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sam: lilith was
the final seal.
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I killed her,
and i set lucifer free.
3
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You sons of bitches
jump-started judgment day!
4
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It's apocalypse now.
5
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Raphael,
where is he?
6
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God?
he's dead, castiel.
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Nick: you know who i am.
sam: lucifer.
8
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You're the one, sam.
you're my true vessel.
that'll never happen.
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you're
the michael sword.
10
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What do you mean,
i'm the sword?
you're
michael's weapon.
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i'm a vessel?
you're the vessel.
12
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Aaah!
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Bobby: you got a trickster
on your hands.
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So, what is it --
spirit, demon?
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More like demigod.
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They're immortal,
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And they can create things
out of thin air,
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Usually with a sense of humor --
deadly pranks.
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Okay, another thing
bobby mentioned
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Was that these suckers
have a real sweet tooth.
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Sam:
so this is fun for you?
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Killing dean
over and over again?
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Sam, there's a lesson here.
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What lesson?
dean's your weakness.
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The bad guys know it, too.
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He's gonna be the death
of you, sam.
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dean: "supernatural" is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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I'm gonna need
a bigger mouth.
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[ canned laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Hey, there, sam.
what's happening?
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Oh, nothing.
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Um...
just the end of the world.
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[ canned laughter ]
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You're gonna need
a bigger mouth.
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[ canned laughter ]
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Hey, uh...have you done
your research yet?
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Oh, yeah.
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All kinds of research.
all night.
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Yeah? huh.
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[ audience oohs, wolf-whistles ]
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Oh, dean...
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...we have some more "research"
to do.
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[ audience oohs ]
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Dean...
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[ canned laughter ]
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Son of a bitch!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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[ mid-tempo piano music plays ]
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?town to town ?
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?two-lane roads ?
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?the family biz ?
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?two huntin' bros ?
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?livin' the lie ?
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?just to get by-y-y-y ?
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?as long
as we're movin' forward ?
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?there's nothin' we can't do ?
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?together, we'll face the day ?
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?you and i won't run away ?
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?when the demons
come out to pla-a-y ?
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?together, we'll face the day ?
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[ anya marina's
"move you" plays ]
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[ elevator bell dings,
doors open ]
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?bending spoons with my mind ?
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?manifesting men of all kinds ?
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?in my spare time ?
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?but, oh,
how i struggled... ?
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[ breathing heavily ]
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dr. piccolo: doctor...
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What are you watching?
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It's a hospital show.
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"dr. sexy, m.d."
i think it's based on a book.
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[ chuckles ]
when did you hit menopause?
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It's called
channel-surfing.
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You ready?
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Are you?
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One more time --
the f.b.i. is here why, exactly?
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Well, it might have
something to do
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With one of your locals
getting his head ripped off.
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Bill randolph died
from a bear attack.
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How sure are you
that it was a bear?
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What else would it be?
84
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Well, whatever it was,
85
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It chased mr. randolph
through the woods,
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Smashed through his front door,
followed him up the stairs,
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And killed him
in his bedroom.
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Is that common --
a bear doing all that?
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Depends how pissed off it is,
i guess.
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Look, the randolphs lived
way up in high country.
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You got trout runs
that'll make a grown man weep...
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And bears.
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Right.
now, what about mrs. randolph?
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The file says
she saw the whole thing.
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Yes, she did. my heart goes out
to that poor woman.
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She said bear?
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Kathy randolph went through
a hell of a trauma.
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She's confused.
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What did she say?
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Kathy: no.
i-it must have been a bear.
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I-i mean,
what else could it have been?
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Mrs. randolph...
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What did you think it was?
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[ sighs ]
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No.
i-i remember clearly now.
106
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It was definitely
a bear.
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We're sure it was.
108
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But see, it -- it helps us
to hear, uh, every angle.
109
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So, just tell us
what you thought you saw.
110
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Well, it's impossible,
but...
111
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...i could have sworn
i saw...
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...the incredible hulk.
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The incredible hulk.
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I told you.
it's crazy.
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You, um...
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Bana or norton?
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Oh, no.
those movies were terrible.
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The tv hulk.
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Lou ferrigno?
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Yes.
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Spiky-hair
lou ferrigno?
yes.
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Huh.
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Oh, you think
i'm crazy.
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No.
uh...
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No, i-it's just --
is --
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Is there, uh...
127
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Would there be any reason
128
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That lou ferrigno,
the incredible hulk,
129
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Um, would have a grudge
against your husband?
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No.
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No.
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[ door opens ]
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Hey.
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Find anything?
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Well, uh,
i saw the house.
136
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And?
137
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And there is
a giant 8-foot-wide hole
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Where the front door
used to be.
139
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Almost like...
a hulk-sized hole.
140
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Maybe.
what do you got?
141
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Well, it turns out
that bill randolph
had quite the temper.
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Uh, he's got two counts
of spousal battery, bar brawls,
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And court-ordered
anger-management sessions.
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You might say you wouldn't
like him when he's angry.
145
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[ chuckles ]
146
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So, a hothead getting killed
by tv's greatest hothead.
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Kind of sounds like
just deserts, doesn't it?
[ chuckles ]
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[ chuckles ]
it's all starting to make sense.
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How is it
starting to make sense?
150
00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:07,393
Well, i found something else
at the crime scene.
151
00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,196
Candy wrappers.
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Lots of 'em.
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Just deserts,
sweet tooth,
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Screwing with people
before you kill them.
