1 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,200 The radio around here sucks. 2 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:15,852 Come on man. 3 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,700 Jobs don't get much t1der than this, you know? 4 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:22,352 Dead vic with a gnawed-On neck, body drained of blood, 5 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:26,100 And a witness who swears up and down that it was a vampire. 6 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,300 No, I agree. It's a hell of a case. 7 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,852 A little more gusto, please. 8 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,652 It's just... 9 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,952 The world is coming to an end. 10 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,452 Things are a little complicated, you know? 11 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,152 Yeah, well, we can't save the world, not today anyway. 12 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,700 But what we can do is trup off some vamps' heads. 13 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,952 Come on, man, it's like the good old days. 14 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,100 An honest-To-Goodness monster hunt. 15 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,700 It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling 16 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,100 A straightforward, black-And-White case. 17 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,400 We still got to see the new "raiders" movie. 18 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,900 Saw it. 19 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,300 Without me? 20 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:46,900 You were in hell. 21 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,200 That's no excuse. 22 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,800 Big pretzel! 23 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,200 Thank you. 24 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Thank you. 25 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,200 Guten tag. 26 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,800 "Guten tag" yourself. 27 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,800 Looks like that's our man. 28 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,300 Sheriff Dietrich. 29 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,800 Are you the boys from the fed? 30 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,300 Angent anges and Young. 31 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,600 We called ahead about your, uh, problem. 32 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,200 Right. Um... 33 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:34,352 I'll tell you what, 34 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,000 Why don't we talk this out away from the crowd, huh? 35 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,552 Marissa wright, 26, 36 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,800 Just up from lockhard for the 'fest. 37 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,700 Terrible. Just terrible. 38 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,400 It's the last thing is town needs at peak tourist season. 39 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,900 Definitely the last thing Marissa wright needed. 40 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,052 What the hell? 41 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,552 Yeah, you got me -- I mean, 42 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,200 This killer's some kind of grade-"A" wacko, right? 43 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,052 I mean, some satan-Worshipping, anne rice-Reading, 44 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,300 Gothic, psycho vampire wannabe. 45 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,900 Sheriff, in your report, you mentioned a witness. 46 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,352 Yeah, I wished I didn't. 47 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,600 But our witness insisted. 48 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,100 That's Ed Brewer. 49 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,500 Not exactly what you'd call reliable. 50 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,052 I remember you. 51 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,900 And I remember you... 52 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,300 "Jamie." 53 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,200 I never forget a pretty...everything. 54 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,252 We're looking for Ed Brewer. 55 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,900 What do you want with Ed? 56 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,800 Well, we are, uh... 57 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,600 ...federal agents. 58 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,252 Mr. Brewer was witss to a serious crime. 59 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,152 -We just -- -Wait a minute. 60 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:15,700 You're a fed? 61 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,400 Wow, you don't come on like a fed. 62 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,800 Seriously? 63 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,600 I'm a maverick, ma'am. 64 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,000 A rebewith a badge. 65 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,400 One thing I dot egay by -- The rules. 66 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,200 Okay, maverick. 67 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,900 So, where can we find mr. Brewer? 68 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,600 I told the cops everything I saw. 69 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,300 No one believes me. 70 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,100 Why should you be any different? 71 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,400 Believe me, mr. Brewer, we're different. 72 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,252 Psycho ???? 73 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,552 And now, the town is a joke. 74 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,000 Marissa wright's murder is no joke to us. 75 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,352 And we want to hear everything, 76 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,052 No matter how strange it may seem. 77 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,500 We have a lot of experience with strange. 78 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,252 It was just after midnight. 79 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,852 I just left here, and like I do every night, 80 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,300 I cut through the park on the way home. 81 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,052 At first, I thought it was a couple kissing. 82 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:39,900 But she was... struggling too much. 83 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,200 And this man, 84 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,200 He was -- Well, he was biting her neck. 85 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,852 Can you describe her assailant? 86 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,600 Oh, he was a vampire. 87 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,852 Okay, right. And by that, you mean -- 88 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,500 You know, a vampire. 89 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,052 -Uh-Huh. -Yeah. 90 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,052 So, he looked like -- 91 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,000 He looked like a vampire, 92 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,852 You know, with the fangs and the slicked-Back hair 93 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,852 And the fancy cape 94 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,800 And the little medallion thingy on the ribbon. 