- Shrek!|- Help!
{77130}{77161}Cowards!
{77165}{77221}What has Charming done with Fiona?
{77225}{77287}She's going to get what's coming to her.
{77301}{77418}And there ain't nothing|you can do to stop him!
{77421}{77482}- We've got to save her.|- But she's so far far away!
{77505}{77560}Get yourself back|to Worcestershire, kid.
{77563}{77647}No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea.
{77650}{77705}I am a buzzing bee.
{77721}{77797}Mr. Merlin?|They need a spell to get them...
{77801}{77873}I mean us, back to Far Far Away.
{77877}{77959}Forget it. I don't have that kind|of magic in me anymore.
{77962}{78051}How about a hug?|That's the best kind of magic.
{78054}{78111}Please. I know you can do it.
{78114}{78157}I said forget it!
{78161}{78193}But...
{78370}{78408}What's with you?
{78441}{78517}It's just so hard, you know?
{78533}{78632}They need to get back,|'cause their kingdom's in trouble.
{78635}{78696}'Cause there's a really bad man.
{78699}{78741}It's just so hard!
{78745}{78796}Take it easy.
{78799}{78880}No! I don't think you understand!
{78883}{78992}There's a mean person doing|mean things to good people.
{78995}{79036}Have a heart, old man.
{79039}{79139}They really need your help to get back.|Why won't you help them?!
{79231}{79269}Okay.
{79273}{79320}I'll go get my things.
{79387}{79416}Piece of cake.
{79419}{79504}Well, well. You want eggs with that ham?
{79507}{79596}I am a little rusty, so there|could be some side effects.
{79599}{79634}- Side effects?|- Don't worry.
{79637}{79728}Whatever it is, no mater|how excruciatingly painful,
{79731}{79807}it will wear off eventually. I think.
{79854}{79908}- Oops.|- You sure about this?
{79911}{80010}If Artie trusts him,|that's good enough for me.
{80013}{80058}Even if his robe doesn't cover...
{80061}{80122}Alacritious expeditious...
{80125}{80190}a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!
{80193}{80261}Let's help our friends get back...
{80327}{80359}soon!
{80535}{80573}It worked!
{80782}{80855}I haven't been on a trip|like that since college!
{80865}{80896}Donkey?
{80899}{80967}What? Is something in my teeth?
{81025}{81145}Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-Ed into|a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
{81201}{81299}At least you don't look|like some kind of bloated piñata!
{81302}{81352}You should think about going on a diet!
{81355}{81465}You should get yourself a pair of pants.|I feel all exposed and nasty!
{81505}{81561}So you two think this is funny?
{81621}{81665}I'm really sorry, guys.
{81668}{81727}Don't be. You got us back, kid.
{81863}{81914}How in the Hans Christian Andersen
{81917}{81984}am I supposed to parade around|in these goofy boots?
{81987}{82055}Hey, hey, hey!|Be very careful with those.
{82089}{82169}They were made in Madrid|by the finest...
{82185}{82233}You'll learn to control that.
{82303}{82423}Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort|inserts or arch supports or something.
{82571}{82688}Watch it. I'm walking here|and I'm gonna keep going until...
{82691}{82717}Pinocchio!
{82735}{82784}Shrek! Help me!
{82787}{82864}- What happened?|- Charming and the villains took over!
{82867}{82957}Fiona and the Princesses got away.|Now she's...
{82961}{82997}She's what?! What?!
{83053}{83097}Puss! Loan me five bucks.
{83101}{83154}You heard him. Help the brother out.
{83157}{83208}Do you see any pockets on me?
{83211}{83255}Hold on a second.
{83315}{83415}I had no idea, really. I... I swear.
{83443}{83496}Quick! Where is Fiona?
{83499}{83589}Charming has her locked away|some place. You have to find him!
{83593}{83661}He's probably getting ready|for the show!
{83665}{83721}Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
{83841}{83898}"It's a Happily Ever After After All".
{83901}{83957}"Shrek's final performance"?
{83961}{84060}Shrek! You didn't tell us|you were in a play!
{84063}{84146}I guess I've been so busy|I forgot to mention it.
{84149}{84187}The ogre! Get him!
