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Trickster:
Sam, starring as Lucifer.
Dean, starring as Michael.
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You're gonna suck it up,
except your responsibility's
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and play the roles that
destiny has chosen for you.
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- Why doesn't a stake kill you?
- I am the trickster.
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Or maybe, you're not.
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- Castiel: Hello Gabriel.
- Sam: The arch angel?
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This isn't about some prize
fight, between your brothers.
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This is about you, being to
afraid to stand up to your family.
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- You gonna do something stupid?
- Like what?
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- Like, Michael... stupid?
- Come on, Sam.
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Things are about
to get really bad.
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The people I'm going
to see next... they're not
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gonna get anything from me, without
agreeing to a few conditions.
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Lisa: Whatever you're thinking
of doing, don't do it.
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I have to.
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Zachariah: You're finally ready, right?
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You know there's no other choice.
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There's never been a choice.
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The answer is yes.
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Dean.
[chanting in enochian]
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Of course, I have
a few conditions.
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- What changed your mind?
- The damnedest thing.
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I mean, the world's ending,
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the walls are
coming down on us.
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I just didn't want
to let you down.
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So screw destiny.
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I say we take the fight to them,
do it our way.
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[car door opens]
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[car door closes]
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[keys jingle]
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[door creaks]
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[wood creaking]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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[metallic clang]
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[gasps]
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Hiya.
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Buddy, you can't be here.
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'Course I can.
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Someone's got to
get everything ready.
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They're coming... all of them.
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And we've each got
our part to play.
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Even you.
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What?
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You're dinner.
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No!
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[crunch]
Aah! Aah!
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Season 5 Episode 19
"Hammer of the Gods"
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[bell dings]
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[thunder crashes]
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[gasping]
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Phew.
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[lounge music plays]
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Nice digs, for once.
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Busy night.
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Any port in a storm, I guess.
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[chuckles]
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If you could just
fill this out, please.
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Yeah.
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Sir, I think
you got a little...
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shaving Nick there.
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Your key.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
a coffee shop, would you?
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Buffet. All you can eat.
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Best pie in the
tri-state area.
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You don't say?
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[the bachelors' "you know
you know" (I love you) plays]
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Heaven, right?
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[scoffs]
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Trust me, pal... better.
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How you doing?
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No.
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- But...
- No.
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Oh, lady, I'm just... you know...
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I understand.
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And no.
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10-4. Copy.
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[cellphone beeping]
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[grunts]
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Sam, unpucker, man.
Eat something.
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We should hit the road, Dean.
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In this storm?
What? I-it's...
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It's biblical. Exactly.
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I-it's friggin' Noah's ark
out there, and we're eating pie.
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How many hours of sleep
did you get this week?
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What... three, four?
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Bobby's got his
feelers out, okay?
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We have talked
with every hoodoo man
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and root woman in 12 States.
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Yeah, well, I'm not giving up.
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Nobody's giving up.
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Especially me.
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We're gonna find a way
to beat the devil, okay?
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Soon. I can feel it.
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And we will find Cass,
we'll find Adam.
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But you are no
good to me burnt out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay.
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Come on. We've actually
got the night off for once.
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Let's try to enjoy it.
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[lounge music plays]
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[laughing]
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Oh, what are you, 12?
[scoffs]
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I'm young at heart.
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[door creaks]
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[whistles]
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Wow. Look at this.
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We're like Rockefellers.
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Chocolates!
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You want yours?
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Knock yourself out.
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Whoa.
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"Casa Erotica 13" on demand.
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[scoffs]
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What?
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Isn't this place kind of...
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in the middle of nowhere?
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So?
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So what's a four-star hotel
doing on a no-star highway?
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[woman moaning pleasurably,
bed thumping]
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[chuckles]
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[loud thud]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Dean: The, uh, the
room next to ours...
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th-the couple that are, uh,
joined at the lips...
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have you seen them?
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Mr. And Mrs. Logan...
the honeymooners?
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They checked out.
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Is something the matter?
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They checked out?
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Mm-hmm.
Mm, just now.
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Really?
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It sort of seemed like
they were, um...
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[chuckles]
in the middle of something.
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Yeah, it's kind of weird
for honeymooners
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to, uh, check out without this.
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Oh, dear.
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I'll just put that
right in the lost and found.
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Don't you worry.
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Is there anything else
I can help you with?
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Uh, no.
No, we're good.
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Super-fantastic.
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Creepy.
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Broke the needle.
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All right, well, I'll
scope out the joint,
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and you keep an eye
on Norman Bates over here.
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I mean, one night off...