95 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,252 You mean like a dracula? 96 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,300 Exactly. Like a dracula. 97 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,252 Right down to the accent. 98 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,300 -The ac. -Yep. 99 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,500 What did he say? 100 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,000 You know, something like.. 101 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:27,100 "Stay away, mortal! The night is mine!" 102 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,400 You do believe me, don't you? 103 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,700 They must be here following up on that murdered woman. 104 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,052 Crazy Ed and vampire story. 105 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,400 He might be weird, but he's not crazy. 106 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:45,852 Look, you're just saying that 107 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,700 'Cause the guy has a crush on you and he tips you in $20s. 108 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,100 Lucy. 109 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,352 So, you got a beer back there for me? 110 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,352 I don't know, agent Young. You off duty? 111 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,700 And then some. 112 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,300 So, what do you think? 113 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,752 Goth, psycho vampire wannabe, right? 114 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,252 Definitely not our kind of case. 115 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,600 Agreed. 116 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,600 But who cares? 117 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,752 Room's paid for, and it's oktoberfest. 118 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,300 Come on, brother. 119 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,852 Beer and bar wenches. 120 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,500 Pretty sure women today don't react well to the whole "wench" thing, Dean. 121 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,252 Hey, bar wench, where's that beer? 122 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,000 Coming up, good sir! 123 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,900 Dude, oktoberfest. 124 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,300 There you go. 125 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,700 What can I get you? 126 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,352 Oh, he doesn't drink. 127 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,652 He's a christian scientist. Doesn't even take aspirin. 128 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,600 He's a real drag on stakeouts. 129 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,300 You're funny. 130 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,952 I'm a re than that. 131 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,752 I'd love to get a chance to show you the rest. 132 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:52,852 What time you get off? 133 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,500 Ha ha. Like I said, "funny." 134 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,852 Man, it is time to right some wrongs. 135 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,100 Come again? 136 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,700 Look at me. 137 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:08,352 I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? 138 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,100 You know, bullet wounds, knife cuts, 139 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,252 None of the off-Angled fingers from all the breaks. 140 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,452 I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom, 141 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,500 Which leads me to conclude, 142 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,400 Sadly... 143 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,900 That my virginity is intact. 144 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:23,952 What? 145 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,300 -I have been re-Hymenated. -Re-- 146 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,200 Please. 147 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,852 Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, 148 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,152 But no one could do that. 149 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:35,152 Brother, I have been re-Hymenated. 150 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,452 And the dude will not abide. 151 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,852 All right, dude. 152 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,752 Well, you go do whatever you got to do, 153 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,352 And I'm gonna go back to the room 154 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,800 And get some sleep. 155 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,952 So? How about tonight? 156 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:53,952 Oh, sorry. 157 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,300 I promised Lucy a girls' night out. 158 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,852 Besides, no self-Respecting bar wench 159 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,952 Lets herself get picked up by a customer on the first try. 160 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,852 Well, I'm not a customer. I'm a federal agent. 161 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,352 Try again tomorrow, g-Man. 162 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,452 I wish I could. 163 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,752 I don't think we're staying on the case. 164 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,300 What? Is it too weird for you? 165 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,500 Not weird enough. 166 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,152 Rick. Did you hear that? 167 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:34,752 What? 168 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,400 It sounded like a wolf. 169 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,352 Come on, marie, don't change the subject. 170 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,152 I told you what could happen to a man if he doesn't -- 171 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,252 Those stories aren't true. 172 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,252 They are. Baby, 173 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,752 If a man doesn't get the stuff out of his system regularly, 174 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:50,000 It can back up and cause all kinds of... 175 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,200 Medical-Type problems. 176 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,400 Shh, do you hear that? 177 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,500 Anne marie, there aren't any wolves in pennsylvania. 178 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,200 And then it just -- It just tore Rick into little pieces. 179 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,000 Ma'am, we understand how hard this is, 180 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,000 But can you describe the creature? 181 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,300 Oh. 182 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,000 It was a werewolf. 