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We're dealing with
the trickster, aren't we?
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Sure looks like.
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Good.
158
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Been wanting to gank that mother
since mystery spot.
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You sure?
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Yeah, i'm sure.
161
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No, i mean, are you sure
you want to kill him?
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Son of a bitch didn't
think twice about icing me --
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A thousand times.
no. i know.
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I-i mean,
i'm just saying.
what are you saying?
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If you don't want to kill him,
then what?
166
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Talk to him.
what?
167
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Look,
think about it, dean.
168
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He's one of the most powerful
creatures we've ever met.
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Maybe we can use him.
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For what?
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Okay, trickster's like a --
like a hugh hefner type, right?
172
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,148
Wine, women, song.
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00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,350
Maybe he doesn't want
the party to end.
174
00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:07,120
I mean, maybe he hates
this "angels and demons"
stuff as much as we do.
175
00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,654
Maybe he'll help us.
176
00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,856
You're serious?
yeah.
177
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Ally with the trickster?
178
00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:14,127
Yeah.
179
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A bloody,
violent monster...
180
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,533
And you want to be
facebook friends with him?
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Nice, sammy.
182
00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,170
The world is gonna end,
dean.
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00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,172
We don't have the luxury
of a moral stand.
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I'm just saying,
it's worth a shot. that's all.
185
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If it doesn't work...
we'll kill him.
186
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[ sighs ]
187
00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,849
How we gonna find the guy,
anyway?
188
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Well, he never takes
just one victim, right?
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He'll show.
190
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[ feedback ]
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man: uh, dispatch?
i got a possible 187
192
00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:54,500
out here at the old paper mill
on route 6.
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Sam: hey.
194
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walt: roger that.
195
00:08:55,938 --> 00:08:56,939
what are you looking at,
son?
196
00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:59,474
honestly, walt,
i wouldn't even know
197
00:08:59,508 --> 00:09:01,109
how to begin to describe
what i'm seeing.
198
00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:03,579
just, um,
send everybody.
199
00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,580
Alright, stay calm, stay by your car.
200
00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:06,581
Help's on your way.
201
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,547
That sounds weird.
202
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,883
Weird enough
to be our guy?
203
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,093
There was
a murder here...
204
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,962
And there's no police cars --
there's nobody.
205
00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:25,331
How does that look
to you?
206
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,133
Crappy.
207
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,152
[ anya marina's
"not a through street" plays ]
208
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,954
What the hell?
209
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,957
Doctor.
210
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,492
Doctor.
211
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,328
"doctor"?
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00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,263
?...of those years ?
213
00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,032
?kind of strange ?
214
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,801
?kind of sad, considering... ?
215
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,837
[ breathes deeply ]
216
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,404
?...the tears... ?
217
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,207
Doctor.
218
00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:09,208
Ow!
219
00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,643
Seriously?
what?
220
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,379
Seriously, you're brilliant,
you know that?
221
00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:16,082
And a coward.
you're a brilliant coward.
222
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,684
Uh, what are you
talking about?
223
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,455
As if you don't know.
224
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,225
I don't believe this.
225
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,994
What?
226
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,728
That was dr. piccolo.
227
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,696
Who?
228
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,898
Dr. ellen piccolo.
229
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:37,803
The sexy-yet-earnest doctor
at...
230
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,142
...seattle mercy hospital.
231
00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:45,578
Uh, dean...
232
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,014
What the hell
are you talking about?
233
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,084
The doctor getups.
the -- the -- the sexy interns.
234
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,686
The "seriouslys."
it all makes sense.
235
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,288
What makes sense?
what's going on?
236
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,790
We're in
"dr. sexy, m.d."
237
00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:10,390
Dude,
what the hell?
i don't know.
238
00:11:10,424 --> 00:11:12,825
No, seriously.
what the hell?
i don't know.
239
00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,227
One theory.
any theory.
240
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:16,563
Uh, the trickster trapped us
in tv land.
241
00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:18,631
That's your theory?
that's stupid.
242
00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:21,401
You're the one who said
we're on "dr. sexy, m.d."
243
00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:23,035
Yeah, but tv land
isn't tv land.
244
00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:25,505
I mean, there's actors
a-and lights and crew members.
245
00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:27,574
You know?
this looks real.
it can't be.
246
00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,309
Dean, how can this
possibly be real?
247
00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:32,312
I don't know.
all right?
248
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,780
Oh, but there goes
dr. wang,
249
00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:38,751
The sexy-but-arrogant
heart surgeon.
250
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,721
And there's johnny drake.
251
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:45,291
Oh, he's not even alive.
he's a ghost in the mind of...
252
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,364
...of her, the sexy-but-neurotic
doctor over there.
253
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:56,703
so, this show has ghosts?
[ scoffs ] why?
254
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,571
i don't know.
it is compelling.
255
00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:00,673
I thought you said
you aren't a fan.
256
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,809
i'm not.
i'm not.
257
00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,380
Oh, boy.
258
00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:09,616
What?
259
00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:11,351
It's him.
who?
260
00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,757
It's him.
it's dr. sexy.
261
00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:21,694
Doctor.
262
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:23,563
Doctor.
263
00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:24,897
Doctor.
264
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,799
woman on p.a.:
paging dr. stateman.
265
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,867
dr. stateman, please.
266
00:12:27,901 --> 00:12:28,934
Doctor.
