1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,550 If you really, really, really, really love me 2 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,220 then you really, really, really gotta show me 3 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,639 don't whine when I put it in your Booty 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,308 or if I'm up all night playin' call of duty 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,894 never hassle me because I'm unemployed 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,604 if I sleep all day, don't get annoyed... 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,373 I know I'm the last person that you wanna hear from 8 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,557 right now, Chris, and I can't... 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,276 I can't apologize enough for... 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,310 I know that you're mad, but from the bottom of my heart... 11 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,787 I really am sorry. I'm just trying to... 12 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,261 What were you gonna say? 13 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,138 I was saying... 14 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,848 I am just trying to apologize. 15 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,732 And I just thought you were my fucking friend! 16 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,080 Set me up to take the fall and then you try to send me to prison, 17 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,665 and you think "I'm sorry" is gonna cut it? 18 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,732 - Cut it! - Dude, we're off it. 19 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,358 We are? 20 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,862 I'm getting so many moral judgments from people who regularly kill people. 21 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,626 I don't kill people for nothing, all right? 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,066 - When my brother died, I made a vow. - Right, the vow. 23 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,244 - Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace. - Oh, Jesus. 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,871 So unlike Keith, no one would ever die for no reason again. 25 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,623 Well, that's fucking stupid. 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,751 So you're gonna make it so that death isn't meaningless anymore? 27 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:25,835 Go fuck yourself. 28 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,591 I read your file, Chris. 29 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,552 It was an accident. You were a child. 30 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,013 Don't forgive me, that's fine. 31 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,558 But stop letting that shit define who you are. 32 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,635 Are you guys serious right now? 33 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,941 We just had a really sick time murdering peacemaker's dad. 34 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,568 Then all these hilarious fartjokes. 35 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,571 Just like an all-time classic run with my best friend, 36 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,197 my second best friend, eagly, 37 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,782 my fifth best friend, adebayo. 38 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,160 And now you guys are ruining it. 39 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,086 Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it 40 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,132 -Get it on -get it on top 41 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,550 make a move extreme 42 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,969 -make a pose -shortcut to your dreams 43 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:19,973 I float straight to the stars on that flying thing 44 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,601 -getting high -getting brave 45 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,603 -getting snowblind, game -set, go 46 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,189 pick a tune, chick harpoon in a world beyond 47 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,566 got a beat, got a heat on a phony string 48 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,902 tear your world apart 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,154 once the magic starts 50 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:38,367 do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it 51 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,826 what's going up must come down 52 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,747 do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it 53 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,040 baby you're losing ground 54 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,334 blind to what you'll soon become 55 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,003 the mirror lies, the whole world's wrong 56 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,756 -but you -dancing with your blinkers on 57 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,550 throw your dog the invisible bone 58 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:59,221 do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it 59 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,764 what's going up must come down 60 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,726 do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? 61 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,311 Baby you're losing ground 62 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,271 blind to what you'll soon become 63 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,732 the mirror lies, the whole world's wrong 64 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,735 -but you -dancing with your blinkers on 65 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,405 throw your dog the invisible bone 66 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,599 Mom, there are way more butterflies than we thought, 67 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,393 and the whole team is injured. 68 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,980 So I was thinking, like, maybe you could call in the justice league. 69 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,023 No, I'm not kidding. 70 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,693 Can you believe Amanda waller's her fucking mother? 71 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,529 - Yes. - Do we have time to wait for backup? 72 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,906 No, they're teleporting the creature out of here. 73 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,033 Mom, they're teleporting the creature out of here. 74 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,495 This is our only chance to stop them, then we're back to square fucking one. 75 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,205 Then we're back to square one. 76 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,331 All right. 77 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,086 All right. I will tell her. 78 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,298 Fine. My mom says you're in charge, 79 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,967 and economos and I should stay back in case anything goes wrong. 80 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,305 Copy, mom. 81 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,056 Yes, ma'am. 82 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,337 How much longer is it going to be? 83 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,355 The teleporter is nearly installed and functional. 84 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,709 As soon as it is, they'll move her to the eastern base. 85 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,817 Quickly, please. 