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I would like to purchase
some alcohol, please.
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Uh-huh. What can I get you?
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Well, I'm 26, as you can see.
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From my license.
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Congratulations. What can I get you?
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A banana daiquiri, my good man.
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I'm crystal.
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What's your name?
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Hi, crystal. I'm gary.
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Gary, I don't want to embarrass you,
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But you are just --
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You are just a stunning-looking man.
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[ exhales sharply ] I know, right?
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Ooh! Thanks!
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So, gary, you having a good time tonight?
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Mm! Thank you for asking, crystal.
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This is, like, the best night ever.
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Do you think we could make it any better?
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[ slurps ]
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Probably. I don't know.
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I mean, do you want to get out of here?
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Well, I-I kind of like this bar.
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And I just ordered this daiquiri.
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[ slurps ]
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I mean...
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Do you want to get out
of here with me?
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Are we talking about sex?
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Well, I, uh --
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah. I suppose we are.
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[ inhales sarply ]
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Crystal, I would love to have the sex with
you.
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[ chuckles ]
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Great.
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Then let's go.
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Love that jacket on you, by the way.
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Thanks.
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Actually...
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The whole outfit is new.
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*************************
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Dean and sammy winchester.
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So, how long has it been?
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The summer before 6th grade.
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Mm-hmm. I remember.
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You assigned yourself your own reading list.
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[ chuckling ] that's right.
I forgot about that.
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Your mom happens to be the
best babysitter we ever had.
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Well, when I was a maid at the mayflower,
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Out on the interstate --
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Long before you were even an idea --
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Their daddy used to pass through town
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And leave the boys with me
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While... He went off to...Work.
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One time, he was gone for two weeks.
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Two weeks? Mm-hmm.
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Oh, he'd always come limping back.
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He loved you boys.
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Did you know what he did all that time?
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Lttle sammy kept trying to tell me.
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Of course, I didn't believe him.
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Not at first, anyway.
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[ inhales sharply ]
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Katie, our dad, um...
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Happened to be an expert
at getting rid of ghosts.
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And now, so are we.
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That's why I called them, sweetie.
They can help us.
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Sounds like you guys got
yourself a poltergeist.
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Started a month or two after we moved in.
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Yeah, first I-it was, uh,
just bumps and knocks
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And, uh, scratches on the walls.
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And then it started breaking things
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And then it attacked katie?
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That was two nights ago.
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Can you show them, honey?
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"murderd chylde."
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Dean: Katie...
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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I promise.
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Why don't you guys take
yourselves a little vacation,
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And, uh, we'll take care of it.
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[ sighs ] thank you.
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Uh, bacon burger turbo,
large chili-cheese fry,
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Uh, and a healthquake salad shake?
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I know. I know.
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It's, uh [clears throat] it's not mine.
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[ sighs ]
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[ rattling ]
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[ rattling stops ]
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Oh, you shake it up, baby.
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[ clears throat ]
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You know, poltergeist aside,
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Donna looked pretty good, don't you think?
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Dude, don't tell me
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You've still got the
hots for our babysitter.
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What? No.
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That's weird. [ chuckles ]
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I'm just saying that she, you know, she --
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She's -- she's doing good.
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You know, with her husband, her kid.
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This whole amityville thing being thrown
at them, and they're hanging tough.
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Yeah.
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You ever think that you'd
want something like that?
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Wife, rugrats, the whole nine
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[ sighs ]
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No. I mean, not really my thing anymore.
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Yeah.
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What do you got?
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Uh, well, that house of theirs,
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It's old -- really old.
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Um, hundreds of years.
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And I found a legend.
It's unconfirmed, but still...
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Saying?
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Supposedly, in the 1720s,
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House was owned by a guy
named isaiah pickett.
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Legend has it
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He hung a woman in his
backyard for witchcraft --
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A woman named maggie briggs.
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Okay, so an angry ghost witch?
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If it's true.
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That still doesn't explain
what "murderd chylde" means.
121
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No. Or where the bitch is buried.
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You know, I mean, it's a long way back,
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But I can see if I can find
something in the town records.
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Dean: It's worth a shot.
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Manager: Gary! Curly fries are up!
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Dean: So, any luck?
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Bubkes.
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Can't even find proof a woman named maggie
briggs existed,
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Much less where she was planted.
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Okay. Well, we've got a
minute to breathe here.
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Let's pick it up first thing.
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You bet. See you in a few.
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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[ wood creaks ]
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Aah!
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What...
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[ inhales sharply ]
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[ deep voice ] who...
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[ groans ]
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[ wind blowing ]
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Yeah, this is collins out on route 30.
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I think we got him.
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[ siren chirps ]
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Mr. Frankel?
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Mr. Gary frankel?
146
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Who?
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Your family's worried sick about you, son
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My -- my family?
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My...Brother called you?
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Come on. Get in before you freeze solid.