267
00:12:28,969 --> 00:12:31,771
You want to give me
one good reason
268
00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,806
Why you defied
my direct order
269
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,176
To do the experimental
face transplant on mrs. beale?
270
00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:41,381
One reason?
271
00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:42,615
Hmm?
272
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:45,951
Sure.
[ clears throat ]
273
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,760
You're not dr. sexy.
274
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:54,761
You're crazy.
275
00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:56,296
Really?
276
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,499
'cause i swore
part of what makes dr. sexy sexy
277
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,967
Is the fact
that he wears cowboys boots...
278
00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:03,303
Not tennis shoes.
279
00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:05,004
Yeah, you're not a fan.
280
00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:07,106
It's a guilty pleasure.
281
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,775
Call security.
282
00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:12,645
Yeah, go ahead, pal.
see, we know what you are.
283
00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:22,655
You guys
are getting better.
284
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,457
Get us
the hell out of here.
285
00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:26,693
Or what?
286
00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:30,830
Don't see your wooden stakes,
big guy.
287
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:34,200
That was you on the police
scanner, right? this is a trick.
288
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,369
Hello-o-o?
289
00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:38,103
Trickster?
290
00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:40,773
Come on! i heard
you two yahoos were in town.
291
00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,008
How could i resist?
where the hell are we?
292
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:46,212
You like it?
it's all homemade.
293
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:50,182
My own sets,
my own actors.
294
00:13:50,217 --> 00:13:53,118
Call it
my own little idiot box.
295
00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:54,454
How do we get out?
296
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,490
That, my friend,
is the $64 question.
297
00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:58,991
Sam: whatever.
we just --
298
00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:01,026
We need to talk to you.
we need your help.
299
00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:03,996
Hmm.
300
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,331
Let me guess.
301
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,000
You two muttonheads
broke the world,
302
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,570
And you want me
to sweep up your mess?
303
00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,104
Please.
304
00:14:12,138 --> 00:14:14,674
Just five minutes.
hear us out.
305
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,377
Sure.
tell you what.
306
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,980
Survive the 24 next hours,
we'll talk.
307
00:14:21,014 --> 00:14:22,248
Survive what?
308
00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:24,250
The game.
309
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,085
What game?
310
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:27,453
You're in it.
311
00:14:29,122 --> 00:14:30,256
How do we play?
312
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,091
You're playing it.
313
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,993
What are the rules?
314
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,966
Oh, son of a bitch.
315
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:43,969
Dr. sexy?
316
00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:47,373
Dr. sexy?
317
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,542
[ sighs ]
318
00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:50,943
[ beep ]
319
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,913
paging dr. sexy.
report to the e.r.
320
00:14:53,947 --> 00:14:56,315
Oh, by the way --
talking with monsters?
321
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:57,316
Hell of a plan.
322
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,985
Just...
what do we do now?
323
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,188
You know what i'm doing?
leaving.
324
00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:05,291
Lady...
what the hell?
325
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:08,461
You are
a brilliant, brilliant --
326
00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:10,463
Yeah, a coward.
you already said that.
327
00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:12,197
But i got news for you.
328
00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:14,133
I am not a doctor.
329
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,536
[ renee stahl's
"something real" plays ]
330
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,937
Don't say that.
331
00:15:17,971 --> 00:15:21,641
You are the finest
cerebrovascular neurosurgeon
332
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:25,077
I have ever met...
and i have met plenty.
333
00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,279
So that girl died
on your table.
334
00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:30,583
It wasn't your fault.
it wasn't anybody's fault.
335
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:33,052
Sometimes people just die.
336
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:37,289
I have no idea
what you're saying to me.
337
00:15:37,324 --> 00:15:40,159
You're afraid.
338
00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:44,964
You're afraid to operate again,
and you're afraid to love.
339
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:48,601
?...you hear me calling? ?
340
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:51,604
Yeah,
we're getting out of here.
341
00:15:51,638 --> 00:15:52,872
Hey, doctor.
342
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:54,073
Yes?
343
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:56,676
My wife needs
that face transplant.
344
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,244
Okay.
you know what, pal?
345
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:00,580
None of this is real,
okay?
346
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:03,315
And your wife
doesn't need jack squat.
347
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,684
Okay?
348
00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:09,088
?...thought i
could almost see... ?
349
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:11,090
Hey, doctor.
350
00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:12,625
Ugh!
351
00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:15,027
?...something real... ?
352
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,796
Real!
it's real!
353
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,930
No, no, no.
ohh!
354
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:21,400
No, no, no, no, no!
hey! we need a doctor!
355
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:25,471
?...real ?
356
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,772
[ monitor beeps ]
357
00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:33,813
?disappears before
you see the signs ?
358
00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:34,881
?the end is... ?
359
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:37,149
B.p. is 80 over 50...
and dropping.
360
00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:44,757
Doctor?
361
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,628
What?
362
00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:53,833
?...disappears before
i saw the sign... ?
363
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,068
Sam, do something.
come on.
364
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,071
I don't know how to use
any of this crap.
365
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,205
Figure it out!
366
00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:07,013
Sam!
come on. i'm waiting.
367
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:10,516
Okay, um, i need a...
368
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,086
Penknife,
some dental floss,
369
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,924
A sewing needle,
and a fifth of whiskey.
370
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,526
[ r&b music plays ]
371
00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,463
Stat!
372
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:33,238
?i'm livin' my life
for somethin' worthy... ?