86 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,381 Forces could arrive any minute, and without her we're all dead. 87 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,409 If waller is your mom, why is your last name adebayo? 88 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,077 I took my wife's name. 89 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,014 Doesn't that make you the girl in the relationship? 90 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:51,500 We're both girls in the relationship, Adrian. 91 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,293 That's what being a lesbian is. 92 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,848 Hey, peacemaker. 93 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:08,975 What do these do? 94 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,954 This is underwater world. Allows you to breathe underwater. 95 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,605 Okay. Not sure how we can use that. 96 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,815 This one's scabies for all. 97 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,335 Upon activation, it gives everybody in one-mile radius scabies, 98 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,152 except, of course, the wearer of the helmet. 99 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,571 This one is anti-gravity. Allows you to float. 100 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,489 Aimlessly? 101 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,991 No, I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me. 102 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,786 This is Sonic boom. 103 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,709 That's the one I used to stop the rocker chick. 104 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,748 How many booms does it produce on one charge? 105 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,112 I don't know. Three. Maybe four. 106 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,957 - This one, we should just throw away. - What is it? 107 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,128 Human torpedo. 108 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,398 Just aim your head at whatever you wanna destroy and you become a... 109 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,716 - Human torpedo. - Sweet. 110 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,487 Yeah. Only sweet if you wanna risk shattering every bone in your body. 111 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,720 That's just a prototype. 112 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,056 Okay, so let's say I wanna get this Sonic boom helmet 113 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,851 onto the top of that barn over there without being seen. 114 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:51,852 Just the helmet itself? 115 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:55,480 No, I'm gonna put a walkie in it and activate it from here. 116 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,066 And then maybe you can put on activate anti-gravity 117 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,568 and just float it over there. 118 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,778 - Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan... - Uh, guys... 119 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,989 But, you know, once in the jungles of Cambodia, 120 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,091 I used two oversized palm fronds... 121 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,449 Guys! 122 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:10,203 Fuck! Deactivate anti-gravity! Deactivate anti-gravity! 123 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:17,085 - Did you say "activate anti-gravity"? - No. 124 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,714 - Maybe. I don't know. - You can't fucking say that shit. 125 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,091 I didn't know it was that voice sensitive. 126 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,570 Fuck it. No big deal. I didn't just kill the only man who knows how to make it. 127 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,888 You did just kill the only man who knows how to make it. 128 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,056 I know, bro! I was being sarcastic. 129 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,158 Well, if you're gonna be sarcastic, 130 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,286 you should really warn people so there's no confusion. 131 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,313 Okay, so how do we get the Sonic boom helmet over to the barn? 132 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,915 Well, we can shoot a fishing line over the barn 133 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,084 from one of these trees here and just let the helmet slide down. 134 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,444 - Like green arrow? - No, not like green arrow. 135 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,338 That dude goes to brony conventions 136 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,673 dressed in the back half of twilight sparkle 137 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,592 with a four-inch wide butthole drilled in the costume. 138 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,136 Maybe it's so he can breathe properly. 139 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,911 You actually believe that shit? 140 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:54,623 He has an insane story for every single superhero. 141 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,708 No, I actually heard that's true about green arrow, 142 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,711 but that's the first thing he's said that's real. 143 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,338 - And aquaman fucking fish? - Well, yeah, obviously. 144 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,715 It doesn't even matter. We don't have any bows. 145 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,638 But we do have a team member capable of flight. 146 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,056 Get the fuck out. 147 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,725 That's right. Good. Okay. 148 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,520 I need you to take that helmet 149 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,940 and drop it on top of that barn. 150 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,111 No way can an eagle understand what you're saying. 151 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,114 Oh, eagly is no ordinary eagle. 152 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,037 Eagly, take it. 153 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,164 No, eagly, just take the helmet. 154 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,208 Take it. Take it. 155 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,127 I know you don't like her. 156 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,505 The mean blonde woman has nothing to do with this. 157 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,131 - No, no. - No, no. 158 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,901 - Eagly, take the helmet. - No, take the helmet. 159 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,194 - Take the helmet. - Eagly, take the helmet. 160 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,552 Eagly, take the helmet. 161 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,848 Good, eagly, good. Good boy. 162 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,440 You got it. 163 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,235 Go to the barn. Go the barn. 164 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,250 Shit. 165 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,588 I knew there was no way he knew what you were talking about. 166 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,632 Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, 167 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:32,012 but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates eagly's abilities. 