183 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,300 A werewolf? 184 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,952 You're sure? Oh, yeah. 185 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,952 With the furry face and the black nose 186 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:09,200 And the claws and the torn-Up pants and shirt, 187 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,500 Like from the old movies. 188 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,500 Um, well... 189 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,500 Okay, so... 190 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,300 Thank you for your time. 191 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,652 First a dracula and now a full-On movie-Time wolf man? 192 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,400 What the hell is going on in this town? 193 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,800 -Ohh. -Whew. 194 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Damn! 195 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,900 All right. 196 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,500 Whatever did this wasn't a psycho wannabe. 197 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,500 Look at those bite marks. 198 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,900 Right down to the bone... 199 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,600 And deeper. 200 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,252 Strong enough to tear a healthy man apart limb from limb. 201 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,152 Could be a werewolf. 202 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,852 Yeah, except, look. 203 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,152 The heart's still there in one piece. 204 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,352 They never leave the heart behind. 205 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,300 Thus I reiterate -- What the hell is going on? 206 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,300 Well, I was hoping you boys could tell me. 207 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,252 I just got a rush job back from the lab 208 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,600 On those fibers we found on the body. 209 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,700 Canine. Wolf hairs. 210 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,600 I'm getting a headache. 211 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:44,352 I don't know, man. 212 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,352 Looks like we've stumbled on 213 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,900 To a midnight showing of "dracula meets wolf man." 214 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,252 Is that it? 215 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,252 I don't know. 216 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,852 I mean, wolf man seems real enough. 217 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,352 It makes dracula seem a little less impossible, I guess. 218 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,852 Yeah, but werewolves don't grow wolf hair. 219 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,500 -That's just a myth. -Yeah. 220 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,852 So, what? We've got a vampire 221 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,500 And a werewolf monster mashing this town? 222 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,100 Looked like you guys are staying a while. 223 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,152 I heard about Rick Deacon. 224 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,852 Yeah, this case just got weird enough for, 225 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,400 Our department. 226 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,800 Well, beers are on me. 227 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,000 And, just so you know, I get off at midnight tonight. 228 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,800 Oh, it's not another, uh, girls' night out? 229 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,300 Doesn't have to be. 230 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,652 Okay, then. I'll see you tonight. 231 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,000 Okay, then. 232 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,300 Hey, you think this dracula could turn into a bat? 233 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,200 That would be cool. 234 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 That's right. 235 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,600 Yeah, an egyptian kind of deal. 236 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,800 No, it was just sitting there on the loading dock. 237 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,352 No, doctor, there's no shipping invoice. 238 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,700 There's no nothing. 239 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,900 I don't know any was deliver 240 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,352 They was chill one o'clock in tonight. 241 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,200 I thought you wouldn't to do 242 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,500 You think Helen has any record of it in her files? 243 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,700 Holy mother of crap! 244 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,500 No! 245 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,300 This sarcophagus isn't ancient. 246 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,600 It's from a prop house in philly. 247 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:53,900 Well... 248 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,552 It goes well with the bucket of dry ice 249 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,000 He was keeping in it. 250 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,252 Is he making his own special effects? 251 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Yeah, a mummy with a good sense of showmanship. 252 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,300 This is stupid. 253 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,552 Oh, damn it. Jamie. I'm late. 254 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,652 You're good here with the mummy and the...crazy 255 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,400 -Yeah. -Yeah. 256 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,100 Your loss, g-Man. 257 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,900 Good evening. 258 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,000 I have watched you many nights from afar. 259 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,000 My passion knows no bounds??! 260 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,300 You are the reincarnation of my beloved, 261 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,700 And I must have you. 262 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,900 Mary, son of a... 263 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,400 Jamie! 264 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,652 Son of a bitch. 265 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,852 You should not use such language 266 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,100 In the presence of my bride. 267 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,400 Okay. 268 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,652 Jamie, run! 269 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,352 You have no choice in the matter, mr. Harker. 270 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,200 ??? 271 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,300 Hey. 272 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,252 You guys all right? 273 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,100 Yeah, I think so. 274 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,452 And I think I know what's going on. 275 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,400 Yeah? 276 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,200 Part of it at least. 