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Thanks, uh...
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But, uh, w-where are we?
153
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You're home, son.
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N-no, officer, I-I'm not staying here.
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Gary! Oh, my god!
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Gary! Oh, god! Gary!
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Oh, hey!
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Are you all right? [ chuckles nervously ]
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Oh! Okay. Okay. Okay.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Uh... W-what's going on here
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What do you mean? Lady, who are you?
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Mr. Frankel: Young man, are you drunk?
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And who are you?
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Gary, are you drunk?
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Answer your father.
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My father?
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Look, I --
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Who is that?!
170
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Who the hell is that?!
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He's out of his gourd.
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Young man, I'm very surprised at you.
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Yeah.
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Tell me about it.
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[ gary's voice ] oh, yeah.
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Bring it!
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Holy crap.
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Dean: Sam.
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Where the hell you been, man?
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I've been trying to call you for hours.
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I picke up some food.
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Bacon burger turbo,
large chili-cheese fry, right?
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Sorry, man. Really.
184
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I-I just -- I lost track of time.
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I didn't mean to freak you out.
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Thanks.
187
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Don't know why it took you
two hours, but thanks.
188
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Oh, you're gonna want
to eat that on the road.
189
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Why?
190
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The maid came in, saw that,
191
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And now they're all kind of freaking out.
192
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Why'd you let the maid in?
193
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It just happened.
194
00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:10,856
Whatever.
195
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I got to hit the hed,
and then we'll take off.
196
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All right. I-I'll be outside.
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[ door closes ]
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[ cellphone closes ]
199
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[ car door closes ]
200
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Hey. You ready?
201
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Absolutely.
202
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Hey, can I drive?
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[ car doors close ]
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[ engine turns over ]
205
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Oh, this is so sweet!
206
00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:07,212
[ engine revving ]
207
00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:09,548
You want to get the lead out,
andretti? Come on.
208
00:11:12,786 --> 00:11:14,253
Reverse.
209
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Reverse!
210
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,523
[ tires squeal ]
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It's in reverse.
212
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I am really, really sorry.
213
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Shut up.
214
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Dean: So, this is dean's other other
cell,
215
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So you must know what to do.
216
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:47,753
Dean, I've called every phone we got.
217
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Where are you, man?
218
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,994
So...
219
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This is gonna sound crazy --
220
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Realy crazy -- but, um...
221
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I think I'm in the wrong body.
222
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:05,304
[ chuckles nervously ] could
use a little help here.
223
00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:12,711
I-I think I got asthma.
224
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Call me back.
225
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,884
[ cellphone beeps ]
226
00:12:20,987 --> 00:12:22,454
[ cellphone beeps ]
227
00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:24,423
Man: Lucky star motel.
228
00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:27,593
Hello, uh, ould you please
connect me to room 102?
229
00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:29,628
102?
230
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,297
Nah, man, those guys checked
out middle of the night.
231
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Wait -- "guys"? Plural?
232
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Yeah -- one leather jacket, one sasquatch.
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They left.
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[ cellphone beeps ]
235
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Who are you?
236
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,930
[ sighs ]
237
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Advanced placement.
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[ scoffs ]
239
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,545
[ sighs ]
240
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Virgin.
241
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Frustrated vrgin.
242
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Witchcraft, huh, gary?
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You little satanic bastard.
244
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Mrs. Frankel: Gary! Breakfas
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Leave me alone.
246
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:01,486
Gary!
247
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All right, I'm coming!
248
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[ sighs ]
249
00:14:12,298 --> 00:14:16,268
So, gary, I'd like to know
what happened last night.
250
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,637
[ scoffs ] so would I. Believe me.
251
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:20,906
I mean, what happened with the plan, buddy?
252
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,407
The plan?
253
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:24,743
S.A.T.S, m.I.T. -- The plan.
254
00:14:24,777 --> 00:14:27,546
You want to be an engineer,
you need a full ride.
255
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:30,582
So, tell me, how does getting
drunk fit with the plan?
256
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:31,984
Right, yeah.
257
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:34,619
Listen, buddy, no offense, but at the moent,
258
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I could give a rat's ass about your plan.
259
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:39,725
Excuse me?
260
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Uh... [ chuckles ]
261
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Listen, h-have I seemed, uh, moody lately?
262
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Withdrawn?
263
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:51,503
Wow.
264
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:54,239
Any -- any occult fixations?
265
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:55,273
What?
266
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:58,310
Let me guess -- I'm amazing at latin.
267
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You have an ear for languages.
268
00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:00,846
Hmm.
269
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,881
Um, any of the neighborhood
pets go missing recently?
270
00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:04,316
Are you smoking drugs?
271
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:07,886
Leonard. He is not smoking drugs.
272
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,122
Have any of you seen me w-w-with a book?
273
00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:12,224
It'd be big and old, uh, leather-bound,
274
00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:14,259
Maybe some strange writing on it.