373
00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:35,340
We okay?
how's it looking?
374
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,209
Yep. you'll be fine.
375
00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:38,210
?...to me ?
376
00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:42,181
?i love to see you happy ?
377
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:45,585
?you embrace ?
378
00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:48,287
?the essence ?
379
00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:51,891
?of a soul
that must have been sent here ?
380
00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:53,759
?straight from heaven ?
381
00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:54,827
?you ?
382
00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:56,028
?taught me... ?
383
00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:58,564
[ clanging, indistinct voices,
music fades ]
384
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:03,035
[ indistinct conversations
in japanese ]
385
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,971
[ cheers and applause ]
386
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:07,106
[ cheers and applause
intensify ]
387
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,742
[ speaking japanese ]
388
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:13,879
Let's play "nut-cracker"!
389
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:16,181
[ applause ]
390
00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,492
[ speaking japanese ]
391
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:29,095
Sam winchester...
392
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:31,130
[ speaking japanese ]
393
00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:37,803
Countdown.
394
00:18:37,838 --> 00:18:38,938
What?
395
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,205
Uh...
396
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,374
what am i
supposed to say?
you think i know?
397
00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:45,511
Uh, i-i don't -- i don't
understand, uh, japanese.
398
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,748
[ speaking japanese ]
399
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:54,586
[ chuckles ]
is he screwing with me?
400
00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,422
I-i-i-i-i can't speak
japane--
401
00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:58,791
[ alarm sounds ]
402
00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:00,359
[ groans ]
403
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:03,763
[ speaking japanese ]
404
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,865
Ruby.
405
00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:08,000
[ audience groans ]
406
00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:10,269
I'm sorry, sam winchester.
407
00:19:10,303 --> 00:19:12,738
Sorry?
sorry for what?
408
00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:14,473
[ laughter ]
dean.
409
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,710
Ohhh!
410
00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:20,980
Whoa!
"nut-cracker"!
411
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,247
[ groaning ]
412
00:19:25,652 --> 00:19:29,889
Whoa!
"nut-cracker"!
413
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:32,224
[ groans ]
414
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,693
Sam?
415
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,027
[ groaning ]
yeah?!
416
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:37,262
Hello, chikato-san?
417
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:40,132
Hai?
418
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,168
[ speaking japanese ]
419
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,771
[ speaking japanese ]
420
00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:49,108
You okay?
421
00:19:56,817 --> 00:20:00,019
[ banging ]
422
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:01,187
Now what?
423
00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:04,090
Cass?
424
00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:05,490
[ grunts ]
425
00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:06,726
Is this
another trick?
426
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,528
It's me.
uh, what are you doing here?
427
00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:10,696
us?
what are you doing here?
428
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,865
Looking for you.
you've been missing for days.
429
00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:14,366
Get us the hell out of here,
then.
430
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,202
[ audience groans ]
let's go.
431
00:20:16,236 --> 00:20:18,104
Cass.
432
00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:21,506
No, no, no, no.
433
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:26,411
Mr. trickster does not like
pretty-boy angels.
434
00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:28,547
[ speaking japanese ]
435
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,283
Hmm?
436
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:35,755
[ speaking japanese ]
437
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:39,925
Dean winchester...
438
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,961
[ speaking japanese ]
439
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,533
Countdown.
440
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,302
What do i do? what do i do?
i don't want to get hit
in the nuts.
441
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,071
I-i know.
uh, uh...
442
00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:54,573
J-just, um...
wait.
what?!
443
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,941
I played a doctor.
what?!
444
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:59,245
In -- in "dr. sexy."
i played a doctor. i operated.
so?
445
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:00,946
So, i played the role
the trickster wanted me to play.
446
00:21:00,981 --> 00:21:02,581
M-maybe we just
have to go along with it.
447
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:05,151
Go along with what?
with the game. i mean,
we're on a game show, right?
448
00:21:05,185 --> 00:21:06,451
So, just answer
the question.
449
00:21:06,486 --> 00:21:07,653
In japanese?
yeah.
450
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:08,888
I don't know japanese!
try!
451
00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:13,659
Damn it!
[ siren blares ]
452
00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:14,693
[ applause ]
453
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:22,234
[ speaking japanese ]
454
00:21:22,269 --> 00:21:25,004
[ audience murmurs ]
455
00:21:25,038 --> 00:21:26,305
[ speaking japanese ]
456
00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,309
[ speaking japanese ]
457
00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:35,681
[ shouting in japanese ]
458
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:41,120
Dean winchester --
"nut-cracker" champion!
459
00:21:41,154 --> 00:21:42,754
How did you do that!
460
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:44,123
I have no idea.
461
00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:45,424
So, that's it.
462
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,260
We play our roles,
we survive.
463
00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:50,662
Yeah. play our roles
for how long?
464
00:21:50,697 --> 00:21:52,431
Good question.
465
00:21:59,439 --> 00:22:01,773
[ soothing music plays ]
466
00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:08,280
I've got genital herpes.
467
00:22:08,315 --> 00:22:10,649
I've got genital herpes.
468
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,987
Seriously?
469
00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:17,890
Hey, you're the one
who said play our roles.
470
00:22:17,924 --> 00:22:20,059
So, uh...
yeah. right.
471
00:22:22,662 --> 00:22:25,564
[ haltingly ]
i've got genital herpes.
472
00:22:25,598 --> 00:22:27,466
I tried to be responsible.
473
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,535
Did i try.