{84219}{84275}Don't worry, jefe. I got this.
{84432}{84471}Uck! Kill it!
{84495}{84618}Look. Don't you know who|he thinks he is? How dare you!
{84621}{84658}We're dealing with amateurs.
{84661}{84780}He's a star, people! Hello?|I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
{84783}{84820}I'm going to lose it!
{84823}{84914}Is everything ready? You did get|the list for the dressing room?
{84917}{84992}Breakfast croissant stuffed|with seared sashimi tuna.
{84995}{85074}And I hope you have the saffron corn|with jalapeno honey butter.
{85077}{85149}Our client cannot get|into his proper emotional state
{85153}{85196}with out jalapeno honey butter!
{85199}{85233}I just lost it.
{85251}{85312}They should talk to Nancy|in Human Resources.
{85315}{85399}Oh, we will have much to say|to Nancy, I promise!
{85439}{85528}"With this sword, I do..." No. "With..."
{85531}{85619}"With this sword, I do smote thee!"
{85641}{85700}Is "smote" the right word? "Smoot"?
{85703}{85748}I don't think that's a word.
{85751}{85855}Maybe I should just "smite" him.|Let's try this again. Now...
{85883}{85959}Shrek attacks me.|I pretend to be afraid.
{85977}{86082}"Now the kingdom will get the happily|ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!"
{86085}{86173}Blah, blah, blah. Oh,|it just doesn't feel real enough!
{86219}{86268}Who told you to stop dancing?!
{86271}{86306}Wink and turn.
{86309}{86387}What are you laying around for?|Get up! Honestly!
{86595}{86672}Our happily ever after|is nearly complete, Mummy.
{86675}{86728}And I assure you...
{86731}{86851}the people of this kingdom|will pay dearly for every second...
{86879}{86919}we've had to wait.
{86957}{86992}Break a leg.
{86995}{87061}On second thought,|let me break it for you.
{87065}{87168}Thank goodness. I was afraid|you wouldn't get back in time.
{87171}{87210}Where's Fiona?
{87213}{87315}Don't worry. She and the others|are safe... for now.
{87535}{87615}Let me guess. Arthur.
{87631}{87680}It's Artie, actually.
{87683}{87803}This boy is supposed to be|the new King of Far Far Away?
{87849}{87880}How pathetic.
{87883}{87952}Stand still, so I won't make a mess.
{87955}{88037}Charming, stop! I'm here now.|You got what you wanted.
{88041}{88080}This isn't about him.
{88099}{88203}Then who's it about?|I'm supposed to be king, right?
{88235}{88340}You weren't really next in line|for the throne.
{88343}{88377}I was.
{88380}{88460}But you said the King|asked for me personally.
{88463}{88507}Not exactly.
{88510}{88545}What does that mean?
{88548}{88608}I said whatever I had to say, all right?
{88611}{88700}I wasn't right for the job,|so I needed some fool to replace me.
{88703}{88791}And you fit the bill. So just go!
{88865}{88914}You were playing me the whole time.
{88917}{88960}You catch on real fast, kid.
{88963}{89037}Maybe you're not|as big of a loser as I thought.
{89191}{89248}You know, for a minute...
{89251}{89297}- I actually thought...|- What?
{89300}{89384}That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
{89387}{89431}What did you expect?
{89670}{89767}You really do have a way|with children, Shrek.
{90063}{90154}Leave me out with the waste.
{90157}{90228}This is not what I do.
{90231}{90320}It's the wrong time.
{90323}{90388}She's pulling me through.
{90391}{90480}It's a small crime.
{90483}{90546}And I got no excuse.
{90549}{90607}And is that all right, yeah?
{90642}{90691}Is that all right with you?
{90711}{90815}Is that all right, yeah?
{90827}{90923}If I give my gun away when it's loaded?
{90975}{91087}If you don't shoot it|how am I supposed to hold it?
{91163}{91232}Is that all right?|Is that all right?
{91235}{91317}Is that all right with you?
{91321}{91332}No.
{91332}{91341}No.
{91349}{91393}Had we stayed put like I suggested,
{91397}{91464}we'd be sipping tea|out of little heart-shaped cups.
