1 00:00:25,504 --> 00:00:28,104 05 Starship Troopers Traitor Of Mars - Animation 2017 English 2 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,497 Officer on deck. 3 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,711 Today, you're going to locate a medium-sized bug colony... 4 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,921 and wipe it out. 5 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,384 Intel estimates infestation is level two. 6 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,095 Which means we're up against 1000 active defenders. 7 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,431 We know what to do. 8 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,724 Kill them all. 9 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,228 - Oh. - Yeah, that's the idea. 10 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,105 Run the plan, lieutenant. 11 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,649 Yes, sir. Uh... 12 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,858 Geo. 13 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,777 First team secures the landing zone, sir. 14 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,280 Uh, camacho. 15 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,575 We'll locate the target colony's entrance, sir? 16 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,577 Uh... one-oh-one. 17 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,121 We give them the gas. Kills bugs, but don't hurt us. 18 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,082 Baba. Oh, uh... 19 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,959 Jeez, that's me. Heh-heh. 20 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,295 Flip the nuke, flip the launcher on the nuke. 21 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,463 - Ugh. - Oh, uh, but not yet. 22 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,757 Uh... uh... 23 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:31,967 Dutch. 24 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,179 Me and Bessie seal the deal, right down their bug hole. 25 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,640 Eagle one, ready for take off. 26 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,561 Remember your training, and stick to the plan. Do you get me? 27 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,772 - We get you, sir. - Yes, sir. 28 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,024 Lock and load. 29 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,026 Ungh. Yeah. 30 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,611 Let's do this. 31 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,613 All right, baby. Mwah. 32 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,526 Eagle one, clear. 33 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,111 Eagle two, clear. 34 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,614 Eagle three, clear. 35 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,450 Eagle one, touchdown in 10... 36 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,994 nine, eight... 37 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,498 seven, six, five... 38 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:48,210 four, three, two, one. 39 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,815 Geo, no! 40 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,776 No, no. God, no. No, no! 41 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,954 Bug! 42 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,627 Come on, you apes. 43 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,505 Move out. Move it. Let's go! 44 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,933 God damn. 45 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,393 They don't quit. 46 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,354 What's your malfunction, lieutenant? 47 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,648 - Uh... - Come on. Get over here. 48 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,775 Go get them! 49 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,490 Form a perimeter. 50 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,246 Holy shit. 51 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,664 Oh, man. 52 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:11,001 No time for praying, son. I got your back. 53 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,171 Fire in the hole. 54 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,431 - Nice one. - Camacho, 9 o'clock. 55 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,189 - Help me, help me. - Camacho. 56 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,691 Colonel rico! 57 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,699 Pull back. Stay close. 58 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,210 Oh, man. We're surrounded again. 59 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,170 Here goes the gas. 60 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,466 Oh, shit! 61 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,055 Let the gas settle in. 62 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,015 Step back. 63 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,144 Colonel rico? 64 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,065 Rico, where are you? Whoa! 65 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,775 Who was that? 66 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,819 Whoa! I can't see anything. 67 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,737 Lieutenant, use your infrared. 68 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,614 And keep your head down. 69 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:23,990 Oh, right. 70 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,453 Um... okay, my infrared. 71 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,789 Infrared, infrared... 72 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,123 Oh, there you are. 73 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:37,170 - That's not your infrared, lieutenant. - Oh. 74 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,339 Then what is it? 75 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:55,272 Well, that was just outstanding. 76 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,857 Well, sir... 77 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,485 how come I always get ripped in half? 78 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,029 Bugs got your number, big man. 79 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:07,117 Colonel, no one told us it was a trap. That's not fair, sir. 80 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,328 Here's a little combat secret for you, lieutenant: 81 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,123 War isn't fair. It's always a trap. 82 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,417 Cancel your plans, troopers. 83 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,002 We go again tomorrow. 84 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,213 Uh... sorry, sir, but don't you remember? 85 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,673 Tomorrow's air day. 86 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,093 Celebrating 25 years of filtered Martian air. 87 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,595 Air day? 88 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,846 Yes, sir. 89 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,432 We take our terraforming very seriously. 90 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:34,060 No one appreciates a nice gulp of fresh air like a Martian, sir. 91 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,315 There are no Martians in my mobile infantry, lieutenant. 92 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,735 Only troopers who follow orders. Do you get me? 93 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,279 We get you, sir. 94 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,823 Same time tomorrow, troopers. 95 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,158 Dismissed. 96 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,412 - Way to go, baba. - What the hell was that about? 