168 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,264 Okay, they could be teleporting this cow at any minute. 169 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,099 We need to fan out and look for the helmet. 170 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,688 Easy. Easy. 171 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,829 Do you see anything over there? 172 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,207 I saw a squirrel a couple of seconds ago. Ants. 173 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,418 No, dude. I'm talking about the helmet. 174 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,837 Well, then you should be more specific. 175 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,548 We're looking for a helmet. Why do I care if you saw ants? 176 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,176 Because the circle of life, bro. 177 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,987 What do ants have to do with the circle of life? 178 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,555 They're one of the most important parts of it. 179 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:20,643 How are ants a more important part of the circle of life than, like, fish? 180 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,562 - Is that a serious question? - What? 181 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:27,108 There are shitloads of ants. How many fish are there? 182 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,778 I don't know, but probably as many as there are ants. 183 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:33,698 Not in one place at the same time, dude. 184 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:37,077 Okay, I'm as confused as fuck by this conversation. 185 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,954 Yeah, well, welcome to the fucking club. 186 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,707 Oh, fuck. 187 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,754 So... Why'd you change your mind and decide to come? 188 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:52,801 I saw an eagle hug a human, so I thought maybe it was a sign. 189 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,845 - To risk your life? - Yep. 190 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,808 Why wasn't it a sign to, like, run in the opposite direction? 191 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,479 Fuck. 192 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,359 We are never gonna find this dumb fucking hat. 193 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,041 You thought you could lose me by killing me, boy? 194 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,627 I'm in your head. 195 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:32,423 I'm the reason you kill and the reason you can't sleep at night. 196 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,593 My body may be gone, 197 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,096 but the rest of me is right here, 198 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,723 and I ain't going nowhere. 199 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,745 - What the fuck are you doing? - Getting my poison blowgun, fucko. 200 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,397 Why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain? 201 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,983 You're metaphorical, douchewad. My gun's real. 202 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,860 I don't want the butterflies to hear. 203 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,237 I almost tricked you, fuck nugget! 204 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,406 You didn't trick shit, you ballsack-looking fuck. 205 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,866 I immediately went for my blowgun. 206 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,909 I didn't think for a second of going for my gun. 207 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,252 How do you like that, huh? 208 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,465 Thanks for coming back, ghost, 209 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,593 so I can kill you all over again. 210 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,723 Smith... what are you doing? 211 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,349 Nothing. 212 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,860 Holy shit. 213 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,531 Whoa. 214 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,039 I need you to do something else for me. 215 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,891 Are you fucking kidding me? 216 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,894 The only way for us to get the helmet inside of the barn 217 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,646 is by one of us going in undercover. 218 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,916 They're gonna notice adebayo and me with these injuries. 219 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,107 Cool. I'll do it. 220 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,044 You can't do it, man. Goff knows what we look like. 221 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,194 I'll wear a funny nose. 222 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,238 John, you're the only one. 223 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,531 I don't even wanna be here. And why are these wet? 224 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,533 - I washed them in the creek. - Why? 225 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,577 One of the things us warriors seldom talk about 226 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,555 is how often people shit themselves when they die. 227 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,790 It's a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass. 228 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,793 So now you want me to risk my life while wearing diarrhea pants? 229 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,646 Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea. I said it was shit. 230 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,950 - Was it diarrhea? - Yes, it was. 231 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,714 John, you can do this. 232 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,967 Just act like they act. Don't show any expression. 233 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,469 - Yeah, like harcourt. - Eat my dick, schwarze-never. 234 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,513 They're aliens. Do they even speak English? 235 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,866 They retain the memories of the bodies they've taken over, 236 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,393 so they seem to primarily use English when communicating. 237 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,811 Fuck. Fine. 238 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,107 - Can you look away? - Happily. 239 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,697 - John, you copy? - Yes, copy. 240 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,117 Don't look back. 241 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,541 They're everywhere. This is fucking stupid. 242 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,418 Remain calm. 243 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,962 Head towards the barn like you know what you're doing. 244 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,423 - Relax your face. - Shut up. I know. 245 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,116 Hey. 246 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,493 Fuck. 247 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,207 Where you going? 248 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,542 I'm going inside. 