474
00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:34,907
But now i take
twice-daily herpexia
475
00:22:34,941 --> 00:22:37,709
To reduce my chances
of passing it on.
476
00:22:37,744 --> 00:22:39,778
Ask your doctor
about using herpexia.
477
00:22:39,812 --> 00:22:42,147
dean: patients should always
consult with a physician
478
00:22:42,182 --> 00:22:44,049
before using herpexia.
479
00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:45,584
possible side effects include
480
00:22:45,618 --> 00:22:47,887
headache, diarrhea,
permanent erectile dysfunction,
481
00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:49,621
thoughts of suicide,
and nausea.
482
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,893
I am doing all i can
483
00:22:53,927 --> 00:22:57,329
To slightly lessen
the spread of --
484
00:22:57,364 --> 00:23:01,767
Of...genital herpes.
485
00:23:01,801 --> 00:23:04,103
And that's a good thing.
486
00:23:10,804 --> 00:23:12,604
We now return to Supernatural.
487
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,622
son of a bitch!
488
00:23:15,656 --> 00:23:19,791
[ canned laughter ]
489
00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:23,829
I am really, really
very sorry,
490
00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,731
But...
[ clears throat ]
491
00:23:25,765 --> 00:23:28,299
...we've got
some work to do.
492
00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:30,536
but we
did do work....
493
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,037
In depth.
494
00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:35,140
[ audience cheers, shouts ]
495
00:23:36,643 --> 00:23:39,477
[ canned laughter ]
496
00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:41,179
[ cheers and applause ]
497
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,749
How long do we
have to keep doing this?
498
00:23:45,652 --> 00:23:46,852
I don't know.
499
00:23:46,886 --> 00:23:49,154
[ cheers and applause
continue ]
500
00:23:49,188 --> 00:23:50,789
Maybe forever?
501
00:23:50,823 --> 00:23:52,390
[ canned laughter ]
502
00:23:52,425 --> 00:23:53,926
We might die in here.
503
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,393
[ canned laughter ]
504
00:23:55,428 --> 00:23:57,629
How is that funny?
505
00:23:57,664 --> 00:23:58,664
Vultures.
506
00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:02,668
[ cheers and applause ]
you okay?
507
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,469
I don't have
much time.
what happened?
508
00:24:04,503 --> 00:24:06,738
I got out.
from where?
509
00:24:06,773 --> 00:24:08,707
Listen to me.
something is not right.
510
00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:10,676
This thing is much more powerful
than it should be.
511
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,578
What thing --
the trickster?
if it is
a trickster.
512
00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:13,679
What do you mean?
513
00:24:14,781 --> 00:24:16,381
[ audience gasps ]
514
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,883
Hello!
515
00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:20,819
[ cheers and applause ]
thank you!
516
00:24:20,853 --> 00:24:22,654
Thank you.
517
00:24:22,689 --> 00:24:23,989
Stop.
518
00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:25,891
[ applause stops ]
519
00:24:25,925 --> 00:24:27,292
Hi, castiel.
520
00:24:30,563 --> 00:24:32,731
You know him?
where did you
just send him?
521
00:24:32,765 --> 00:24:35,200
Relax.
he'll live.
522
00:24:35,234 --> 00:24:36,702
Maybe.
523
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,169
[ canned laughter ]
524
00:24:38,204 --> 00:24:42,273
I'm done with the monkey dance,
okay? we get it.
525
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:45,077
Yeah?
get what, hotshot?
526
00:24:45,111 --> 00:24:47,946
Playing our roles, right?
that's your game?
527
00:24:47,981 --> 00:24:50,048
That's half the game.
what's the other half?
528
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,050
Play your roles
out there.
529
00:24:52,085 --> 00:24:53,585
What's that
supposed to mean?
530
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:56,688
You know --
sam, starring as lucifer.
531
00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:59,224
Dean,
starring as michael.
532
00:24:59,258 --> 00:25:03,361
Your celebrity deathmatch.
play your roles.
533
00:25:03,395 --> 00:25:05,764
You want us to say yes
to those sons of bitches?
534
00:25:05,798 --> 00:25:08,533
Hells, yeah.
let's light this candle!
535
00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:10,702
We do that,
the world will end.
536
00:25:10,737 --> 00:25:15,573
Yeah?
and whose fault is that?
537
00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:19,511
Who popped lucifer
out of the box, hmm?
538
00:25:19,545 --> 00:25:23,248
Look, it's started.
you started it.
539
00:25:23,282 --> 00:25:26,685
It can't be stopped.
so, let's get it over with.
540
00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:31,422
Heaven or hell --
which side you on?
541
00:25:31,457 --> 00:25:33,424
I'm not on either side.
542
00:25:33,459 --> 00:25:34,660
Yeah, right.
543
00:25:34,694 --> 00:25:37,129
You're grabbing ankle
for michael or lucifer.
544
00:25:37,163 --> 00:25:39,931
Which one is it?
545
00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:42,834
You listen to me,
you arrogant dick.
546
00:25:42,869 --> 00:25:46,672
I don't work for either
of those s.o.b.s, believe me.
547
00:25:46,706 --> 00:25:49,607
Hmm.
oh, you're somebody's bitch.
548
00:25:52,545 --> 00:25:56,982
Don't you ever, ever presume
to know what i am.
549
00:26:04,157 --> 00:26:05,957
Now, listen very closely.
550
00:26:05,992 --> 00:26:07,826
Here's what's gonna happen.