275
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:17,262
Or [sighs] frankly, I'm probably hiding it.
276
00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:19,131
Gary, no!
277
00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:20,132
W-what?
278
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,733
You're allergic to what gluten.
279
00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:24,770
[ laughs ]
280
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,540
[ toilet flushes ]
281
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,746
[ burps, sighs ]
282
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:37,582
[ groans ]
283
00:15:39,552 --> 00:15:41,486
Gluten.
284
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,789
You've seriously sprung a leak. What?
285
00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:46,091
If mom and dad ever found
thatreepy old book of yours,
286
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,526
You'd be grounded for a decade.
287
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,027
And you're bringing it up at breakfast?
288
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,429
So there is a book.
289
00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:53,698
Sydney, where do I keep it?
290
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:56,701
So, u,where we going, anywa?
291
00:15:56,736 --> 00:15:58,336
To work.
292
00:15:58,371 --> 00:15:59,638
The case?
293
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:02,541
Oh, right. Yeah -- the case. Of course.
294
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:04,176
Where, uh, do you want to start?
295
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,945
Well, snce you couldn't find
where maggie briggs was buried,
296
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,980
Now we have to do an all-day tombstone roll
297
00:16:09,015 --> 00:16:10,449
To see if we can dig her up.
298
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,284
Wait. M-maggie briggs?
299
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,286
You mean, like -- like,
the witch maggie briggs?
300
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,320
Yeah, sherlock.
301
00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:16,855
Yeah, she's in the basement.
302
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:21,226
Come again? W-what basement?
303
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,694
Isaiah pickett's house.
304
00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:26,064
Okay, there's this legend that
he hung her, but he didn't.
305
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,265
The ral truth is
306
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,568
Is that she was carrying
his illegitimate child,
307
00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:32,838
And he killed her and then
buried her in the basement.
308
00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:35,173
Her "murderd chylde."
309
00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:37,175
That would explain the scratches.
310
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,343
How do you know all this?
311
00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:40,512
Oh, I've done all kinds of research on it.
312
00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:44,382
I mean, you know... Last night.
313
00:16:45,518 --> 00:16:46,485
Yeah.
314
00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:50,489
Nice work...I guess.
315
00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:55,360
[ bob seger's "rock 'n'
roll never forgets" plays ]
316
00:16:55,394 --> 00:16:57,896
Aw, man, turn it up!
317
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:00,398
Seriously?
318
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,334
Hell yeah!
319
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:05,237
* you can come back, baby *
320
00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:08,406
[ louder ] * rock 'n' roll never forgets *
321
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:13,845
* ooooh, the band's still
playin' it loud and lean *
322
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,882
* listen to the guitar
player makin' it scream *
323
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,551
* all you got to do is
just make that scene *
324
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:21,887
Sam: Dean! Someone has stolen my body!
325
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:24,122
The guy right next to you is not me!
326
00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:27,659
Check your friggin' voicemail. Damn it.
327
00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:28,994
[ cellphone beeps ] [ sighs ]
328
00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,028
Gary?
329
00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:31,363
Are you okay?
330
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:32,998
Yeah, I'm gary. Uh...
331
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,667
Gary's okay.
332
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:39,738
So we're referring to ourselves
in the third person now?
333
00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:41,940
We heard about last night. What happened?
334
00:17:41,974 --> 00:17:43,875
Got drunk. No big thing.
335
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:44,943
Look, u, what's my locker number?
336
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:45,944
[ cuckles ]
337
00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:47,612
What? Are you -- are you still drunk?
338
00:17:47,647 --> 00:17:49,681
Yeah. Yea. E, like, three of you right now.
339
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:51,516
Um, so -- so, what's my locker number?
340
00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:33,725
Oh, no, gary.
341
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:35,460
[ sighs ]
342
00:18:35,494 --> 00:18:39,064
This is a very, very bad book.
343
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,904
[ door creaks ]
344
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:06,191
Boo-yah!
345
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,994
Master chief is in the house, bizatches!
346
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,495
Are you all right?
347
00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:12,397
Yeah. Fine.
348
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,642
Well, I'll be damned.
349
00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:26,578
Willow moss.
350
00:19:26,612 --> 00:19:27,879
Yeah, right.
351
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,615
It's, uh, supposed to grow
over witches' graves, right?
352
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,122
Yeah.
353
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,135
[ grunting ]
354
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:14,526
Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this.
355
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,261
Sorry about what?
356
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:20,832
Sam?!
357
00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:25,270
[ grunts ] you okay?
358
00:20:25,304 --> 00:20:26,771
Let's get the hell out of here!
359
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:29,474
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We still got
to burn the body, you idiot.
360
00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:30,475
Come on.
361
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,728
[ fire crackling ]
362
00:20:58,738 --> 00:21:00,338
Dude...
363
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:03,108
That was sweet!