{91467}{91504}Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
{91507}{91570}And eating crumpets|smothered with loganberries.
{91573}{91612}Yeah, loganberries.
{91615}{91660}- Shut up, Cindy.|- Yeah, shut up.
{91663}{91732}- No, you shut up.|- Stay out of this.
{91735}{91802}Who cares who's "running the kingdom"?
{91805}{91883}- I care.|- You should all care.
{91978}{92048}I have your badge number, tin can!
{92051}{92096}- Donkey?|- Princess!
{92099}{92123}Puss?
{92126}{92224}I am Puss, stuck here|inside this hideous body.
{92227}{92252}And I'm me!
{92255}{92282}But you're...
{92285}{92349}Every thing's fruity in the loops,|but what happened is
{92353}{92400}we went to high school,|the boat crashed
{92403}{92464}and we got bippity-boppity-booped|by the magic man.
{92468}{92520}You poor sweet things.
{92524}{92557}I don't get it.
{92561}{92650}The cat turned into a little horse|that smells like feet. What's to get?
{92653}{92686}Who dat?
{92689}{92714}Where's Shrek?
{92717}{92813}Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek|tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
{92847}{92947}All right, everyone.|We need to find a way out now.
{92950}{93035}You're right.|Ladies, assume the position!
{93152}{93180}What are you doing?
{93199}{93232}Waiting to be rescued.
{93235}{93282}You've got to be kidding me.
{93285}{93352}What else can we do? We're just four...
{93355}{93434}I mean three, super-hot princesses...
{93437}{93535}two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre|and an old lady!
{93555}{93659}Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
{93865}{93909}Mom!
{93912}{94014}You didn't think you got your fighting|skills from your father, did you?
{94017}{94083}Excuse me. There's still one more.
{94327}{94383}Why don't you just lie down?
{94447}{94516}Okay, girls, from here on out...
{94519}{94578}we take care of business ourselves.
{94987}{95096}The Far Far Away Theatre at the|Charming Pavilion is proud to present...
{95099}{95141}"It's A Happily Ever After|After All."
{95145}{95224}Enjoy your evening|of theatrical reverie, citizen.
{95227}{95307}Oi! No food or beverages in the theatre!
{95639}{95672}Places, everyone!
{95795}{95822}Easy!
{95825}{95919}Sorry. I was showing off|for the little one.
{95937}{96023}It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day.|Come here, beautiful.
{96099}{96171}Well, she's got your eye.
{96201}{96319}Who would have thought a monster like|me deserved something as special as you?
{97318}{97391}Little birdies, take wing.
{97411}{97474}Flitting down from the trees they appear.
{97477}{97537}And to chirp in my ear.
{97567}{97639}All because I sing.
{98349}{98375}Move it! Go!
{98533}{98575}My babies!
{98599}{98623}Help!
{99715}{99763}Hey, how's it going?
{100019}{100065}O to the K. The coast is clear.
{100069}{100132}Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
{100135}{100227}I thought we agreed to use the name|Team Super Cool.
{100230}{100284}I recall it was Team Awesome.
{100287}{100333}I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
{100337}{100384}Okay! From henceforth,
{100387}{100486}we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome|Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
{100489}{100591}Ach de liebe! There is some strange|little girl over there staring at us!
{100613}{100646}Artie!
{100649}{100682}Wait, wait!
{100685}{100738}Where is the fire, señor?
{100741}{100790}Please. Don't act so innocent.
{100793}{100884}You both knew what was going on|and kept it to yourselves.
{100887}{100925}It's not like it seems.
{100929}{100997}It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.
{101000}{101060}He was using me. That's all.
{101064}{101122}Using you? You really don't get it.
{101125}{101197}Shrek only said|those things to protect you.
{101213}{101325}Charming was going to kill you, Artie!|Shrek saved your life.
{101579}{101617}Cue the spot!
{101709}{101770}I wait alone up here
{101773}{101838}I'm trapped another day.
{101841}{101918}Locked up here, please set me free.
{101921}{101994}My new life I almost see.
{101997}{102062}A castle, you and me.
{102065}{102188}Yes, a castle, you and me.
{102237}{102263}Cherubs!