249 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,715 Fuck. 250 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,177 Because of this bag. 251 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,087 What the fuck does that mean? 252 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,269 Okay. Just wanted to make sure. 253 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,401 How the fuck did that work? 254 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,042 Sorry. 255 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,585 I have a real bad gag reflex. 256 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,046 Oh, shit. I'm good. 257 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,173 - I'm good. - Would you shut the fuck up? 258 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,596 I can't do this. 259 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:51,849 I can't do this. 260 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,603 John, you're already inside. You're doing great. 261 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,231 Please. What's there? 262 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,945 Stairs... 263 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,447 And an elevator. 264 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,242 An elevator's noisy. Head down the stain/vell. 265 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,037 Yeah, of course. You head down the fucking stairwell. 266 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,174 John, don't creep. 267 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,885 You have to act normal, like you're supposed to be there. 268 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,180 We just need you to place the helmet down as low as possible. 269 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,090 Oh, no. 270 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,058 John? 271 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,062 John, you copy? 272 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,652 Uh-uh. 273 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,196 Fuckit 274 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,114 no more kaijus. No more kaijus. 275 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,117 - Fuck this. - John, do you copy? 276 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:39,081 Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is that? 277 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,337 Cow, my ass. It's a motherfucking caterpillar 278 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,172 the size of the empire state building. 279 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,174 Get ready. 280 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,136 - We need to get the fuck out of here. - Hey! 281 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,222 Fuck. 282 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,771 The man you've taken over... 283 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,525 Why did he do that to his beard? 284 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,027 Do what? 285 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,239 Why did the color his beard all strange like that? 286 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,716 He thought it made him look younger and more handsome. 287 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,803 He never had a girlfriend, 288 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,138 so he thought dyeing his beard might help. 289 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,061 But he was also lazy and busy with hisjob, 290 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,190 and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly. 291 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,443 And when he did, he uses the cheapest brand 292 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,738 because he was incredibly underpaid. 293 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,076 Mostly, though, 294 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,205 he never thought anybody noticed... 295 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,459 Until recently, 296 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,590 when one guy said it to him all the time. 297 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,487 Humans can be really pathetic. 298 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,948 Yeah. 299 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,333 Fine, I dye my beard, all right? We all know it. 300 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,709 I guess I learned my lesson. 301 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,420 L'oréal probably is worth the extra few bucks. 302 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:53,215 Hey! That guy just put this down here. 303 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,640 - Fuck. Do it now! Do it! - Activate Sonic... 304 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,516 What the fuck? 305 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,939 - How'd that even happen? - My hands are sweaty. 306 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,791 No, get the fuck off me! 307 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,127 Activate Sonic boom. 308 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:48,978 Wait. 309 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,574 - Now. - Activate Sonic boom. 310 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,672 Fuck. Oh, god, fuck. Fuck. 311 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,425 Activate Sonic boom. 312 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,578 Activate Sonic boom. 313 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,123 Well, that's it for the charges. 314 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,269 - Look, I can help. - We need you to stay here, ads. 315 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354 If something happens to us, you're the only hope. 316 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,440 What the fuck am I? 317 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,650 What's the plan, man? 318 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,861 Let's go kill a cow. 319 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,212 Oh, god! 320 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,775 Chris, go kill the cow! We'll hold them off here! 321 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,246 Don't fuck with my bff. 322 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,786 Oh, darn it. 323 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,754 - Oh, my god. - What's happening? I can't see. 324 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,798 Harcourt is down. 325 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,466 What? 326 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,386 What the fuck do we do? 327 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,305 Wait. What are you doing? 328 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,702 No, no, adebayo, you can't. You'll get hurt. 329 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,126 You can't do this. Hey, what makes you think you can do this? 330 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,024 Because I'm made for this shit. 331 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,362 Dude, god damn it. You're gonna get hurt. 332 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,446 Fuck. 333 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,870 What the fuck? What the fuck? 334 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:01,083 Oh, my god! Oh, shit! 335 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,376 What the fuck? 336 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,624 Stay with me. 337 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,253 Help... Chris. 338 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,048 I have to get you out of here. 339 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,676 - Go. - And do what? 340 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,345 Leota. 341 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,073 Be with me, baby Jesus. 342 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,449 Okay. 343 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,090 - Goff? - Yeah. 344 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,629 Activate human torpedo! 