97 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:10,347 So how about those new Martian recruits? 98 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,892 - If you've been watching, you know. - Ls there anyone who isn't watching? 99 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,646 Ha-ha. It's the wackiest shit we've ever seen on fednet. 100 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,148 - Ha-ha-ha. - I call them my lost patrol. 101 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,442 I might feed them to the bugs and start over. 102 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,820 What do you expect from a bunch of Martian farm kids? 103 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,532 How is it that I got posted to the most uneventful colony... 104 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,993 in the entire federation? 105 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,203 Wait. 106 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,788 Don't answer that. 107 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,340 They could've made my life a whole lot worse... 108 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,427 considering I'm the only commanding officer... 109 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,929 ever to let an arachnid queen through our terran defences. 110 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,056 Don't be so hard on yourself, colonel. 111 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,142 If you'd pulled that trigger, we'd all be dead. 112 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,270 Thanks, Ratzass. 113 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,232 I need to stop reliving that moment. 114 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,360 Shoot some caffeine? 115 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,698 Check this out. Ha-ha-ha! 116 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:16,162 Colonial duty isn't for everybody, but Mars is a sweet place... 117 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,790 to kick back and get some r&r. 118 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,875 Do I look like someone who needs r&r? 119 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,546 I'd rather be stuck on a bug planet. At least I'd have something to shoot. 120 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,423 The Martians prefer the slow life. 121 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,883 You know if they break away from the federation... 122 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,219 they'll stop contributing to the war on bugs. 123 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,471 Makes no sense. 124 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,061 - Nice. - Guys, here it goes: 125 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,815 "There are no Martians in my mobile infantry. 126 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,234 Only troopers who follow orders." 127 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,862 "And the orders are: Stay in your quarters... 128 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,739 and don't have any fun." 129 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,743 Yeah, that's right. That's right. 130 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,953 "Real troopers don't celebrate air day. 131 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,582 - Real troopers don't need air." - "Real troopers don't need air." 132 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,919 You know, maybe it's true what they say. 133 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,088 Maybe Martians just aren't that smart. 134 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,842 That's what people used to say about me back in high school. 135 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,185 You idiot. 136 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,895 - You idiot. - He totally heard you. 137 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,938 You're all idiots. 138 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,316 I rest my case. 139 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,610 Martians and their god damned air. 140 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,696 That shit is starting to give me headaches. 141 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,954 - Hey, look! - Whoa. 142 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,919 Yeah. Wonder where they're going. 143 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:49,631 The fleet's making a massive strike on the aqz. 144 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,674 Yeah! 145 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,431 Yeah. 146 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,975 - Come on. Let's take a picture. - What's the matter? 147 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,436 Can't stand sitting one out? 148 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,439 I'm infantry. 149 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,067 We like to fight. 150 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:23,206 There's a distinctly different air to air day this year. 151 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,000 In addition to the usual all-night parties... 152 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,007 Martian separatists are using the holiday... 153 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,672 to promote Martian independence. 154 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:34,217 Recent opinion polls show that one in three Martians are tired... 155 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,719 of fighting a war that doesn't affect them. 156 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:41,891 And a startling 73 percent said they'd much rather drink beer. 157 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:48,982 Well, it looks like fun to be a Martian, but fun is for kids. 158 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:54,028 At 26, snapp isn '1' just the federation's youngest sky marshal. 159 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,198 Federal scientists now say she's probably the smartest woman... 160 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,992 who's ever lived. 161 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:04,497 In war, you're either part of the fight or you're part of the problem. 162 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,791 So do you think independence could catch on... 163 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,169 - in other emerging federal colonies? - Heh-heh. 164 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:14,048 No. Mars is a special case where ego politics and isolationism... 165 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,927 have conspired against moral responsibility. 166 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,805 One last question for our younger viewers, sky marshal: 167 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,683 Have you ever been wrong about anything? 168 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,897 Hmm. It's my curse. 169 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,024 Man". Would you like to know more? 170 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,153 In a bold move on the aqz, sky marshal snapp deployed... 171 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,281 the entire fleet for a surprise attack on the bugs. 172 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,492 This marks the 20th anniversary of the klendathu invasion. 173 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,121 Maybe this time, the operation will not be a total failure. 174 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,040 Would you like to know more? 175 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,008 Interstellar flight 103 to Geneva... 176 00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:00,762 now boarding at gate d-51. 177 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,062 Carmen. 