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is that too much to ask?
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[elevator bell dings]
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[device whirring]
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This ain't no peep show, man!
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You're beautiful.
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You're sweet.
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I hate sweet.
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[clears throat]
Sorry to interrupt.
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The last guest just arrived.
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So everything's ready?
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As it will ever be.
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Pantry's full.
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And the Winchesters?
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Suspicious, but under control.
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You have their blood?
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Of course I do.
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I'm quick.
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Boys never even knew
what hit them.
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Thank you, Mercury.
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Okay. Let's get this
show on the road.
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- An elephant?
- Yeah.
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Like, an elephant?
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Like, full-on Babar.
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So what the hell... is...
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[lounge music plays]
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Where is everybody?
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Let me guess... it's locked.
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So, what? The roaches check in,
they don't check out?
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Think about how we got here.
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That detour on I-90...
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the friggin' hurricane?
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You saying we were led here?
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Like rats in a maze.
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[liquid bubbling]
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Please be tomato soup.
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Please be tomato soup.
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Motel hell.
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Help us! Get us out!
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Hurry up!
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I'm going as fast
as I... as I can.
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There's somebody behind
me, isn't there?
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[both grunting]
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Something tells me this isn't
a Shriner Convention.
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Dinner is served.
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[applause]
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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our guests of honor
have arrived.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming.
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Well, in all my centuries,
I never thought I'd see this...
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this many gods under one roof.
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Gods?
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Now, before we get down to brass
tacks, some ground rules:
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No slaughtering each other.
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Curb your wrath.
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Oh, and, uh, keep your hands
off the local virgins...
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we're trying to keep
a low profile here.
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Oh, we are so, so screwed.
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Now, we all know
why we're here.
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The Judeo-Christian
apocalypse looms over us.
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I know we've all had
our little disagreements
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in the past,
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but the time has come
to put those aside -
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and look toward the future.
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'Cause if we don't,
we won't have one.
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Now, we do have two very
valuable bargaining chips...
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Michael and Lucifer's vessels.
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The question is...
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what do we do now?
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Anybody have any
bright ideas, speak up.
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This is a safe room.
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Oh, I don't like his tone.
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Kill them, why?
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So the angels here
can bring them back again?
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Odin:
I don't know what everybody's
getting so worked up about.
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This is just a couple of angels
having a slap fight.
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It's no Armageddon.
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Everybody knows when the
world comes to an end,
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the great serpent
Jörmungandr rises up,
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and I, myself, will be
eaten by a big wolf.
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[laughs]
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Oh, yeah... and why is that?
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Because your beliefs are so
much more realistic?
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The whole world's
getting carried around
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on the back of a giant turtle.
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[scoffs] Give me a break.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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You watch your mouth
when you talk to me, boy!
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No one's ever proved that.
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Stay.
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We have to fight.
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The archangels, the only thing
they understand is violence.
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This ends in blood.
There is no other way.
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It's them... or us.
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With all due respect... Ma'am...
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we haven't even tried
talking to them.
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[choking]
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Kali.
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[gasps]
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Who asked you?
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Can't we all just get along?
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Gabe...
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[clicks tongue]
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Sam. Dean.
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It's always wrong
place, worst time
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with you mutton-heads, huh?
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Loki.
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Baldur.
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Good seeing you, too.
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I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.
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Why are you here?
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To talk about the
elephant in the room.
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Not you.
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The Apocalypse.
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We can't stop it, gang.
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But first things first.
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The adults need to have
a little conversation.
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Check you later.
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[snaps fingers]
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Okay...
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did that...
270
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,014
Holy crap.
271
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:15,449
Yeah, tell me about it.
272
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,784
By the way, next time I say
"let's keep driving,"
273
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,853
uh... let's keep driving.
274
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:21,421
Okay, yeah, next time.
275
00:16:21,489 --> 00:16:23,790
Uh, all right, so,
what's our next move?
276
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,158
I-I...
[chuckles]
277
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,760
I don't know.
278
00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:29,262
We grab those poor saps
out of the freezer, I guess...
279
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:30,597
bust them out.
280
00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:32,299
Gank a few freaks along
the way if we're lucky.
281
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,901
And when are you ever lucky?
282
00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:37,471
Oh, you know what...?
Bite me, Gabriel.
283
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,472
Maybe later, big boy.
284
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,840
I should have known.
285
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:42,075
I mean, this had your stink
all over it from the jump.
286
00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:44,811
You think I'm behind this?
287
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,012
Please.
288
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,948
I'm the Costner
to your Houston.
289
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,716
I'm here to save your ass.