345 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,005 Adebayo, no! 346 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,984 Ugh, Jesus, I told her not to use that one. 347 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,517 Listen to me. I have no reason to hurt you. 348 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,643 Stop fighting. 349 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,020 Follow me. 350 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:23,761 Holy cow. 351 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,764 It is. 352 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,855 All right, you found him. 353 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,570 I need three sets of hands to teleport her away from here. 354 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,655 Come again? 355 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,532 See that switch? 356 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,094 I need you to flip that while Locke and I work these two stations 357 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,036 to teleport the cow to our cavern in Maine. 358 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,329 Why the fuck would I help you? 359 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,290 Because I know that once I tell you the truth 360 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,250 like I did with judomaster, you'll join us. 361 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,668 Murn told us the truth already. 362 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,854 You've murdered innocent people all over the country 363 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,089 by taking them over in your dipshit quest for power. 364 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,966 We're not doing this for power. 365 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,759 We're doing it because we took a vow. 366 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,317 Our kind traveled here from a planet that had become unlivable. 367 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,194 Your planet had the habitat we needed. 368 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,197 Water to drink and air to breathe. 369 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,783 Your food couldn't sustain us, but... 370 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,203 That's why we brought her. 371 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,749 The cow would help the last of our people 372 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,709 survive for another 100 years. 373 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:41,548 But not long after we arrived, we realized the people of earth 374 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,384 were on the exact same trajectory as our people had been. 375 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,637 Ignoring science in favor of populist leaders 376 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,782 who tell you that the floods and the fires and the disease 377 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,558 are unrelated to your own actions. 378 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:54,853 Valuing profit over survival. 379 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,190 Treating minor inconveniences as assaults on your freedom. 380 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:03,403 And so we made a vow to do anything we could to change your future. 381 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,782 We made a vow to make the choices for you 382 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,034 that you were incapable of making on your own 383 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:13,622 to save your people and your world, no matter how many lives it cost us. 384 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,671 Murn disagreed with our methods. 385 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,092 He didn't think we had the right to impose our will. 386 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,555 But you're one of us, Christopher Smith. 387 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,809 Please, god. 388 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,648 I'll do whatever you want me to do... 389 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,030 For peace. 390 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:53,829 Thank you for feeding me 391 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,248 and talking to me and showing me kindness. 392 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,086 I see who you are and I see your character. 393 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,798 I tried telling you yesterday in the jar. 394 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,385 The peace sign. 395 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,600 Please... fulfill your calling. 396 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,353 Be the peacemaker. 397 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,898 Join us in saving your planet. 398 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:25,861 What do you say? 399 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,575 Activate human torpedo. 400 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,117 What? 401 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,378 Sorry, goff. 402 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,055 What the fuck? 403 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:58,018 Ugh! Fucking disgusting! Fuck! 404 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,032 Thank you. 405 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,557 Hey, guys, what's up? 406 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,160 You're late, you fucking dickheads. 407 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,500 Go fuck another fish, asshole. 408 00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:50,005 I'm so fucking sick of that rumor. 409 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,383 It's... not a rumor. 410 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,468 Fuck you, Barry. 411 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:19,867 Let's go. 412 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:36,051 Dude, you're shot. You gotta be admitted. 413 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:40,013 I'm fine, seriously. All I need is a good nap. 414 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,233 Did you hear all that stuff goff said? 415 00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,658 Did I just... 416 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,702 Kill the world? 417 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:05,371 Maybe. 418 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,918 Or maybe you just gave us a chance to make our own choices 419 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,920 instead of our bug overlords. 420 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:18,510 Why did you choose not to help them? 421 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:24,057 Because of your proto-fascist libertarian idea of freedom? 422 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,180 Because I knew they'd hurt you and the others if I did. 423 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,782 I'm sorry I betrayed you. 424 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:43,826 I know. 425 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,255 Where are you going? 426 00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,175 To do the right thing. 427 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,306 Don't tell v, but... 428 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:07,850 After eagly, 429 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:10,937 you're my bff. 430 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,412 Well you know my game 431 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,707 dirty like my name 432 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,252 and you're an angel 433 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,837 you're perfection in every way 434 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,758 say I'm a bad man... 435 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,974 Yes, that does mean Christopher Smith never wrote any diary. 