178 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,940 Carmen. 179 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,610 Status report, code red. Plus one and counting. 180 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,945 It's getting thick out there. 181 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,573 Carl". Carmen. Carmen. 182 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,575 Carmen. 183 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,288 Carmen, it's Carl. 184 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,748 Carl? 185 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,792 You okay, ma'am? 186 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,169 Keep your eye on the drop. 187 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,298 Everything I'm about to say to you is classified... 188 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,467 so don't talk. 189 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,135 If you can read my thoughts... 190 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,930 then you know I'm a little busy right now, Carl. 191 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,099 And prepare to evade fire. 192 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,106 You're the only one who can help right now, Carmen. 193 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,732 What is it this time? 194 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,277 I need you to get a message to Johnny. 195 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,737 Johnny's on Mars, right? 196 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,614 You're a lot closer than me. 197 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,909 I can't get through to him like I can with you. 198 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,870 You know Johnny. He's got a thick head. 199 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,164 Shit. Hold on. 200 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,708 Carl? 201 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,252 Plasma. Incoming. 202 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,381 Maintain altitude. 203 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,508 Carl". Okay, I'm back. 204 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,677 So you want me to abandon my command... 205 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:26,597 in the aqz and go to Mars now? 206 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,767 Woman". Flight 103 to Geneva boarding now. 207 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,020 Now would be good. 208 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,939 Are you going to bother telling me why? 209 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,609 No. I think you're better off not knowing. 210 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,821 Direct hit on the Ishizuka. 211 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,323 Heavy damage! 212 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,243 Of course not, because that's the way you like it. 213 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,163 You haven't changed a bit, have you, Carl? 214 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,291 No, and I'm not planning to. 215 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,959 I need you to find Johnny. 216 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:59,630 Amy snapp is very upset with Mars, and you know how she can be. 217 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,924 Mobile infantry, commence drop. 218 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,010 Mobile infantry, commence drop. 219 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,721 Enjoy the flight, sir. 220 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,973 Thank you. 221 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,934 You're not being very concrete, Carl. 222 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,062 Yes, I know. 223 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:18,441 If the truth about Mars ever comes out, it will destroy the federation. 224 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,526 Is the truth really that bad? 225 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,904 Six units standing by for delivery. 226 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,447 I'm afraid it is. 227 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,163 Freeze. 228 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,165 Well, anyway, good luck. 229 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,501 That's it? "Good luck"? 230 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,087 Yes. We're going to need it. 231 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,713 Both hands in the air. 232 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,721 He's in my head! 233 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,865 So you're in, right? 234 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,867 Where will I find him? 235 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:14,956 In the Martian outback. Somewhere along the valles marineris. 236 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,505 Psi, asshole. 237 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,384 Carl? 238 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,182 You're under arrest. 239 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,309 Carl? 240 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,061 Carl. 241 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,189 - Carl Jenkins in custody. - We got Jenkins. 242 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,407 Put him under. 243 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,118 Damn you, Amy. 244 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,544 Simulation, my ass. 245 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,633 You know, even bugs learn from their mistakes. 246 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,345 Maybe we need an easier sim, sir. 247 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:15,475 Hot lz 1 is kind of where it all starts, lieutenant. Unless you wanna run... 248 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,768 baby-bug petting zoo. 249 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,233 Well, I think we could all use a win. Heh. 250 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,697 What's that? 251 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,449 Bug plasma. 252 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,409 What the hell? 253 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,789 Bugs on Mars? Is this the next training sim, sir? 254 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,253 Negative. This is real world, trooper. 255 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,172 Get everyone into battle armour. 256 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,424 Uh, yes, sir. 257 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,649 How bad is it? 258 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,026 There's a major bug outbreak on the surface. 259 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,861 - Including plasma bugs. - Yeah. 260 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,696 I kind of figured that. 261 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,741 It's been classified as a level-four infestation. 262 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,828 The 2nd Mars mobile infantry is deployed and engaged on the ground. 263 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,997 Level four? 264 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,624 Do you know what that means? 265 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,292 We're getting visuals now. 266 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,511 We just lost our connection to the federation, sir. 267 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,556 We're sitting ducks up here. Initiate evacuation protocols. 268 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,932 Yes, sir. 269 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,186 Direct plasma hit to flight bay. 270 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,272 I'm taking lost patrol down to the planet. 