364
00:21:14,471 --> 00:21:15,372
Hey, gary, wait up!
365
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:16,740
Where are you going?
366
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,041
I got something to do.
367
00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:19,309
You're skipping class? You?
368
00:21:19,343 --> 00:21:21,411
I'm just...
369
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:23,647
Not feeling like myself, okay?
370
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:25,482
Well, whatever it is,
we can talk it out, bro.
371
00:21:25,516 --> 00:21:26,583
Come with us.
372
00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:29,152
I don't have time. I got to go. I'm sorry.
373
00:21:29,186 --> 00:21:31,087
[ sighs ]
374
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,355
Hey!
375
00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,794
Trevor!
376
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:39,963
Well, what else was I supposed to do?
377
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:46,002
[ southern-rock music playing ]
378
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,475
Do me a favor, sweetheart.
379
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,679
Could you bring me a
cheeseburger with extra bacon?
380
00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:57,414
And fry an egg on top of it, would you?
381
00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:58,415
Absolutely.
382
00:21:58,449 --> 00:22:00,784
Ooh, that -- that sounds good. Ditto.
383
00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:02,986
B right back with yor order.
384
00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:06,323
Okay, who are you and wat
have you done with sam?
385
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,591
W-what do you mean
386
00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:13,963
Bacon cheeseburgers now?
387
00:22:13,998 --> 00:22:15,999
I don't know. I eat them, don't I?
388
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:18,802
Anyways, we are celebrating.
389
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,770
Yeah, I guess.
390
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,073
Another one bites the dust.
391
00:22:23,107 --> 00:22:24,441
Nice work today.
392
00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:26,109
You too.
393
00:22:26,143 --> 00:22:28,645
I had a, uh, really awesome day, man.
394
00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:29,713
Seriously.
395
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,486
[ sighs ]
396
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,154
Whoo!
397
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,222
Sweet.
398
00:22:39,256 --> 00:22:41,491
A really awesome day?
399
00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:42,792
Yeah. Why not?
400
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,494
It was a random, d-list ghost hunt.
401
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:46,396
That's... That's awesome to you?
402
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,832
I can't be in a good mood?
403
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:53,136
Yeah, I guess. It's...
404
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,838
No, actually.
405
00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:56,840
It's not really your style, sam.
406
00:22:58,309 --> 00:23:00,343
Well, then, it's a new me.
407
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,645
I mean, come on. Why shouldn't I be happy?
408
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,648
I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk,
409
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:08,251
And I look like this.
410
00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:12,422
[ sighs ] I don't know.
411
00:23:12,456 --> 00:23:16,292
You ever feel like your whole
future is being decided for you?
412
00:23:18,028 --> 00:23:20,764
Uh, yeah, sam, I feel like that a lot.
413
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:24,334
No matter how much you fight it,
you can't stop the plan.
414
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:26,202
The stupid, stupid plan.
415
00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:28,071
So, I don't know.
416
00:23:28,105 --> 00:23:30,073
I guess it's, uh, it's just nice
417
00:23:30,107 --> 00:23:33,777
To do a little as
s-kicking for a change, that's all.
418
00:23:36,614 --> 00:23:39,883
Uh, you know what? I -- I'm drunk.
419
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,786
[ chuckles ] sorry. Just -- just forget it.
420
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,287
No, no. It's all right.
421
00:23:44,321 --> 00:23:45,688
It's, uh...
422
00:23:47,324 --> 00:23:48,625
I'll drink to that.
423
00:23:54,064 --> 00:23:55,632
Wow, you know, is it just me,
424
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,600
Or are we actually drinking together?
425
00:23:57,635 --> 00:24:00,603
We don't do it that often, huh?
426
00:24:00,638 --> 00:24:03,373
[ scoffs ] yeah, yould say that.
427
00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:04,908
Well, we should.
428
00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:06,609
You're a good guy, dean.
429
00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:09,112
Man, you are drunk.
430
00:24:09,146 --> 00:24:10,113
Here we go.
431
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:11,648
Mmm!
432
00:24:11,682 --> 00:24:12,816
Thank you.
433
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:13,817
Enjoy.
434
00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:15,718
No, but I mean it.
435
00:24:17,054 --> 00:24:20,223
You really are a good guy.
436
00:24:24,695 --> 00:24:25,728
Mmm!
437
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:30,066
The bread alone!
438
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,734
Mmm!
439
00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:45,281
Love that jacket on you, by the way.
440
00:24:45,282 --> 00:24:46,249
Thanks
441
00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:49,118
Actually...
442
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:51,154
The whole outfit is new.
443
00:25:00,064 --> 00:25:02,198
We're gonna do it!
444
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:21,417
[ sam grunts ]
445
00:25:24,722 --> 00:25:25,822
Hey!
446
00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:27,724
What the hell's going on?!
447
00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:29,759
You can scream all you want.