551
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:11,462
You're gonna suck it up,
accept your responsibilities,
552
00:26:11,497 --> 00:26:14,866
And play the roles that
destiny has chosen for you.
553
00:26:14,901 --> 00:26:16,334
And if we don't?
554
00:26:20,272 --> 00:26:23,208
Then you'll stay here
in tv land...
555
00:26:23,242 --> 00:26:24,242
Forever.
556
00:26:28,014 --> 00:26:31,183
300 channels and, uh,
nothing's on.
557
00:26:31,217 --> 00:26:32,784
[ camera shutter clicking ]
558
00:26:32,819 --> 00:26:36,287
[ indistinct radio chatter,
indistinct talking ]
559
00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:38,323
[ dramatic music plays ]
560
00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,931
[ siren wails in distance ]
561
00:26:51,204 --> 00:26:53,205
Oh, come on.
562
00:26:53,239 --> 00:26:54,472
What do you think?
563
00:26:54,506 --> 00:26:56,208
What do i think?
564
00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:58,210
I think go screw yourself,
that's what i think.
565
00:26:58,244 --> 00:27:00,178
Uh, can you give us a sec,
please?
566
00:27:00,213 --> 00:27:01,947
Thanks.
567
00:27:01,981 --> 00:27:04,182
You got to calm down.
calm down?
568
00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:05,984
I am wearing sunglasses
at night.
569
00:27:06,018 --> 00:27:08,319
You know who does that?
no-talent douche bags.
570
00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:10,055
I hate this game.
571
00:27:10,089 --> 00:27:12,323
I hate that
we're in a procedural cop show.
572
00:27:12,358 --> 00:27:13,625
And you want to know why?
573
00:27:13,659 --> 00:27:15,560
Because i hate
procedural cop shows!
574
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:18,263
There's like 300 of them
on television. they're
all the freakin' same.
575
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:21,366
It's, "ooh, a plane
crashed here." oh, shut up!
576
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,734
Hey.
what?
577
00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:26,004
Check out sweet tooth
over there.
578
00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:32,177
Think that's him?
579
00:27:32,211 --> 00:27:34,746
Just, uh,
follow my lead.
580
00:27:34,781 --> 00:27:37,916
[ the who's
"won't get fooled again" plays ]
581
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,551
?yeah! ?
582
00:27:51,530 --> 00:27:53,531
You, uh, you okay?
583
00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:55,500
[ gravelly voice ]
yeah.
584
00:27:55,534 --> 00:27:56,868
What do we got?
585
00:27:58,304 --> 00:28:01,940
Well, aside from the ligature
marks around his neck,
586
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:03,641
He has what appears to be
587
00:28:03,676 --> 00:28:06,611
A roll of quarters
jammed down his throat.
588
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:12,550
[ gravelly voice ]
well, i say...
589
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:13,751
Jackpot.
590
00:28:13,786 --> 00:28:14,953
Hmm.
591
00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:16,788
Also...
592
00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:19,557
There was a stab wound
to the lower abdomen there.
593
00:28:19,591 --> 00:28:21,592
[ indistinct radio chatter ]
594
00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,203
Well, i say...
595
00:28:33,105 --> 00:28:35,140
...no guts, no glory.
596
00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,308
[ chuckles ]
597
00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:39,711
Get that guy a...
598
00:28:39,745 --> 00:28:41,313
Tums.
599
00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:42,480
[ chuckles ]
600
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:45,984
Gutter ball.
601
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,119
[ laughs ]
602
00:28:48,154 --> 00:28:49,787
That's a good one, guys.
603
00:28:54,327 --> 00:28:55,560
[ groans ]
604
00:28:56,495 --> 00:28:57,662
[ gags ]
605
00:29:09,575 --> 00:29:11,442
[ man laughs ]
606
00:29:17,149 --> 00:29:19,251
Ha ha!
607
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:20,886
You got the wrong guy,
idiot.
608
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,487
Did we?
609
00:29:52,901 --> 00:29:54,369
I'm worried, man --
610
00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:56,670
What that s.o.b. did to cass.
611
00:29:56,705 --> 00:29:58,539
You know, where is he?
612
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:01,509
Sam?
613
00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:06,547
Where are you?
614
00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:11,285
It's sam.
leave me a message.
615
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,889
[ beep ]
sam, it's me.
616
00:30:14,923 --> 00:30:17,925
Where the hell did you go?
617
00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:19,394
sam: dean?
618
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:24,165
Sam?
619
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,167
Where are you?
620
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,036
i don't know.
621
00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:29,537
oh, crap.
622
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:32,407
i don't think we killed
the trickster.
623
00:30:34,576 --> 00:30:36,744
[ "knight rider" theme plays ]
624
00:30:52,861 --> 00:30:53,861
[ music stops ]
625
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,430
Okay, stake didn't work.
626
00:30:55,464 --> 00:30:58,099
so, what?
this another trick?
i don't know.
627
00:30:58,133 --> 00:31:00,601
maybe the stake didn't work
because it's not a trickster.
628
00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:03,104
what do you mean?
i mean, you heard cass.
629
00:31:03,138 --> 00:31:05,440
he said this thing was
too powerful to be a trickster.
630
00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:07,442
Yeah, and did you notice
the way he looked at cass?
631
00:31:07,476 --> 00:31:08,642
Almost like he knew him.