271 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,983 You're going in with those Martian kids? Are you crazy? 272 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,277 Someone's gotta knock out those bug batteries. 273 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,862 We've trained for it, so today's the day. 274 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,229 You're a brass-balled trooper through and through, rico. 275 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,033 And god damn it, I'm going with you. 276 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,960 Hey, Ratzass, come on. 277 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,169 Let's move. 278 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,174 Emergency systems activated. 279 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,832 What's your status, lieutenant? 280 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,596 Uh... power suits on, sir. 281 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,141 Get everyone on the boat now. This station is gonna blow. 282 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,978 What? I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that? 283 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,273 Code red. Evacuation protocol initiated. 284 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,191 Get everyone on the boat now. 285 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,444 We got bugs to kill. 286 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,116 Oh, my god. We're all gonna die. 287 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,911 You do not have permission to die! 288 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,921 Someone wanted me here. 289 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:55,426 And whoever it was already knew there were bugs on Mars. 290 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,559 Colonel rico. 291 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,020 Lost patrol. 292 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,272 Today's the day to prove yourselves. 293 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,733 We descend to the Mars surface immediately. 294 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,781 Mars is your home, troopers, and today, she needs your help. 295 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,618 Wipe out every bug that you see, and take back your planet. 296 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,328 Yes, sir. 297 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,131 Training's over, troopers. 298 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,218 Sergeant major Ratzass is coming along for the ride. 299 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,721 - We're dropping with a legend. - Yeah. Let's swing. 300 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,391 Come on, you apes. You wanna live forever? 301 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,726 - Hooah! - To the drop ship now. 302 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,561 On the bounce, troopers. 303 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:51,065 Set your suits to zero pressure, troopers. 304 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,735 Radio test. Do you all read me? 305 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,821 - Baba, okay. - One-oh-one, okay. 306 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,365 - Camacho, okay. - Dutch, okay. 307 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,617 Geo, okay. 308 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,832 Colonel rico, this looks bad. 309 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,376 Move it, move it. Let's go. 310 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,131 Move it or lose it. 311 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,262 - Let's get out of here. - Yes, sir. 312 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,516 The hangar door won't open, colonel. We're a no-go. 313 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,935 We're a no-go only if I say so. 314 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,270 Everyone on board? 315 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,230 Uh... yes, sir. 316 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,233 Colonel, no good. We're stuck. 317 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,741 Maybe this isn't gonna work, colonel. 318 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,242 Bullshit. 319 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,619 Link my suit to your weapons system. 320 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,329 Roger that. 321 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,126 Ready... 322 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,086 fire. 323 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,509 Here we go! 324 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,941 Oh, my god! 325 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,906 Remember your training, troopers, and you will not die. 326 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,964 We're going down brown, sir. 327 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,716 Are your people ready to jump? 328 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,093 We're gonna jump? 329 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,054 This is it, troopers. 330 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,640 We're going halo out the rear hatch. 331 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,183 The choice is yours. 332 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:50,893 Sit here and die... 333 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,896 or make the jump and die. Ha-ha. 334 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,996 Relax. It's a good day to die. Ha-ha-ha. 335 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,108 Good news is we are all-systems-go. 336 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,361 Everything is working the way it's supposed to. 337 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,909 The bad news is M.I.'S got a 12-percent casualty drop rate... 338 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,953 that's pretty hard to crack. 339 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,042 Five hundred meters to surface. 340 00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:01,630 Retros in three, two, one. 341 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:05,843 Bounce back, baby. 342 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,637 Oh, man, you do that once, and you wanna do it again. 343 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,347 Just like sex. 344 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,017 - Even better. Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, yeah! 345 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,476 Not better than sex, though. 346 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,271 Welcome to the mobile infantry. 347 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:21,317 Now, cut the chatter and get ready to shit yourselves all over again. 348 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,110 What are you talking about, sir? 349 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,070 Look down, lieutenant. 350 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,073 The surface is crawling with bugs. 351 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,492 What do we do, sir? 352 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,078 Fire at will. 353 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,582 Oh. Uh, kill them all, apes. 354 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,084 Clear a spot to land. 355 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,223 Form up. Hold what you got. 356 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,601 Lieutenant, get over here. 357 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,982 I can't, sir. Too many of them. 358 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,360 Fine. Just hold your position. 