448
00:25:29,793 --> 00:25:34,264
No one can hear you!
My parents are out of town!
449
00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:35,765
Gary.
450
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:36,933
T. What up?
451
00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,167
Where are you?
452
00:25:38,202 --> 00:25:40,103
Uh, I can't really tell you right now,
453
00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:41,871
But, man, you wouldn't believe it.
454
00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:45,141
Well... Well, where's dean?
455
00:25:45,175 --> 00:25:47,677
Uh, the cloverleaf on route 6. Why?
456
00:25:47,711 --> 00:25:49,445
You mean you haven't killed him yet?
457
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,580
Sam: What?
458
00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:52,615
Wait, wait, wait, wait. W-what do you mean?
459
00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:53,683
Kill dean?
460
00:25:53,717 --> 00:25:55,184
I'm...Building up to it.
461
00:25:55,219 --> 00:25:56,519
Look, gary, we got problems here.
462
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:57,954
For one...
463
00:25:57,988 --> 00:26:01,391
I'm looking at your body right now --
464
00:26:01,425 --> 00:26:02,759
With this other dude in it.
465
00:26:02,793 --> 00:26:04,060
What?
466
00:26:04,094 --> 00:26:05,562
Yeah, he's been in your house.
467
00:26:05,596 --> 00:26:06,729
He's hanging out with your parents.
468
00:26:06,764 --> 00:26:08,798
Okay, just...Calm down.
469
00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:11,901
Whatever he says,
no one's gonna believe him, right?
470
00:26:11,936 --> 00:26:14,003
I mean, w-we're still good.
471
00:26:14,038 --> 00:26:15,738
Just hurry up and kill the son
of a bitch alreay, would you?
472
00:26:15,773 --> 00:26:17,006
Don't rush me. I'll do it.
473
00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,708
Yeah, you better.
474
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:21,311
[ door opens ]
475
00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:22,745
Uh...Got to go.
476
00:26:26,617 --> 00:26:30,019
Oh, man. I am in way over my head.
477
00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:33,289
I don't think he's gonna do it.
478
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,491
Just relax. This is gry we're talking
about.
479
00:26:35,526 --> 00:26:37,160
What the hell is going on here?
480
00:26:37,194 --> 00:26:38,561
How do you know who dean is?
481
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,296
Everybody knows dean.
482
00:26:40,331 --> 00:26:42,332
He's "hell's most wanted."
483
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:44,601
Oh, no.
484
00:26:44,635 --> 00:26:46,102
No.
485
00:26:46,136 --> 00:26:48,271
Have you idiots been talking to demons?
486
00:26:48,305 --> 00:26:49,505
Oh, right. We'rthe idiots.
487
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:51,040
[ sighs ]
488
00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:52,375
You're just kids.
489
00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:54,410
You have no idea what you're messing with.
490
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,746
Well, we know that there's
a price on dean's head,
491
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,781
And we're the oes that are gonna collect.
492
00:26:58,816 --> 00:27:01,184
What's that supposed to mean?
493
00:27:02,653 --> 00:27:04,354
About a month ago, we were down here --
494
00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:05,455
Nora.
495
00:27:05,489 --> 00:27:07,690
What? We're not allowed to talk about him?
496
00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:11,728
We were down here,
goofing around with that book.
497
00:27:11,762 --> 00:27:14,731
Um, I wouldn't exactly call
praying to our dark overlord
498
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,265
"goofing around."
499
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,233
Don't be a loser, trev.
500
00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:18,468
Yeah, trev.
501
00:27:18,502 --> 00:27:21,771
Anyway, all of a sudden,
the lights flickered
502
00:27:21,805 --> 00:27:25,108
And gary went into this weird trance.
503
00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:28,511
He closed his eyes,
picke up a pencil, and drew this.
504
00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:32,548
Trevor: And you know what's really weird?
505
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,350
Gary can't draw.
506
00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:37,353
He said he heard a voice in his head.
507
00:27:37,388 --> 00:27:39,622
The demons were putting
out a bounty on this guy.
508
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:41,290
A bounty?
509
00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:43,426
Yeah, to, like, every witch or satanist
510
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,061
Across the whole country.
511
00:27:45,095 --> 00:27:49,032
But gary -- gary's the one who spotted you.
512
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:51,200
And the "freaky Friday" crap?
513
00:27:51,235 --> 00:27:52,902
Another spell from the book.
514
00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:56,039
Gary's idea -- go in trojan horse-style.
515
00:27:56,073 --> 00:27:58,241
He's really smart.
516
00:27:58,275 --> 00:28:00,376
That is, if he has the
beanbags to go through with it.
517
00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:02,245
Listen to me.
518
00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:05,148
You are making a terrible mistake.
519
00:28:05,182 --> 00:28:08,117
We're talking about a demon deal --
520
00:28:08,152 --> 00:28:09,585
Killing somebody.