277 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,952 Uh, the ear part? 278 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,700 Ripped it off of dracula's head. 279 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,800 Touch it. 280 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,300 Feel familiar to you? 281 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,452 Oh, man. 282 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,952 The skin of a shapeshifter, 283 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,652 Just like st. Louis and just like milwaukee. 284 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,500 Of course this one's all holding buckets of crazy. 285 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,700 Oh, and, uh... 286 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,152 This must have fallen off during the fight. 287 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,900 Look at the label on the ribbon. 288 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,652 It's a costume rental. 289 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,552 All three monsters - The dracula, wolf man, and the mummy -- 290 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:27,652 All the same critter, 291 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,152 Which means we need to catch this freak 292 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,152 Before he "creature from the black lagoon's" somebody. 293 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,852 So, you guys are like mulder and scully or something, 294 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,400 And the x files are real? 295 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,452 No, "the x files" is a tv show. 296 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,800 This is real. 297 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,200 Oh. 298 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,952 Okay, so, the stagecraft, the costuming -- 299 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:51,152 It's like he's trying to reenact his favorite monster-Movie moments, 300 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,400 Right down to the bloody murders. 301 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,552 Wait a second. Who the hell is Mina? 302 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,900 -Mina? -Yeah. 303 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,352 That's what he called Jamie. And he called me mr. Harker. 304 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,900 Jonathan Harker? 305 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,300 They're characters from the movies and the novels -- 306 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,652 Mina, dracula's intended bride, 307 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,100 Harker, the fianc ??? 308 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,152 Seems like he's fixating on you, 309 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,300 Like he sees you as his bride. 310 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,800 Wow. Lucky me. 311 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,052 But to fixate on you, 312 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,852 My guess is that the shifter has to have seen you before or been around you. 313 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,552 Jamie, has anybody strange come to town, 314 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,852 Somebody that has taken a specific notice of you? 315 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,652 I don't know, Dean. It's oktoberfest. 316 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,852 I'm a bartender. There's lots of people. 317 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,500 I... 318 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,852 Wait a second. There is Ed. 319 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,300 "Ed Brewer" Ed? 320 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,900 Yeah. 321 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,352 He moved here about a month ago. 322 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,700 Lucy swears he has a crush on me. 323 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,200 He comes in almost every night. 324 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,652 But, you know, I don't think he's the type of guy -- 325 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,000 Where does Ed live? 326 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,500 I don't know. 327 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,852 But he works at the old movie theater. 328 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,600 I think he's a projectionist there. 329 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,600 -Take care of Mina? -Yep. 330 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,100 So, monsters are real. 331 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,952 Some of them, yeah. 332 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,152 And the shapeshifter, 333 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,200 He can turn into different people. 334 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,152 Yeah. 335 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,852 Yeah,except this one's turning into the great monstersof screenland, 336 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,700 Which is a new one for me. 337 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,100 You're not really fbi, are you? 338 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,000 Not so much. 339 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,352 So, this is what you do? 340 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,752 You and your partner just tramp across the country 341 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,852 On your own dime 342 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,100 Until you find some horrible nightmare to fight? 343 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,000 Some people paint. 344 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,800 What? 345 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,552 That must suck. 346 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:58,600 I mean, you're giving up your life for this terrible... 347 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,900 I don't know, responsibilit 348 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,800 Last few years, I started thinking that way, 349 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,100 And, uh, it started sort of weighing on me. 350 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:19,700 Of course, that was before... 351 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:33,700 A little while ago, I had this -- 352 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,600 It's called a near-Death experience. 353 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,600 Very near. 354 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,400 And, uh... 355 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,300 ...when came to... 356 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,800 Things were different. 357 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,400 My life's been different. 358 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,600 I realize that I help people. 359 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800 Not just help them, though. I save them. 360 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,000 I guess it's -- It's awesome. 361 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,000 It's kind of like gift... 362 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,700 Like a mission. 363 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:21,300 Kind of like a... a mission from god. 364 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:28,900 So, does that make you... 365 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,300 Some kind of monk or something? 366 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,400 You know, celibate? 