632
00:31:08,677 --> 00:31:10,078
and how pissed he got
633
00:31:10,112 --> 00:31:12,780
when you brought up
michael and lucifer.
634
00:31:12,814 --> 00:31:14,882
son of a bitch.
what?
635
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:17,318
I think i know
what we're dealing with.
636
00:31:17,352 --> 00:31:19,920
[ "knight rider" theme resumes ]
637
00:31:27,729 --> 00:31:28,796
[ music stops ]
638
00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:30,398
dean?
what?
639
00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:33,367
that, um,
feels really uncomfortable.
640
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,904
ow.
641
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,440
you sure this is gonna work?
642
00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:41,309
No, but i have no other ideas.
643
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:50,151
All right, you son of a bitch!
644
00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:51,885
Uncle!
645
00:31:53,855 --> 00:31:56,957
We'll do it!
646
00:31:56,992 --> 00:31:58,159
should i honk?
647
00:31:59,495 --> 00:32:01,262
Wow.
648
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:04,132
Sam, get a load
of the rims on you.
649
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,501
eat me.
650
00:32:06,535 --> 00:32:11,139
Okay, boys,
ready to go quietly?
651
00:32:11,173 --> 00:32:13,541
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
not so fast.
652
00:32:13,575 --> 00:32:16,210
Nobody's going anywhere
until sam has opposable thumbs.
653
00:32:16,245 --> 00:32:17,478
What's the difference?
654
00:32:17,513 --> 00:32:20,114
Satan's gonna ride his ass
one way or another.
655
00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:34,462
Happy?
[ car door closes ]
656
00:32:35,564 --> 00:32:38,866
Tell me one thing.
why didn't the stake kill you?
657
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,769
i am the trickster.
658
00:32:41,803 --> 00:32:43,538
[ lighter clicks ]
but maybe you're not.
659
00:32:50,744 --> 00:32:52,680
Maybe you've always been
an angel.
660
00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:54,649
[ laughs ]
661
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,617
A what?!
662
00:32:56,652 --> 00:32:59,253
Somebody slip a mickey
in your power shake, kid?
663
00:32:59,288 --> 00:33:00,821
I'll tell you what.
664
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:03,457
You just jump out
of the holy fire,
665
00:33:03,492 --> 00:33:05,959
And we'll call it
our mistake.
666
00:33:05,994 --> 00:33:08,229
[ chuckles ]
667
00:33:18,173 --> 00:33:22,076
Well played, boys.
well played.
668
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,846
Where'd you get
the holy oil?
669
00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:28,183
Oh, you might say
we pulled it out of sam's ass.
670
00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:32,653
Where'd i screw up?
671
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:34,021
You didn't.
672
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,956
But nobody gets the jump on cass
like you did.
673
00:33:35,991 --> 00:33:38,559
Mostly, it was the way
you talked about armageddon.
674
00:33:38,593 --> 00:33:40,460
Meaning?
675
00:33:40,495 --> 00:33:42,763
Well, call it
personal experience.
676
00:33:42,797 --> 00:33:44,231
Nobody gets that angry
677
00:33:44,265 --> 00:33:47,234
Unless they're talking
about their own family.
678
00:33:49,337 --> 00:33:53,206
So, which one are you?
grumpy, sneezy, or douchey?
679
00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:59,847
Gabriel, okay?
680
00:33:59,881 --> 00:34:02,049
They call me gabriel.
681
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,485
Gabriel?
the archangel?
682
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,088
Guilty.
683
00:34:08,122 --> 00:34:11,725
Okay, gabriel. how does
an archangel become a trickster?
684
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,762
My own private
witness protection.
685
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:18,666
I skipped out of heaven,
had a face transplant,
686
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,769
Carved out my own little corner
of the world...
687
00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:23,971
Till you two
screwed it all up.
688
00:34:24,005 --> 00:34:26,574
And what did daddy say
when you ran off and
joined the pagans?
689
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:29,743
Daddy doesn't say anything
about anything.
690
00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,912
Then what happened?
why'd you ditch?
691
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,414
Well, do you blame him?
692
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:36,450
I mean, his brothers
are heavyweight douche-nozzles.
693
00:34:36,484 --> 00:34:37,751
Shut your cake hole.
694
00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:40,821
You don't know anything
about my family.
695
00:34:40,855 --> 00:34:45,960
I loved my father,
my brothers -- loved them.
696
00:34:45,994 --> 00:34:48,161
But watching them
turn on each other?
697
00:34:48,196 --> 00:34:49,797
Tear at
each other's throats?
698
00:34:49,831 --> 00:34:53,033
I couldn't bear it,
okay?!
699
00:34:53,068 --> 00:34:54,935
So i left.
700
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:58,538
And now it's happening
all over again.
701
00:34:58,573 --> 00:34:59,773
Then help us stop it.
702
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:02,442
It can't be stopped.
703
00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:04,511
You want to see
the end of the world?
704
00:35:04,545 --> 00:35:06,146
I want it to be over!
705
00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:07,681
I have to sit back
706
00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:10,951
And watch my own brothers kill
each other, thanks to you two!
707
00:35:10,986 --> 00:35:14,287
Heaven, hell --
i don't care who wins!
708
00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:16,156
I just want it to be over!
709
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:18,158
Well, it doesn't
have to be like that.
710
00:35:18,192 --> 00:35:20,293
There has to be some way
to -- to pull the plug.
711
00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:21,328
[ laughs ]
712
00:35:21,362 --> 00:35:24,898
Oh, you do not know
my family.