521
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,921
This isn't a game.
522
00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:15,758
You're crossing a line
you won't come back from.
523
00:28:15,793 --> 00:28:17,527
Believe me.
524
00:28:21,932 --> 00:28:23,466
What?
525
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,968
Nothing. I-I...
526
00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:29,672
Nora, don't tell me you're
actually listening to this jerk.
527
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:30,673
I don't know.
528
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,241
M-maybe.
529
00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:33,743
I-I mean, what if he has a point?
530
00:28:33,777 --> 00:28:35,611
I don't believe this. First gary, now you.
531
00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:37,413
I can't --
532
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:44,020
You know what?
533
00:28:44,054 --> 00:28:45,354
Fine.
534
00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:47,090
You want something done right...
535
00:28:47,124 --> 00:28:48,257
What, you're gonna --
536
00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:50,660
You're gonna go kill
dean yourself, tough guy?
537
00:28:50,694 --> 00:28:51,994
Don't have to.
538
00:28:52,029 --> 00:28:53,329
I can do this.
539
00:28:54,998 --> 00:28:57,266
N-no. Y-you can't be serious.
540
00:28:57,301 --> 00:28:59,736
I'm calling up one of these bad boys,
541
00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:01,704
Turning these punks over, and getting paid.
542
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:03,439
Dolla, dolla bills, y'all!
543
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:05,508
I-I really don't think
that that's a good idea.
544
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,510
It's not. It's a very, very bad idea.
545
00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:09,445
No one asked you.
546
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,092
You're not sam.
547
00:29:57,728 --> 00:29:58,995
Who the hell are you?
548
00:29:59,029 --> 00:30:01,197
Ow!
549
00:30:01,231 --> 00:30:03,566
Sam: Don't do this. I'm begging you.
550
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,468
Trevor, I think he's right.
551
00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:08,237
Hey, you want to get into vassar, don't you?
552
00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:10,006
Please! Stop!
553
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,073
Attrahendum eos...
554
00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:13,042
You're gonna get us all killed!
555
00:30:13,076 --> 00:30:14,911
...Ad ligandum eos pariter
556
00:30:14,945 --> 00:30:17,847
Eos coram me!
557
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,154
Maybe I said it wrong.
558
00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:27,790
Nora?
559
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,725
No! No, no! Don't touch her!
560
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,726
Nora, you okay?
561
00:30:33,597 --> 00:30:35,298
Oh, yeah.
562
00:30:35,332 --> 00:30:37,400
I'm peachy.
563
00:30:42,378 --> 00:30:44,747
So, what'd you call me here for, skippy?
564
00:30:45,881 --> 00:30:47,515
Unless...
565
00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:50,218
[ gasps ] it's dinnertime?
566
00:30:50,252 --> 00:30:54,088
What? I-I -- n-no.
567
00:30:54,123 --> 00:30:58,092
Uh, we have dean winchester.
568
00:30:58,127 --> 00:30:59,928
You do?
569
00:30:59,962 --> 00:31:01,596
Where?
570
00:31:01,630 --> 00:31:04,465
Trevor, keep your mouth shut.
571
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,303
The cloverleaf motel over on route 6.
572
00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:11,839
Sam?
573
00:31:13,275 --> 00:31:15,710
Is that you in there?
574
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:20,748
[ laughs ]
575
00:31:20,783 --> 00:31:24,652
Well, aren't you just 98 pounds o nothing.
576
00:31:26,155 --> 00:31:27,855
The kid is a moron.
577
00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:30,892
He doesn't have any idea where dean is.
578
00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:32,894
[ laughs ]
579
00:31:32,928 --> 00:31:36,364
So, if sam's in this body,
580
00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:38,733
Who's in sam's?
581
00:31:40,436 --> 00:31:41,936
A dangerous warlock.
582
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,908
Named gary.
583
00:31:46,942 --> 00:31:50,078
You mean to tell me
you've got dean winchester
584
00:31:50,112 --> 00:31:53,348
And sam winchester's meat suit?
585
00:31:55,117 --> 00:31:59,420
An empty vessel just waiting to be filled.
586
00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:02,090
And you're handing them both over to me?
587
00:32:02,124 --> 00:32:04,759
Uh, y-yeah. I guess.
588
00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:06,527
[ chuckles ]
589
00:32:06,562 --> 00:32:08,096
Well...
590
00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,098
I got to hand it to you.
591
00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:13,267
I'm impressed.
592
00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:15,837
Thanks.
593
00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:16,904
Um...
594
00:32:16,939 --> 00:32:21,142
So, if you don't mind my asking...
595
00:32:21,176 --> 00:32:23,478
There's a reward?
596
00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:25,013
Sure.
597
00:32:25,014 --> 00:32:31,486
My...Undying gratitude
598
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,188
[ chuckles ]
599
00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:36,190
What, are you serious?