290
00:16:49,784 --> 00:16:51,284
You want to pull us
out of the fire?
291
00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:52,853
Bingo.
292
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,722
Those gods are either gonna
dust you or use you as bait.
293
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:57,424
Either way, you're uber-boned.
294
00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:59,092
Wow... 'cause
a couple of months ago,
295
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,395
you were telling us that
we need to play our roles.
296
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:03,597
You were uber-boning us.
297
00:17:03,664 --> 00:17:06,633
Ohhhhh, the end is still nigh.
298
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:10,337
Michael and Lucifer
are gonna dance the lambada.
299
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,606
But not tonight...
not here.
300
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:15,642
And why do you care?
301
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,445
I don't care.
302
00:17:19,547 --> 00:17:21,715
But...
303
00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:23,984
me and Kali, we, uh...
304
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,585
had a thing.
305
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,187
Chick was all hands.
306
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,191
What can I say...
I'm sentimental.
307
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,293
Do they have a chance...
308
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:34,428
against Satan?
309
00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:35,762
Really, Sam?
310
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,465
You got a better idea, Dean?
311
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:40,100
It's a bad idea.
312
00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:43,437
Lucifer's gonna turn them
into finger paint.
313
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:45,338
So let's get going
while the going's good.
314
00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:47,541
Okay, great. Why don't you
just zap us out of here, then?
315
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,809
Would if I could...
316
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,845
but Kali's got you
by the short and curlies.
317
00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:54,247
It's a blood spell.
318
00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:55,916
You boys are on a leash.
319
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,384
What does that mean?
320
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,054
Means it's time for a little
of the old black magic.
321
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,255
[spray hisses] Ahh.
322
00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:03,356
Okay. Yeah, Well, whatever.
323
00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:04,424
We're gonna take
the hors d'oeuvres
324
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:05,525
in the freezer with us.
325
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:07,060
Forget it.
326
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,095
It's gonna be hard enough
sneaking you mooks out of here.
327
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:10,063
They called you "Loki," right?
328
00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,366
Which mean they don't
really know who you are.
329
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:14,935
Told you...
I'm in Witness Protection.
330
00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:17,704
Okay, well, then how about
you do what we say,
331
00:18:17,772 --> 00:18:20,740
or we tell the,
uh, legion of doom
332
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,642
about your secret identity?
333
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,478
They don't seem like
a real pro-angel kind of crowd.
334
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,079
I'll take your voices away.
335
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,581
- We'll write it down.
- I'll cut off your hands.
336
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,915
Then people are gonna be asking,
337
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,152
"why are you guys running around
with no hands?"
338
00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:35,155
[inhales deeply]
339
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:36,823
Fine.
340
00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:51,171
Bonjour, mon amour.
341
00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:53,673
Leave.
342
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,108
You always did
play hard to get.
343
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,710
Kali: I've moved on.
344
00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:57,944
I noticed.
345
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,746
Baldur...
346
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:01,147
really?
347
00:19:04,619 --> 00:19:06,887
Baldur's uncomplicated.
348
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:08,455
Man: No!
349
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,724
No, no!
350
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,926
[screaming]
351
00:19:14,328 --> 00:19:16,530
No! No! Stop!
352
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,199
No!
353
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:22,068
It's too late.
354
00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:23,537
[screaming]
355
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:24,804
[screaming stops]
356
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,940
Kali: I never took you
for the type.
357
00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:28,642
Romantic?
358
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,443
Pathetic.
359
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,647
You're the one
who called me here.
360
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:38,251
Because I thought you
might take this seriously.
361
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:39,853
I'm taking this seriously.
362
00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:43,023
Ship's sinking...
time to get off.
363
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:46,426
I mean, screw this marble.
Let's go check out Pandora.
364
00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:48,828
It doesn't have to be like that.
365
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,567
Afraid it does.
366
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,902
If we fight...
367
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,103
You die.
368
00:19:57,171 --> 00:19:58,872
And what makes you
such an expert?
369
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:01,541
I've tussled with those winged
ass-monkeys once or twice.
370
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:05,078
Kali... no more tricks.
371
00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:07,747
I'm begging you...
don't do this.
372
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,482
I have to.
373
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:15,455
[chuckles softly]
374
00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:17,023
Can't blame me for trying.
375
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:17,991
[chuckles softly]
376
00:20:19,794 --> 00:20:20,694
Still love me?
377
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,963
No.
378
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,963
[screaming]
379
00:20:37,211 --> 00:20:38,211
[groans]
380
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:44,784
Ow!