713
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:27,234
What you guys
call the apocalypse
714
00:35:27,268 --> 00:35:29,302
I used to call
sunday dinner.
715
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,839
That's why
there's no stopping this --
716
00:35:31,873 --> 00:35:34,441
Because this
isn't about a war.
717
00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:36,844
It's about two brothers
that loved each other
718
00:35:36,878 --> 00:35:39,647
And betrayed each other.
719
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,414
You think
you'd be able to relate.
720
00:35:41,449 --> 00:35:43,684
What are you
talking about?
721
00:35:47,288 --> 00:35:48,756
[ clicks tongue ]
722
00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:49,923
[ whistles ]
723
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:52,926
You sorry sons of bitches.
724
00:35:52,961 --> 00:35:56,664
Why do you think
you two are the vessels?
725
00:35:56,698 --> 00:35:58,331
Think about it.
726
00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:01,001
Michael --
the big brother,
727
00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,170
Loyal
to an absent father.
728
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:07,041
And lucifer --
the little brother,
729
00:36:07,075 --> 00:36:11,812
Rebellious
of daddy's plan.
730
00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:14,281
You were born to this, boys.
731
00:36:14,315 --> 00:36:16,016
It's your destiny!
732
00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:17,751
It was always you!
733
00:36:19,187 --> 00:36:21,588
As it is
in heaven...
734
00:36:21,622 --> 00:36:24,858
So it must be
on earth.
735
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,761
One brother
has to kill the other.
736
00:36:27,796 --> 00:36:29,362
What the hell
are you saying?
737
00:36:29,397 --> 00:36:34,134
Why do you think i've always
taken such an interest in you?
738
00:36:34,169 --> 00:36:35,836
Because from the moment
739
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,672
Dad flipped on the lights
around here,
740
00:36:38,707 --> 00:36:43,376
We knew it was all
gonna end with you.
741
00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:44,712
Always.
742
00:36:52,787 --> 00:36:54,287
No.
743
00:36:55,957 --> 00:36:58,291
That's not gonna happen.
744
00:36:58,326 --> 00:37:00,627
I'm sorry...
745
00:37:00,661 --> 00:37:02,295
But it is.
746
00:37:10,839 --> 00:37:14,641
Guys, i wish
this were a tv show.
747
00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:18,545
Easy answers,
endings wrapped up in a bow.
748
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:24,918
But this is real.
749
00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:27,888
And it's gonna end bloody
for all of us.
750
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,860
That's just
how it's got to be.
751
00:37:43,712 --> 00:37:46,314
Gabriel:
so, boys...
752
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,715
Now what?
753
00:37:47,749 --> 00:37:51,919
Stare at each other
for the rest of eternity?
754
00:37:51,953 --> 00:37:53,487
Dean:
well, first of all,
755
00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,889
You're gonna bring cass back
from wherever you stashed him.
756
00:37:55,924 --> 00:37:57,091
Oh, am i?
757
00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:58,559
Yeah.
758
00:37:58,594 --> 00:38:01,061
Or we're going to dunk you
in some holy oil
759
00:38:01,096 --> 00:38:03,397
And deep-fry ourselves
an archangel.
760
00:38:11,806 --> 00:38:13,407
[ panting ]
761
00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:16,644
Cass, you okay?
762
00:38:16,678 --> 00:38:17,878
I'm fine.
763
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,117
Hello, gabriel.
764
00:38:23,151 --> 00:38:25,486
Hey, bro.
765
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,955
How's the search for daddy
going?
766
00:38:27,989 --> 00:38:30,023
Let me guess.
awful.
767
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,099
Okay,
we're out of here.
768
00:38:41,002 --> 00:38:44,572
Come on, sam.
769
00:38:44,606 --> 00:38:46,540
Okay.
770
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,276
Hey -- guys?
771
00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:50,711
So -- so, what?
772
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,112
Huh?
773
00:38:52,147 --> 00:38:55,215
You're just gonna -- you're
gonna leave me here forever?
774
00:38:57,452 --> 00:39:00,154
No.
we're not.
775
00:39:00,188 --> 00:39:02,992
'cause we don't screw
with people the way you do.
776
00:39:04,626 --> 00:39:06,427
And for
the record...
777
00:39:06,461 --> 00:39:10,331
This isn't about some prizefight
between your brothers
778
00:39:10,365 --> 00:39:13,467
Or some destiny
that can't be stopped!
779
00:39:13,502 --> 00:39:14,868
This is about you
780
00:39:14,903 --> 00:39:17,371
Being too afraid
to stand up to your family!
781
00:39:26,748 --> 00:39:28,582
[ alarm ringing ]
782
00:39:41,229 --> 00:39:43,464
Don't say
i never did anything for you.
783
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:04,251
All that stuff
he was spouting in there --
784
00:40:04,285 --> 00:40:06,320
You think
he was telling the truth?
785
00:40:06,355 --> 00:40:09,923
i think
he believes it.
786
00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:13,193
So, what do we do?
787
00:40:13,228 --> 00:40:15,195
I don't know.
788
00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:17,598
I'll tell you one thing.
789
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,700
Right about now, i wish
i was back on a tv show.
790
00:40:19,735 --> 00:40:21,502
[ chuckles softly ]
791
00:40:21,536 --> 00:40:22,703
Yeah, me too.
792
00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:25,539
[ car doors open ]
793
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:30,540
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