359 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:08,656 Lieutenant baba, do not use the nuke. 360 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,033 Where are you, colonel? I can't see your beacon. 361 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,160 Four o'clock. Eight hundred meters. 362 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,331 Aw, shit. 363 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,502 - Reload. - Me too. 364 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:22,711 No, me first. 365 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,347 Are you all right? 366 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:34,723 Yeah. 367 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,184 I think so, sir. 368 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,396 Ratzass. Ratzass, what's your 20? 369 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,565 Lieutenant, go check on the sergeant major. 370 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,317 Yes, sir. 371 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,069 Colonel, over here. 372 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,946 What's wrong with him? 373 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,698 About to find out. 374 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,783 Sergeant major? 375 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,248 - Oh, god. - Damn it. 376 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,422 Looks like ratzass popped a seal and froze to death. 377 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,551 Present arms. 378 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,435 Lost patrol, we've got work to do. 379 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,984 More bugs. 380 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,866 On the bounce! 381 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,250 Again. 382 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,385 Hold your positions. 383 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,095 Whoo! 384 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,599 Follow me. 385 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,734 Plasma bugs. 386 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,780 If we don't kill them all tonight, they'll take Mars by morning. 387 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,700 You can get a speeding ticket from a satellite, but the federation misses this? 388 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:20,370 Yeah, someone with experience screwed this pooch. 389 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,081 Ready nukes. 390 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,792 Lieutenant, you receiving my fire coordinates? 391 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,085 Yes, sir. 392 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,045 Camacho, come on. 393 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,383 Prepare to fire. 394 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,802 Sound-off ready. 395 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,303 Eyes on target. 396 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,888 - I'm hot. - Me too. 397 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,933 In three, two, one. 398 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,559 This one's for ratzass. 399 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,938 Fire! Teach them not to mess with Mars. 400 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,948 Fall back, troopers. 401 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,076 On the bounce! 402 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,664 Watch your rocket fuel. 403 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,474 You stuck that landing. 404 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:26,395 Stop dragging ass, lieutenant. 405 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,980 Brace for impact! 406 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,501 Well, I guess we showed them, huh? 407 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,130 Yeah. And now all their friends are gonna come looking for us. 408 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,632 When's the rescue boat coming, sir? 409 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,135 Sometime between now and never. 410 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,386 Let's move. 411 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,764 Wha...? I mean, the fleet, sir. 412 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,101 They gotta be sending the fleet, right? 413 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,271 - Let's keep moving. - Huh? 414 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,329 Alpha squad, 50-percent casualty rate. 415 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,997 Delta squad in full retreat. 416 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,042 This operation's like slow-motion suicide. 417 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,212 Captain, fednet has reported an infestation on Mars. 418 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,589 - They've taken the whole planet. - What? 419 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,676 Captain, we have two federation starships... 420 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,178 on tactical approach. 421 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:45,307 - Report. - Unable to confirm ID. 422 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,978 John a. Warden, this is the special branch. 423 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,647 The special branch? 424 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,190 What are they doing here? 425 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:57,319 Captain Carmen Ibanez, you are hereby relieved of duty... 426 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,029 for this operation. 427 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,698 Relinquish command and surrender your vessel. 428 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,288 What's this about? 429 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,374 Under whose orders? 430 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,668 We don't answer questions at special branch. 431 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,296 Failure to comply is treason against the federation. 432 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,882 Stand down, or we will destroy you. 433 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,676 Our vessels are the same, ma'am. 434 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,261 Then we're in luck. 435 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,351 Stay right where you are. 436 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:33,981 Carl, I don't know why, but I believe you. 437 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,859 Whoa! 438 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,362 John a. Warden is breaking away, sir. 439 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,406 She's out of her mind. 440 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:43,907 Fire at will! 441 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,378 - Captain. - Don't worry. That beam will never hit us. 442 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,261 We're in their blind spot. Crap design. 443 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,763 Captain, I'm afraid we're losing speed and falling. 444 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,682 Yes, I know. 445 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,601 Prepare to fire the main thrusters on my signal. 446 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:15,856 We're going to swing by and slingshot straight to Mars. 447 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,154 Flashes of light from Mars tell the tale of a heroic last stand... 