381
00:20:48,756 --> 00:20:49,723
[grunting]
382
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,758
[gasping]
383
00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,193
Where the hell is Gabriel?
384
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:56,296
You must take me for a fool...
385
00:20:56,364 --> 00:20:57,697
Gabriel.
386
00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:01,968
You're bound to me...
now and forever.
387
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,476
- Ghostfacers!
- Ghostfacers!
388
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:10,977
Ghostfacers
389
00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:14,014
We face the ghosts
when the others will not
390
00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:17,484
we're the ghost...
Ghostfacers.
391
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,519
They leave the kitchen
when the kitchen gets hot
392
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:24,324
Is the intern position open?
393
00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:26,259
- You're hired!
- [gasps] Oh! Really?
394
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,628
- See my face... right in your little box?
- Yeah.
395
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:30,830
Okay, my face has got to be
right in your box.
396
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,365
Ghostfacers
397
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,568
We face the faces,
we face the ghosts
398
00:21:35,636 --> 00:21:38,405
Ghostfacers.
399
00:21:40,574 --> 00:21:42,742
If you're dead,
you better stay dead.
400
00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,943
Yep.
401
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,578
'Cause if not,
we're gonna kill you.
402
00:21:47,369 --> 00:21:49,504
[both grunting]
403
00:21:49,571 --> 00:21:51,072
How long have you known?
404
00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:52,607
Long enough.
405
00:21:52,674 --> 00:21:54,675
[grunts, sighs]
406
00:21:54,743 --> 00:21:56,878
How's the rescue going?
407
00:21:56,945 --> 00:22:00,715
Well, surprise, surprise.
408
00:22:00,782 --> 00:22:02,750
The trickster's tricked us.
409
00:22:02,818 --> 00:22:04,652
Kali... don't.
410
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,887
You're mine now...
411
00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:13,227
and you have
something I want...
412
00:22:23,605 --> 00:22:25,973
an archangel's blade.
413
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,412
From the archangel... Gabriel.
414
00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:37,885
Okay!
415
00:22:37,953 --> 00:22:39,253
Okay!
416
00:22:39,321 --> 00:22:40,721
So I got wings.
417
00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:42,223
Like kotex.
418
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,926
But that doesn't make me
any less right about Lucifer.
419
00:22:44,993 --> 00:22:46,327
He's lying.
420
00:22:46,395 --> 00:22:47,495
He's a spy.
421
00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:49,997
I'm not a spy... I'm a runaway.
422
00:22:50,065 --> 00:22:52,433
I'm trying to save you.
423
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:56,370
I know my brother, Kali...
424
00:22:56,438 --> 00:22:59,407
he should scare the
living crap out of you.
425
00:22:59,474 --> 00:23:01,542
You can't beat him.
426
00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:04,946
I've skipped ahead...
seen how this story ends.
427
00:23:05,013 --> 00:23:08,449
Your story... not ours.
428
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:12,753
Westerners... I swear,
the sheer arrogance.
429
00:23:12,821 --> 00:23:15,756
You think you're the
only ones on earth?
430
00:23:15,824 --> 00:23:19,293
You pillage and you butcher
in your God's name.
431
00:23:19,361 --> 00:23:21,662
But you're not
the only religion.
432
00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,432
And he's not the only God.
433
00:23:24,499 --> 00:23:28,536
And now you think you can
just rip the planet apart?
434
00:23:28,604 --> 00:23:30,438
You're wrong.
435
00:23:30,505 --> 00:23:33,507
[voice breaking]
There are billions of us,
436
00:23:33,575 --> 00:23:36,344
and we were here first.
437
00:23:36,411 --> 00:23:39,246
If anyone gets to end this world...
438
00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:43,618
it's me.
439
00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:49,056
I'm sorry.
440
00:24:12,147 --> 00:24:13,881
This is crazy.
441
00:24:13,949 --> 00:24:15,082
They can die.
442
00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:21,922
We can kill Lucifer.
443
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:23,524
[sighs]
444
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:26,027
All right, you
primitive screw-heads...
445
00:24:26,094 --> 00:24:27,128
listen up.
446
00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:28,629
Are you out of your mind?
447
00:24:28,697 --> 00:24:30,630
I'm out of options.
448
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,867
Now, on any other given day,
449
00:24:32,934 --> 00:24:36,103
I'd be doing my damnedest
to, uh, kill you,
450
00:24:36,171 --> 00:24:38,039
you filthy, murdering chimps.
451
00:24:38,106 --> 00:24:39,774
[chuckles]
452
00:24:39,841 --> 00:24:41,575
But, uh, hey...