600
00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:37,492
Be quiet, you idiot!
601
00:32:37,526 --> 00:32:39,494
Consier yourself lucky, kid.
602
00:32:43,065 --> 00:32:45,433
[ sighs ] uh, w-wait minute!
603
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:47,468
We worked our asses off here,
604
00:32:47,503 --> 00:32:50,138
And, uh, I want my reward!
605
00:33:00,215 --> 00:33:02,150
Please [ chuckles ]
606
00:33:03,886 --> 00:33:05,153
Okay.
607
00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:06,687
[ gasps softly ]
608
00:33:06,722 --> 00:33:07,789
I'm sorry.
609
00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:10,324
You're right.
610
00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:12,260
What can I get you?
611
00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:15,830
Well, h-how about a million bucks?
612
00:33:15,864 --> 00:33:18,533
Oh, for god's sake, trevor,
just shut up and run!
613
00:33:18,567 --> 00:33:20,201
A million doesn't buy you much these days.
614
00:33:20,235 --> 00:33:21,669
Why not make it 10?
615
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,037
Okay, $10 mill.
616
00:33:23,072 --> 00:33:24,072
And I want...
617
00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:29,043
...I want mindy schwartz
to fall in love with me.
618
00:33:30,212 --> 00:33:33,514
Love...Money.
619
00:33:33,549 --> 00:33:35,183
[ chuckles ] sticking to the basics.
620
00:33:35,217 --> 00:33:37,885
I can respect that.
621
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,521
But here's my counter.
622
00:33:40,556 --> 00:33:41,756
[ suish ]
623
00:33:43,859 --> 00:33:45,493
[ grunts ]
624
00:33:49,598 --> 00:33:50,865
[ thud ]
625
00:33:56,839 --> 00:33:58,172
Yep.
626
00:33:58,207 --> 00:34:00,475
Tastes like moron.
627
00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:05,847
[ beep ]
628
00:34:05,881 --> 00:34:08,182
Woman's voice: You have 38 messages.
629
00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:09,317
[ beep ]
630
00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:10,785
Sam: This is gonna sound crazy --
631
00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:13,354
Really crazy -- but, um, I think I'm in the
wrong body.
632
00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:14,689
[ chuckles nervously ]
633
00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:17,058
[ beep ]
634
00:34:17,092 --> 00:34:21,629
Dean, the guy right next to you is not
me!
635
00:34:21,663 --> 00:34:23,297
[ beep ]
636
00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:26,634
Dean, check your friggin' voicemail.
Damn it.
637
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,573
All right, pal.
638
00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,642
Either you start talking
or I start waterboarding.
639
00:34:35,676 --> 00:34:37,611
Oh, my god. Please, don't hurt me.
640
00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:39,446
Please! I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!
641
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,581
Okay. Hey, pull it together, champ.
642
00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:43,950
I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
643
00:34:43,985 --> 00:34:45,252
Where's sam?
644
00:34:45,286 --> 00:34:47,721
In my -- my friend's basement.
645
00:34:47,755 --> 00:34:49,222
His parents are out of town.
646
00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:50,223
Parents?
647
00:34:50,258 --> 00:34:51,725
How old are you?
648
00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:53,560
17.
649
00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:54,828
17?
650
00:35:03,371 --> 00:35:04,371
Nora
651
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,042
Not at the moment.
652
00:35:10,311 --> 00:35:12,445
[ grunting ]
653
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,181
[ ropes creaking ]
654
00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:17,017
[ breathing heavily ]
655
00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:19,052
Whew!
656
00:35:21,822 --> 00:35:24,791
[ breathing heavily ]
657
00:35:28,396 --> 00:35:30,764
Damn it!
658
00:35:35,036 --> 00:35:38,838
Boy, you earned your dessert tonight, kiddo.
659
00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:42,842
Tell me -- what is it you want?
660
00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:44,244
Anything.
661
00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:45,779
Anything?
662
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:50,450
Lay it on me.
663
00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:52,485
I want to be a witch.
664
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,554
For real.
665
00:35:54,589 --> 00:35:56,289
And really powerful.
666
00:35:56,324 --> 00:35:57,524
Mm. Good choice.
667
00:35:57,558 --> 00:35:59,960
I get it.
668
00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:04,030
No daddy, no m.I.T.
669
00:36:04,065 --> 00:36:06,199
No plan.
670
00:36:06,234 --> 00:36:08,868
You get to be big and strong,
671
00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,404
And no one can tell you what to do anymore.
672
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:17,244
There's jus one small formality first.
673
00:36:18,879 --> 00:36:21,248
You got to meet the boss.
674
00:36:21,315 --> 00:36:22,816
The boss?
675
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,885
You know -- your satanic majesty,
676
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,255
Or whatever the kids are
calling it these days.
677
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:30,824
The devil?
678
00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:31,925
Mm-hmm.