{102357}{102449}Tis I, Tis I Upon my regal steed
{102452}{102491}Princess, my love.
{102494}{102561}At last you shall be freed|I'm strong.
{102564}{102611}And brave|And dashing my way there.
{102621}{102757}With speed! With might!|With soft and bouncy hair!
{102781}{102871}- Through the blistering desert.|- Hot!
{102874}{102947}- Across the stormiest sea.|- Wet!
{102950}{102998}Facing creatures so vile.
{103001}{103028}Foul!
{103032}{103131}So you can gaze upon me!
{103162}{103218}I knew you'd come for me.
{103221}{103313}And now we finally meet
{103317}{103352}I knew you'd wait.
{103355}{103464}And from my plate of love you'd eat.
{103941}{104021}Who is this terribly ugly fiend|Who so rudely intervened?
{104025}{104069}Will Charming fight or flee?
{104072}{104097}Please rescue me!
{104101}{104141}From this monstrosity!
{104145}{104265}Fear thee not, honey lamb!|I will slice this thing up like a ham!
{104293}{104329}Oh, boy.
{104332}{104418}You are about to enter a world of pain.
{104421}{104525}With which you are not familiar!
{104608}{104713}It can't be any more painful|than your lousy performance.
{104801}{104849}"Prepare, foul beast."
{104900}{104978}Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
{104981}{105057}Could you kill me and then sing?
{105093}{105134}Be quiet!
{105137}{105236}I'm just having fun with you.|That's actually a very nice leotard.
{105240}{105270}Thank you.
{105273}{105324}Do they come in men's sizes?
{105397}{105439}Now that be funny!
{105442}{105489}Enough!
{105547}{105638}Now you'll finally|know what it's like...
{105641}{105726}to have everything you worked for...
{105729}{105826}everything that's precious to you,|taken away.
{105829}{105909}Now you'll know how I felt.
{106085}{106125}Sausage roll!
{106541}{106602}Pray for mercy from Puss!
{106605}{106641}And Donkey!
{106646}{106672}D
{106936}{106966}Hi, honey.
{106969}{107042}Sorry we're late. You okay?
{107045}{107101}Much better, now that you're here.
{107165}{107290}So, Charming, you want to let me out of|these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
{107293}{107397}Ooh, that sounds fun.|But I have a better idea.
{107777}{107835}No! Let go of me!
{107838}{107937}You will not ruin things|this time, ogre. Kill it.
{108029}{108072}Everybody, stop!
{108116}{108166}Oh, what is it now?!
{108169}{108200}Artie?
{108432}{108491}Who thinks we need|to settle things this way?
{108593}{108682}You mean you want to be villains|your whole lives?
{108685}{108777}But we are villains!|It's the only thing we know.
{108780}{108838}You never wish|you could be something else?
{108841}{108924}Easy for you to say. You're not|some evil enchanted tree.
{108928}{108994}You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack!
{108997}{109065}What Steve means is|it's hard to come by honest work
{109068}{109116}when the whole world's against you.
{109120}{109161}Right. Thanks, Ed.
{109165}{109270}Fair enough. You're right.|I'm not a talking tree.
{109273}{109300}But you know...
{109303}{109378}a good friend once told me...
{109381}{109502}just because people treat you|like a villain, or an ogre...
{109505}{109553}or just some loser...
{109589}{109635}doesn't mean you are one.
{109704}{109797}What matters most|is what you think of yourself.
{109800}{109903}If there's something you really want,|or someone you want to be...
{109906}{109993}the only person standing|in your way is you.
{110005}{110048}- Me?|- Get him!
{110051}{110085}No, no, no!
{110088}{110158}What I mean is each of you...
{110161}{110216}is standing in your own way.
{110309}{110369}I always wanted to play the flute.
{110373}{110460}I'd like to open up a spa... in France!
{110464}{110573}I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
{111741}{111817}A new era finally begins!
{111861}{111901}Now all of you...
{111921}{111979}bow before your King!
{112133}{112189}You need to work on your aim.
{112245}{112314}This was supposed to be|my happily ever after!
{112317}{112377}Well, you need to keep looking...
{112425}{112475}because I'm not giving up mine.
{112601}{112629}Mommy?