453
00:24:41,643 --> 00:24:43,444
desperate times.
454
00:24:45,781 --> 00:24:47,782
So even though
I'd love nothing better
455
00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:50,451
than to slit your
throats, you... dicks...
456
00:24:54,289 --> 00:24:56,057
I'm gonna help you.
457
00:24:56,124 --> 00:24:57,792
I'm gonna help you
ice the devil.
458
00:24:57,859 --> 00:24:59,226
[liquid pours]
459
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,131
And then we can all get back to
ganking each other, like normal.
460
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,435
You want Lucifer?
461
00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:09,837
Well, dude's not
in the yellow pages.
462
00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:12,139
But me and Sam,
we can get him here.
463
00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:13,741
How?
464
00:25:13,809 --> 00:25:16,744
First, you let
those main courses go.
465
00:25:16,812 --> 00:25:18,612
Then we talk.
466
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,716
We can either take
on the devil together...
467
00:25:21,783 --> 00:25:23,517
or you lame-ass
bitches can eat me.
468
00:25:27,355 --> 00:25:29,090
Literally.
469
00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:30,591
Dean: Come on, everybody! Let's go!
470
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,693
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
471
00:25:32,761 --> 00:25:34,428
All right. All right.
472
00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:37,698
Go! Go! Go!
Get out of here!
473
00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:40,801
Psst! Dean!
474
00:25:40,869 --> 00:25:41,769
D... don't look at me!
475
00:25:43,705 --> 00:25:44,739
Act natural.
476
00:25:44,806 --> 00:25:46,440
Get in.
477
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:54,482
Man, there is nothing natural
about this at all.
478
00:25:54,549 --> 00:25:55,750
I thought you were dead.
479
00:25:55,817 --> 00:25:57,351
You think I'd give Kali
my real sword?
480
00:25:57,419 --> 00:25:58,385
That thing can kill me.
481
00:25:59,888 --> 00:26:01,055
Then what do they have in there?
482
00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:02,590
A fake.
483
00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:04,759
Made it out of a can
of diet orange slice.
484
00:26:06,995 --> 00:26:09,363
So, uh...
485
00:26:09,431 --> 00:26:10,865
go snag our blood, would ya?
486
00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,333
What?
487
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,001
I heard you in there.
488
00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:16,504
Kali likes you.
You can get close.
489
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:18,606
Lift the plasma,
then we vamoose.
490
00:26:18,673 --> 00:26:20,808
No.
491
00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:22,476
Hand over the real blade.
492
00:26:22,544 --> 00:26:24,311
Better yet, why
don't you sack up
493
00:26:24,379 --> 00:26:26,614
and help us take down Lucifer?
494
00:26:26,681 --> 00:26:27,715
You can't be serious.
495
00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:29,150
Deadly.
496
00:26:29,217 --> 00:26:31,418
Since when are you butt-buddies
with a bunch of monsters?
497
00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:33,521
That's all they are
to you, aren't they?
498
00:26:33,588 --> 00:26:35,489
All right, you know what?
Sam was right. It's nuts.
499
00:26:35,557 --> 00:26:36,924
But it's the best
idea I've heard.
500
00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:38,159
So unless you have
a better one...
501
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,263
Well, good luck with that.
502
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:43,831
Me, I'm blowing Jonestown.
503
00:26:43,899 --> 00:26:45,966
Those lemmings
want to run off a cliff,
504
00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:47,134
that's their business.
505
00:26:47,202 --> 00:26:48,702
I see right through you.
You know that?
506
00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:51,038
The smart-ass shell, the whole
"I could give a crap" thing.
507
00:26:51,106 --> 00:26:52,907
Believe me, it
takes one to know one.
508
00:26:52,974 --> 00:26:54,375
- That so?
- Yes.
509
00:26:54,442 --> 00:26:55,876
And maybe those freaks in there
aren't your blood,
510
00:26:55,944 --> 00:26:57,044
but they are your family.
511
00:26:57,112 --> 00:26:58,813
They just stabbed me
in the friggin' heart!
512
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,715
Maybe, but you still give a crap
about them, don't you?
513
00:27:01,783 --> 00:27:02,983
Dean...
514
00:27:03,051 --> 00:27:05,085
Now, they're gonna die
in there without you.
515
00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:09,490
I can't kill my brother.
516
00:27:11,993 --> 00:27:13,761
"Can't" or "won't"?
517
00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:18,532
That's what I thought.
518
00:27:23,638 --> 00:27:26,841
So, you're going to
summon Lucifer?
519
00:27:26,908 --> 00:27:28,242
Sort of.