367 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,700 Man, I hope not. 368 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:56,700 Holy crap. Oh, my god. Jamie. 369 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,652 Guys, I'm -- I'm sorry. 370 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,952 I thought you guys were going out. 371 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,652 Lucy, it's -- It's okay. 372 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,152 -Uh, listen -- -You know what? 373 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,952 I just -- I came to borrow a bottle. 374 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:08,000 I kind of got something going back at my... 375 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,652 Anyway, uh, you guys look really busy, 376 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,452 So I'm just gonna get out of your hair. 377 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,352 Seriously, Lucy, it's been a crazy night. 378 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,900 Stay for a drink. 379 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,800 Yeah. Stay for a drink. 380 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,400 Whoa! 381 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,952 You, fbi man -- What did I -- 382 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,852 Shut up, okay, you know what you did. 383 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,452 What? 384 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,452 I know what you are. 385 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,100 I'm not anything. I just like to play the casio. 386 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,452 Had time to grow the ear back, huh? 387 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,400 What?! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 388 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:50,952 It's supposed to come off. 389 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,900 No, it's not! 390 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,152 Oh, that sounds awful. Jamie, honey, are you okay? 391 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,600 Oh, I am fine. 392 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,452 He didn't even touch me. 393 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,952 Dean, he just blew right in and fought him off. 394 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,852 Well, I didn't actually fly, 395 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,652 But I'm sure it seemed that way at the time. 396 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,000 It was really, really something. 397 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,500 Jamie 398 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,400 So, Dean, are you like a black belt or what? 399 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,900 Well,I guess they train you to fight at the academy or whatever. 400 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,800 Dean, what are you doing? 401 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,500 It's you, isn't it? 402 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,100 Oh, damn it! 403 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,700 What did you put in the drinks?! 404 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,700 That's all right. I'll skin you myself. 405 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,500 And...scene. 406 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800 Oh, come on. 407 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,252 She is beautiful, 408 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,600 No? 409 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,500 Bride number three from the first film. 410 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,600 She never got the acclaim that she deserved. 411 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,452 Which is why I chose her shape, 412 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,800 Her form to move among the mortals unnoticed, 413 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,100 To listen to the cricket songs of the living. 414 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:34,400 That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn 415 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,800 In this century. 416 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,652 I can't get over what a pumpkin-Pie-Eyed, 417 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,100 Crazy son of a bitch you really are. 418 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,600 You're not dracula. 419 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,800 You get that, right? 420 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,952 Or even if you think you are dracula, 421 00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:51,900 What the hell's up with the mummy?! 422 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,352 I am all monsters! 423 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,700 Life ain't a movie, you sorry sack of -- 424 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,170 Aah. 425 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:06,160 Life is small. 426 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,610 Meager messy 427 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,900 The movies are grand,simple,elegant. 428 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,230 I have chosen elegance. 429 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,750 You think "elegance" is really the word 430 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:28,610 For what you did to Marissa or Rick Deacon 431 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:30,400 Or any of the others?! 432 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,500 But of course. 433 00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:36,470 It is a monster movie,after all. 434 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,842 You do realize what happens 435 00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:39,520 At the end of every monster movie? 436 00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:45,960 Ah. But this movie is mine. 437 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,360 And in it,the monster wins. 438 00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:53,690 The monster gets the girl. 439 00:30:54,800 --> 00:31:00,490 And the hero,he's...electrocuted. 440 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,620 And tonight,jonathan Harker, 441 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:10,160 You will be my hero. 442 00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:11,650 Wait,wait,wait,wait. 443 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,570 Please,excuse me. 444 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,590 Good evening. 445 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:59,000 Uh...pizza delivery. 446 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,360 Ah,you've brought a repast. 447 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:03,710 Excellent. 448 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,350 Continue to be of such service 449 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,760 And your life will be spared. 450 00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:11,660 Uh-Huh. 451 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,070 That'll be $15.50. 452 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,250 Tell me... yeah? 453 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,530 ...is there garlic on this pizza? 454 00:32:25,650 --> 00:32:29,002 I don't know. Did you order garlic? 455 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:29,790 No! 456 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,410 Then no. 457 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,110 Look,mister,I got four other deliveries to make. 458 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:36,100 You want to just pay me e money so I can go? 459 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:39,250 Yes. C 460 00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:41,500 But I have a coupon. 