436 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:54,189 Both the peacemaker and the costumed crime fighter vigilante 437 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,650 were working in a deep cover operation for the us government 438 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,111 called project butterfly. 439 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:04,449 This is all part of a black ops program known as task force x, 440 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,618 where convicted criminals are undertaking 441 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,454 dangerous missions for the United States 442 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:13,041 in exchange for time off their sentences. 443 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:17,337 It's been running for years out of belle reve prison 444 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,340 under the command of a... 445 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,259 Of a woman named Amanda waller... 446 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,844 What the fuck? 447 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,638 Who happens to be my mother. 448 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,645 Now I'm calling for an immediate investigation into these inhumane... 449 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,105 - Mr. Smith? - Abuses of power. 450 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,900 Darkness into light 451 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,780 but I want you to know 452 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:47,909 that no matter how this goes 453 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,286 are you listening? 454 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:56,292 Tell me are you listening? 455 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:00,171 I heard you've been out there for days. 456 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,424 Every time I made you wait 457 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,553 every time you lied awake 458 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:10,765 and you swore my name for my bad mistake 459 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:14,352 every time I lie to you 460 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,647 I wish I would have told the truth 461 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,859 for all those times 462 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:25,780 I apologize to you 463 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:27,574 to you 464 00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:31,369 oh every time I kiss your lips 465 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,455 it drives me crazy 466 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,167 beautiful 467 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,169 beautiful 468 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:45,550 yeah 469 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,206 Every time I come home late 470 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,793 every time I made you wait 471 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,130 every time you lied awake 472 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:29,093 and you swore my name for my bad mistake yeah 473 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,846 every time I lie to you 474 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,224 I wish I would have told the truth 475 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,353 for all those times 476 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,231 I apologize 477 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,860 for all those times 478 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,322 I apologize to you 479 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,033 fucking... go, go, go! 480 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:53,576 Fuck! 481 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,205 Whoa! 482 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,373 Fuck! 483 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,791 Whoa! 484 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:09,008 Every time I come home late 485 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,595 every time I made you wait 486 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,723 every time you lied awake 487 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:20,687 and you swore my name for my bad mistake yeah 488 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,523 every time I lie to you 489 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,901 I wish I would have told the truth 490 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,113 for all those times 491 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:34,242 I apologize 492 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,453 for all those times 493 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:42,959 I apologize to you 494 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,794 to you 495 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,379 to you 496 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,966 to you yeah yeah 497 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,801 to you 498 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,511 to you 499 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:57,181 to you yeah 500 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,100 to you 501 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,060 to you 502 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,564 to you, yeah 503 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,399 to you 504 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,359 to you 505 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,278 to you 506 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:02,413 Down down that beat to the floor 507 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:08,795 you can't kill my rock 'n roll 508 00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:11,255 I wanna go out 509 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,843 I wanna go out tonight 510 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,514 need to see the ones I like 511 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:23,434 no hard times just pure delight 512 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:29,398 I call you up, what's on your mind? 513 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:35,404 Why can't you come? Let's not waste more time 514 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:39,283 down down that beat to the floor 515 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:43,246 what we are living for 516 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,874 don't be a whiny bore 517 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:53,297 you can't kill my rock 'n roll 518 00:43:54,841 --> 00:44:00,763 down down for rock 'n roll 519 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,059 if you're gonna be sarcastic, 520 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,263 you should really warn people so there's no confusion. 521 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,311 What? 522 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,440 For instance, like, I'm about to be sarcastic, okay? 523 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,153 - Okay. - You're not fat at all. See? 524 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:18,114 Why are you all so obsessed with my physical appearance? 525 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,784 Sarcasm, I haven't noticed you eating way more corn chips 526 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:23,369 than any one human being should eat, 527 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:26,330 and I'm not worried that you're gonna die. 528 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,958 - But I am worried that you're gonna die. - Thanks.