520
00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:31,045
I just need you to squeegee
some stuff from my ribs,
521
00:27:31,112 --> 00:27:32,580
and he'll come running.
522
00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:34,714
Breaking them would be easier.
523
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,119
Show's over.
524
00:27:40,689 --> 00:27:41,922
Sword's a fake.
525
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:44,592
And Gabriel... he's still kicking.
526
00:27:44,659 --> 00:27:47,862
I hate to break it to you,
sister, but you've been tricked.
527
00:27:49,965 --> 00:27:51,465
[bell dings]
528
00:27:53,735 --> 00:27:56,136
Checking in.
529
00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:03,359
Lucifer.
530
00:28:03,426 --> 00:28:04,927
Thanks for coming.
531
00:28:04,995 --> 00:28:06,228
Oh, you did right calling me.
532
00:28:06,296 --> 00:28:09,365
It's just...
533
00:28:09,432 --> 00:28:12,835
the way the talk
is heading in there, it's...
534
00:28:12,903 --> 00:28:14,236
it's insane.
535
00:28:16,373 --> 00:28:20,009
You know, I never
understood you pagans.
536
00:28:20,076 --> 00:28:22,645
You're such...
petty little things.
537
00:28:22,712 --> 00:28:25,047
Always fighting...
538
00:28:25,115 --> 00:28:27,116
always happy to sell
out your own kind.
539
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,655
No wonder you forfeited
this planet to us.
540
00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:36,125
You are worse than humans.
541
00:28:36,193 --> 00:28:38,827
You're worse than demons.
542
00:28:38,895 --> 00:28:41,330
And yet you claim to be gods.
543
00:28:47,237 --> 00:28:48,137
[bones crunch]
544
00:28:52,242 --> 00:28:55,244
And they call me prideful.
545
00:28:55,312 --> 00:28:59,048
[rumbling]
546
00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:01,383
What's happening?
547
00:29:01,451 --> 00:29:03,085
[Odin screaming]
548
00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:06,322
[bones crunch]
549
00:29:31,314 --> 00:29:33,215
It's him.
550
00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:34,416
How?
551
00:29:34,484 --> 00:29:35,551
Does it matter?
552
00:29:35,619 --> 00:29:37,653
Shazam us out of
here, would you?
553
00:29:37,721 --> 00:29:39,054
We can't.
554
00:29:42,158 --> 00:29:43,692
Of course you can't.
555
00:29:45,228 --> 00:29:47,296
You didn't say
"mother, may I?"
556
00:29:47,364 --> 00:29:50,299
Sam, Dean. Good
to see you again.
557
00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:52,868
Baldur... don't.
558
00:29:52,936 --> 00:29:54,236
You think you own the planet?
559
00:29:55,905 --> 00:29:58,073
What gives you the right?!
560
00:29:58,141 --> 00:29:59,508
[gasps]
561
00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:01,477
No one gives us the right.
562
00:30:03,113 --> 00:30:04,213
We take it.
563
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,841
Are you okay?
564
00:30:32,909 --> 00:30:34,076
Not really.
565
00:30:34,144 --> 00:30:36,512
Better late than never, huh?
566
00:30:39,182 --> 00:30:40,416
Guard this with your life.
567
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,416
[Grunts and moans]
568
00:30:54,431 --> 00:30:56,365
Lucy...
569
00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:57,800
I'm home.
570
00:31:01,204 --> 00:31:02,204
Not this time.
571
00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:11,013
Guys...!
572
00:31:11,081 --> 00:31:13,649
Get her out of here.
573
00:31:16,019 --> 00:31:18,387
Over a girl.
574
00:31:18,455 --> 00:31:20,122
Gabriel, really?
575
00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:22,891
I mean, I knew
you were slumming, but...
576
00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:24,693
I hope you didn't
catch anything.
577
00:31:26,763 --> 00:31:28,230
Lucifer...
578
00:31:28,298 --> 00:31:30,432
you're my brother,
and I love you.
579
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:34,636
But you are a great big bag of dicks.
580
00:31:34,704 --> 00:31:36,638
What did you just say to me?
581
00:31:36,706 --> 00:31:38,173
Look at yourself.
582
00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:40,042
Boo-hoo.
583
00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,478
"Daddy was mean to me, so I'm
gonna smash up all his toys."
584
00:31:42,545 --> 00:31:43,712
Watch your tone.
585
00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:45,247
Play the victim all you want.
586
00:31:45,315 --> 00:31:48,684
But you and me...
we know the truth.
587
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,488
Dad loved you best.
588
00:31:52,555 --> 00:31:54,857
More than Michael.