679
00:36:33,361 --> 00:36:35,095
Uh...No.
680
00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:36,563
O-okay.
681
00:36:36,597 --> 00:36:37,564
Um...
682
00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:38,898
It's okay.
683
00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,268
I...Don't really want to bother him.
684
00:36:41,302 --> 00:36:44,104
Oh, but he's gonna want to meet you.
685
00:36:44,138 --> 00:36:45,872
Relax.
686
00:36:45,906 --> 00:36:47,774
It'll be easy.
687
00:36:47,808 --> 00:36:50,777
He's just gonna ask you one little question,
688
00:36:50,811 --> 00:36:53,179
And all you got to do is say "yes."
689
00:36:54,448 --> 00:37:03,857
And then... You get you reward.
690
00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:06,359
[ grunting ]
691
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:15,568
Exorcizamus te, omnimundus.
692
00:37:16,404 --> 00:37:17,737
What was that?
693
00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:19,773
Uh, n-nothing.
694
00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,442
Were you trying to exorcise me?!
695
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,577
You little piece of crap?!
696
00:37:27,615 --> 00:37:29,449
[ groaning ]
697
00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:31,885
[ straining ] spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas.
698
00:37:34,455 --> 00:37:39,059
Omnis incursio infernalis adversii.
699
00:37:39,093 --> 00:37:40,927
Omnis congregatio.
700
00:37:41,662 --> 00:37:43,596
Et secta diabolica.
701
00:37:43,631 --> 00:37:45,932
Ergo, draco maledicte.
702
00:37:45,966 --> 00:37:50,470
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi
facias libertate servire.
703
00:37:50,504 --> 00:37:51,638
Te rogamus.
704
00:37:51,672 --> 00:37:52,972
Adios, bitch!
705
00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:55,408
Uh, it's "audi nos."
706
00:37:56,477 --> 00:38:01,414
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
707
00:38:02,450 --> 00:38:06,219
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
708
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,928
Gary: Animae domum redeant.
709
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:22,999
Fas atque nefas instauretur.
710
00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:28,805
Potestate et auctoritate, sic fiat.
711
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,944
[ sighs ]
712
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,222
So, w good?
713
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,358
Yeah. We're good.
714
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:50,693
Oh, man, it's nice to be back.
715
00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,996
Yeah. Awesome.
716
00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,365
So...
717
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:57,400
[ clears throat ] gary...
718
00:38:57,434 --> 00:38:59,736
Yeah. I know -- my bad.
719
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,338
"my bad"?
720
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,709
Kid, "my bad" ain't gonna cut it.
721
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:10,213
See, if you were of voting age...
722
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:11,714
You'd be dead.
723
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,650
Because we would kill you.
724
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,220
So either you straighten up and fly right
725
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:18,655
Or wwill kill you.
726
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,191
Are we clear?
727
00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:23,493
Crystal.
728
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,094
Good.
729
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,597
[ thunder rumbles ]
730
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,276
Crap.
731
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,779
Gary, look.
732
00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,381
Take it from someone who knows --
733
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,116
Chin up, man.
734
00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:48,618
Your life ain't that ad.
735
00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,486
Uh, you met my parents.
736
00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:52,288
Yeah. So what? It's your life.
737
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:55,124
You don't like their plan for you,
tell them to cram it.
738
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,193
Rebel a little it.
739
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,797
In a healthy, non-satanic way, of course.
740
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:10,306
By the way, you know why
nora's into witchcraft?
741
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,641
What do you mean?
742
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,777
She doesn't like satan, you moron.
She likes you.
743
00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:16,646
Really?
744
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,681
You -- you think?
745
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:19,716
Ah. I know.
746
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,784
I'm telling you, kid --
747
00:40:21,819 --> 00:40:23,486
I wish I had your life.
748
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,588
You do?
749
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:26,889
Thanks.
750
00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:30,293
Get out of here.
751
00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:36,032
[ sighs ]
752
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,637
That was a nice thing to say.
753
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,375
I totally lied.
754
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,710
That kid's life sucked ass.
755
00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:53,316
[ sighs
756
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,518
[ car door closes ]
757
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:02,892
All that apple-pie,
family crap? It's stressful.
758
00:41:02,926 --> 00:41:05,395
Trust me -- we didn't miss a damn thing.
759
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:08,131
Or we don't know what we're missing.
760
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:11,434
[ engine turns over ]
761
00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:13,670
[ "rock 'n' roll never
forgets" plays loudly ]
762
00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:15,271
Hey, come on, man. Turn it down.
763
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,242
[ volume decreases ]
764
00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:20,576
Welcome back, kotter.
765
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,078
* come back, baby *
766
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:26,816
* rock 'n' roll never forgets *
767
00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:28,685
* said you can come back, baby *
768
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:33,156
* rock 'n' roll never forgets *
769
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:35,158
* oh, come back, baby *