{112901}{112953}It's yours if you want it.
{112969}{113025}But this time it's your choice.
{113569}{113594}Author!
{113597}{113677}Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
{113781}{113853}Excuse me. That's my seat.
{113877}{113992}Okay, Señor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time|has come to rectify some wrongs!
{113995}{114056}Though I have been enjoying|these cat baths.
{114059}{114095}Please say you didn't.
{114098}{114144}All right! Look.
{114147}{114226}You'll feel a pinch and possibly|lower intestinal discomfort...
{114229}{114285}but this should do the trick.
{114387}{114446}- Are you?|- I'm me again!
{114449}{114504}- And I am not you!|- All right!
{114541}{114569}Oops.
{114617}{114651}Ah, never mind.
{114747}{114844}What did I tell you?|The kid's going to be a great king.
{114848}{114933}Well, for what it's worth,|you would have, too.
{114969}{115041}I have something|much more important in mind.
{115653}{115683}Finally.
{115845}{115877}Dada.
{115928}{116033}Was I wrong about the world?|It's a beautiful new place
{116036}{116096}I smell Shrek Junior!
{116099}{116163}Where else could a creep like me.
{116166}{116232}Meet such a pretty face.
{116235}{116329}Meeting every day with the rising sun.
{116397}{116466}Looking up, it's looking like.
{116469}{116533}My losing streak is done.
{116555}{116586}Peek-a-boo!
{116589}{116621}Peek-a-boo!
{116698}{116742}A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
{116745}{116810}Used to always feel like.
{116813}{116877}Wished that I was dressed better.
{116901}{116941}Where's the baby?
{116945}{117049}Never had a lot of luck|Until I finally met her.
{117277}{117373}Meeting every day with the rising sun.
{117437}{117489}Looking up, it's looking like.
{117505}{117573}My losing streak is done.
{117625}{117681}My losing streak is done.
{117941}{118005}Well... what shall we do now?
{118389}{118429}I got it.
{118585}{118690}Puss and Donkey, baby!|Once again, come on!
{118693}{118804}I want to thank you for letting me|be myself.
{118808}{118834}Again!
{118837}{118882}Look at my hips!
{118885}{119010}I want to thank you for letting me|be myself.
{119013}{119049}Again!
{119176}{119212}- Break it down!|- Let's go!
{119216}{119273}Stiff all in the collar.
{119317}{119369}Fluffy in the face.
{119421}{119481}Chit chat chatter trying.
{119513}{119565}Stuffy in the place.
{119617}{119685}Thank you for the par-Tay.
{119713}{119758}But I could never stay
{119761}{119793}I'm sorry.
{119809}{119881}I got many things on my mind.
{119913}{119965}But the word's in the way.
{119989}{120114}And I want to thank you for letting me|be myself.
{120117}{120149}Again.
{120173}{120221}Different strokes for different folks.
{120224}{120310}Thank you for letting me be myself.
{120313}{120349}Again.
{120401}{120437}Break it down!
{120461}{120537}Puss and Donkey, baby!|Puss and Donkey, baby!
{120549}{120589}Puss and Donkey, baby!
{120621}{120673}Dance to the music.
{120717}{120773}All night long.
{120821}{120877}Everyday people.
{120917}{120969}Sing a simple song.
{121017}{121077}Mama's so happy.
{121121}{121169}Mama start to cry.
{121221}{121281}Papa's still singing.
{121309}{121393}You can make it if you try|So try!
{121421}{121514}Thank you for letting me be myself.
{121517}{121549}Again.
{121621}{121714}Thank you for letting me be myself.
{121717}{121758}Again.
{121761}{121830}Come on, Donkey. Do something right!
{121833}{121891}Put the hoofs together!|Put the hoofs together!
{121917}{122018}Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your|boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
{122021}{122114}Thank you for letting me be myself.
{122117}{122153}Again.
{122205}{122314}I want to thank you for letting me|be myself.
{122317}{122344}Again.
{122347}{122418}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
{122421}{122498}Want to thank you Just to be my.
{122501}{122570}Because I just want to be my...|See?
{122573}{122638}Can I, can I thank you! Can I.
{122641}{122685}Yes! Yes!