589
00:31:54,924 --> 00:31:56,859
More than me.
590
00:31:56,926 --> 00:31:59,128
Then he brought
the new baby home,
591
00:31:59,195 --> 00:32:00,996
and you couldn't handle it.
592
00:32:01,064 --> 00:32:05,200
So all this is just
a great big temper tantrum.
593
00:32:08,338 --> 00:32:10,105
Time to grow up.
594
00:32:12,175 --> 00:32:13,509
I'm not getting in that thing.
595
00:32:13,576 --> 00:32:14,543
Just get in the car, princess.
596
00:32:17,914 --> 00:32:19,281
[engine turns over,
tires screech]
597
00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:23,185
Gabriel, if you're
doing this for Michael...
598
00:32:23,253 --> 00:32:24,586
Screw him.
599
00:32:24,654 --> 00:32:26,688
If he were standing here,
I'd shiv his ass, too.
600
00:32:26,756 --> 00:32:27,990
[scoffs]
601
00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,691
You disloyal...
602
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:30,726
Oh, I'm loyal...
603
00:32:31,861 --> 00:32:33,228
to them.
604
00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:34,296
Who...
605
00:32:34,364 --> 00:32:37,433
these... so-called gods?
606
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,867
- To people, Lucifer.
- Hmm.
607
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:41,637
People.
608
00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:44,740
So you're willing to die
for a pile of cockroaches?
609
00:32:44,808 --> 00:32:45,741
Why?
610
00:32:45,809 --> 00:32:47,543
Because dad was right.
611
00:32:48,978 --> 00:32:50,179
They are better than us.
612
00:32:50,246 --> 00:32:53,015
They are broken,
flawed abortions.
613
00:32:53,082 --> 00:32:54,616
Damn right they're flawed.
614
00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:56,285
[inhales deeply]
615
00:32:56,352 --> 00:33:00,055
But a lot of them
try... to do better,
616
00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:01,457
to forgive.
617
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,327
And you should see
the spearmint rhino.
618
00:33:07,096 --> 00:33:10,566
I've been riding
the pine a long time,
619
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,401
But I'm in the game now.
620
00:33:12,469 --> 00:33:16,271
And I'm not on your
side or Michael's.
621
00:33:18,575 --> 00:33:20,075
I'm on theirs.
622
00:33:23,313 --> 00:33:25,914
Brother, don't make me do this.
623
00:33:25,982 --> 00:33:28,150
No one makes us do anything.
624
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,255
I know you think you're doing
the right thing, Gabriel...
625
00:33:33,323 --> 00:33:37,059
but I know where
your heart truly lies.
626
00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:46,168
Here.
627
00:33:50,173 --> 00:33:51,340
[gurgling]
628
00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:53,642
Amateur hocus-pocus.
629
00:33:53,710 --> 00:33:55,477
Don't forget...
630
00:33:55,545 --> 00:33:58,947
you learned all your tricks
from me, little brother.
631
00:34:00,545 --> 00:34:03,947
[Gabriel screams]
632
00:34:06,189 --> 00:34:08,056
[breathing heavily]
633
00:34:28,494 --> 00:34:30,962
[sexy music plays]
634
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,274
Woman: [thinking]
dear diary...
635
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,410
Being a high-powered
business president is super-fun
636
00:34:45,478 --> 00:34:47,279
But so exhausting.
637
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,814
Sometimes I just need to relax.
638
00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,684
I need... Casa Erotica.
639
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,186
[knock on door]
640
00:34:54,253 --> 00:34:55,887
Room service.
641
00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:57,989
Come in!
642
00:34:58,057 --> 00:35:01,059
Gabriel wanted you to
guard this with your life?
643
00:35:01,127 --> 00:35:02,327
Maybe he's a fan.
644
00:35:02,395 --> 00:35:03,828
It is a good one.
645
00:35:06,032 --> 00:35:08,300
I've got the kielbasa
you ordered.
646
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:11,236
Mmm. Polish?
647
00:35:11,304 --> 00:35:12,637
Hungarian.
648
00:35:12,705 --> 00:35:13,638
[dishes clatter]
649
00:35:16,809 --> 00:35:19,144
Ahh!
650
00:35:19,212 --> 00:35:21,746
Ooh!
[chuckles]
651
00:35:21,814 --> 00:35:23,415
What the hell's going on?
652
00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:25,617
[smacks lips]
653
00:35:25,685 --> 00:35:27,485
Sam. Dean.
654
00:35:27,553 --> 00:35:30,989
You're probably wondering
what the hell's going on.