461 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,360 Dean,hey,listen,uh,Ed is not our guy. 462 00:32:55,910 --> 00:32:57,582 Um,I'm guessing you're at home with Jamie, 463 00:32:57,730 --> 00:32:58,770 So just give me a call,okay? 464 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:12,100 Lucy. 465 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:40,090 You wake. 466 00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:45,610 The gown -- It suits your beauty. 467 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:48,920 Please,put it on. 468 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,430 Where am I? 469 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,060 What have you done with Dean? 470 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:57,310 Harker is resting elsewhere. 471 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,500 Please,put on the gown and you may dine. 472 00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:04,470 We are having pizza. 473 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:09,280 What? 474 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,670 What is wrong with you? 475 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:17,760 You made up Lucy,right? Pretended to be my friend. 476 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:21,062 I needed to know if you were the one. 477 00:34:21,210 --> 00:34:22,590 You could try talking to people! 478 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,720 But instead you become this? 479 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,060 the gown. 480 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,972 I don't want to play your stupid game,okay? 481 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,080 I just --I just want to go home. 482 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,770 Put on the gown! 483 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,220 I scared you. 484 00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,340 You were the only one I don't want to scare. 485 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,670 I used to love the movies. 486 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,630 They aren't real. 487 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,350 You can't make them real. 488 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:52,430 "Real" is being born this way. 489 00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:55,220 Different. 490 00:35:56,390 --> 00:36:01,090 "Real" is having your dad call you "monster" -- 491 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,970 It's the first time you hear the word -- 492 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,080 And he tries to beat you to death with a shovel. 493 00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:11,530 Everywhere I ran,everywhere I tried to hide, 494 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,570 People found me,n dagged me 495 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:20,570 Called me "freak," called me "monster." 496 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,570 Then I found them. 497 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:33,750 The great monsters. 498 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,720 In their movies,they were strong. 499 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:38,910 They were feared. 500 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,540 They were beautiful. 501 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,760 And now I am like them. 502 00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:50,030 Commanding. 503 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,220 terrifying. 504 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:57,470 Lonely. 505 00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:00,240 was lonely. 506 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:03,600 Now I -- 507 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,970 I have you. 508 00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,262 Ever think that maybe you're lonely 509 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:10,820 Because you kill people? 510 00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:15,110 Or I kill people because I'm lonely. 511 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:19,830 Did you hear that? 512 00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:21,380 What? 513 00:37:23,230 --> 00:37:24,080 Dean? 514 00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,050 Dean! 515 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,430 Oh,thank god. Just in the nick of time. 516 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,410 That guy was about to frankenstein me. 517 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:53,722 Hey there,handsome. 518 00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:54,470 Shut up! 519 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:13,820 Let's go. 520 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:28,630 Aah! 521 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:33,220 [ Hungarian accent ] you will never be van helsing! 522 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:42,370 And you,Harker,now you die. 523 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,400 How 'bout now you shut the hell up? 524 00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:01,590 Silver? 525 00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:18,200 It was beauty that killed the beast. 526 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:23,480 No,Mina,do not weep. 527 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,280 Perhaps this is how 528 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,220 The movie should end. 529 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:05,540 Well,thank you,g-Man. 530 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,022 You have been a great service to your co 531 00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:12,220 Oh,yes,I'm very,very patriotic. 532 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:18,890 Bye. 533 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:20,300 Bye. 534 00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:28,510 You guys saved my life,you know? 535 00:40:29,490 --> 00:40:31,680 So,thanks. 536 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,190 I like her. 537 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,990 Feels good to be back on the job,doesn't it? 538 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:40,510 Yeah,it does. 539 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,922 The hero gets the girl, 540 00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:45,070 Monster gets the gts all in all,happy ending -- 541 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,440 With a happy ending,no less. 542 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,440 [ Chuckles ] real classy,Dean. 543 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:50,980 Hey,all I'm saying is 544 00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:52,150 The shifter man had a point,you know? 545 00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:54,820 It would be nice if life was movie simple. 546 00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:57,642 Although,if I was turning life into a movie, 547 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,430 I wouldn't do this "abbott and costello meet the monster" crap. 548 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,960 Yeah. No,I know what you'd pick. 549 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,250 no,you don't. 550 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,980 ,do. 551 00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,220 No,you don't. 552 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,380 You don't. "Porky's ii." 553 00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:13,010 What? You heard me. 554 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,110 Lucky guess.