655
00:35:31,057 --> 00:35:33,258
Well...
656
00:35:33,326 --> 00:35:35,627
if you're watching this...
657
00:35:35,695 --> 00:35:36,761
I'm dead.
658
00:35:36,829 --> 00:35:38,463
Oh, please!
659
00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:40,398
Stop sobbing.
660
00:35:40,466 --> 00:35:42,701
It's embarrassing
for all of us.
661
00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:46,905
Without me, you've got
zero shot at killing Lucifer.
662
00:35:46,973 --> 00:35:48,506
Sorry.
663
00:35:48,574 --> 00:35:49,941
But...
664
00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:51,576
you can trap him.
665
00:35:51,644 --> 00:35:55,513
The cage you sprung Lucifer
from is still down there.
666
00:35:55,581 --> 00:35:59,551
And maybe... just maybe...
you can shove his ass back in.
667
00:35:59,619 --> 00:36:02,053
Not that it'll be easy.
668
00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:05,056
You got to get the cage open,
trick my bro back into it...
669
00:36:05,124 --> 00:36:08,093
and, uh... oh, yeah...
670
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,061
avoid Michael
and the God squad.
671
00:36:10,129 --> 00:36:14,099
But hey, details, right?
672
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:16,101
And here's the big secret
673
00:36:16,168 --> 00:36:18,770
Lucifer himself
doesn't even know.
674
00:36:18,838 --> 00:36:21,940
But the key to the cage...
it's out there.
675
00:36:22,008 --> 00:36:25,377
Actually, it's keys... plural.
676
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:26,845
Four keys.
677
00:36:26,912 --> 00:36:28,947
Well, four rings...
678
00:36:29,015 --> 00:36:30,749
from the horsemen.
679
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,551
You get them all,
you got the cage.
680
00:36:33,619 --> 00:36:35,720
Can't say I'm
betting on you boys.
681
00:36:35,788 --> 00:36:38,323
But, uh, hey,
I've been wrong before.
682
00:36:40,326 --> 00:36:41,393
And, Dean...
683
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,994
you were right.
684
00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:44,796
I was afraid to
stand up to my brother.
685
00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:46,264
[growls playfully]
686
00:36:46,332 --> 00:36:48,900
Not anymore.
687
00:36:48,968 --> 00:36:52,037
So this is me standing up.
688
00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:54,005
And this is me...
689
00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:56,207
lying down.
690
00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,209
[laughs]
691
00:36:58,277 --> 00:36:59,678
[moaning pleasurably]
692
00:36:59,745 --> 00:37:00,679
[zipper opens]
693
00:37:00,746 --> 00:37:01,646
Ooh!
694
00:37:01,714 --> 00:37:03,114
Oh! Oh, man.
695
00:37:06,352 --> 00:37:07,252
Horsemen, huh?
696
00:37:08,554 --> 00:37:10,655
Well, we got War's,
697
00:37:14,393 --> 00:37:15,493
we nicked Famine's.
698
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,332
That's two rings down.
Collect all four.
699
00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:21,866
All we need is,
Pestilence and Death.
700
00:37:21,934 --> 00:37:23,034
Oh, is that all?
701
00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:25,603
It's a plan.
702
00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:50,793
[fly buzzing]
703
00:37:53,032 --> 00:37:54,299
[buzzing stops]
704
00:37:56,802 --> 00:37:58,303
[bells jingle, buzzing resumes]
705
00:37:58,371 --> 00:37:59,804
[sighs]
706
00:38:02,975 --> 00:38:05,043
[sniffs]
707
00:38:05,111 --> 00:38:06,478
[gulps]
708
00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:10,482
[sneezes]
709
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,821
[wheezing]
710
00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:19,023
[flies buzzing]
711
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,492
What the hell?
712
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,360
[coughs]
713
00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:25,730
[sneezes]
714
00:38:29,335 --> 00:38:31,970
Does this stuff
make you drowsy?
715
00:38:32,037 --> 00:38:34,172
I got a lot of driving to do.
716
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,274
Blue ones make you sleepy.
717
00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:39,511
Red and orange ones
are okay for daytime.
718
00:38:40,846 --> 00:38:41,913
[sneezes]
719
00:38:45,117 --> 00:38:48,253
This is... this is awful.
720
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,323
[coughing]
721
00:38:52,391 --> 00:38:53,258
[sniffs]
722
00:39:08,507 --> 00:39:09,607
[engine turns over]
723
00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:19,017
[flies buzzing]
724
00:39:26,217 --> 00:39:28,817
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00:39:28,917 --> 00:39:30,917
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