448 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,407 between a light platoon of mobile infantry and a bug army... 449 00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:28,493 of 100,000 arachnid warriors, and then... 450 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,871 Mars goes dark. 451 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,333 Federal scientists now believe an undetected bug meteor... 452 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,837 may have impacted the Martian outback three years ago. 453 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,215 Officials refuse to speculate about how many, if any... 454 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,718 of Mars' human inhabitants may have survived... 455 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,887 the arachnid sneak attack. 456 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,390 But who should we blame for this tragedy? 457 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:54,603 Federal psychologists say it's most likely Martians. 458 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,898 They also warn us that those oh-so-Martian yearnings... 459 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:01,234 for personal rights and freedom are, in reality, primitive... 460 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,112 childlike behaviours that destabilize society... 461 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,823 and weaken the human will to survive. 462 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,950 Would you like to know more? 463 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,005 It's not just about our safety. 464 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,757 It's about duty. 465 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:26,009 It's about the future. 466 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,971 You're right. Because the future is everyone's duty. 467 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,849 Heh. That is sharp. 468 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,602 Very sharp. 469 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,356 - Daniel? - Yes, Amy? 470 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,608 Do we have today's numbers? 471 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:45,487 Your approval rating is at 82.5 percent. 472 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,241 Ha-ha. I almost don't believe it. 473 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,701 - Almost. - It is historic. 474 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:55,330 No other sky marshal has ever been more popular. 475 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:59,918 Still, there's always room for improvement. 476 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,589 The more people hate Martians, the more they like you. 477 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,717 Speaking of which, are we moving forward with the plan? 478 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,469 You tell me. 479 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,221 Is the q-bomb ready? 480 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,349 Yes, but I'm not sure if the public is ready. 481 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,686 Oh, they're ready. They just don't know it yet. 482 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,313 Shall I prepare a statement? 483 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,690 Please. 484 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:25,819 Something inspirational this time. Ah. 485 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:28,655 Maybe hit some family notes. 486 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,075 You're right. 487 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:35,829 Because the future is everyone's duty. 488 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,832 The only thing missing... 489 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,085 is a villain. 490 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,686 The traitor of Mars is still sleeping it off. 491 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,771 He's dreaming about high school. 492 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,648 High school? 493 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,150 Really? 494 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:09,237 Can you imagine what Carl Jenkins was like in high school? 495 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,115 Wake him up. 496 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,545 What is this thing you have for bugs, Carl? 497 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:31,218 Well, to beat your enemy, you have to know your enemy. 498 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,803 And I learn something new every day. 499 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,515 And what did you learn today? 500 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,726 Someone wanted Mars to get infested. 501 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,395 And that someone's not you? 502 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,149 You were in the perfect position to mastermind it. 503 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,277 Amy, please. 504 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,821 What are you going to do to Mars? 505 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:55,742 I'm going to save them from themselves. 506 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,410 A q-bomb? 507 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,620 Really? 508 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,206 Is that your solution? 509 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,707 Come on, Amy. 510 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,753 Is this about the federation or your approval ratings? 511 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,005 I've heard enough. 512 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,182 Sweet dreams, Carl. 513 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:25,021 You don't need to worry about my ratings, Carl. 514 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:30,277 All it takes is a little fireworks and my ratings will soar. 515 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,991 Sit back and enjoy the show, general. 516 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,545 Think those bugs are here for us too, colonel? 517 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,714 Yeah. They're watching us. 518 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,092 They're afraid we'll nuke them if they get too close. 519 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,262 Just don't tell them we're out of nukes. 520 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,223 Stupid bugs ain't gonna forget about us anytime soon. 521 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,727 Bet they're just tired of us nuking them right up their bug hole. 522 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:09,232 Forty-five degree... okay. 523 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,527 Come back. Come back. 524 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,906 Can anyone tell me what the fuck lieutenant baba's doing? 525 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:21,244 He's working up some kind of old-time radio rig, send out an SOS. 526 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:25,665 He better not SOS the whole damn hive, get us all killed. 527 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:29,169 This is Martian national guard. Please identify. 528 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,379 Well, I'll be a Martian's uncle. 529 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,549 This is Martian national guard. Please identify. 530 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:35,925 George? 531 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,345 I repeat, this is Martian national guard. 532 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,139 - Please identify. - I may have got us a ride, sir. 533 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:44,476 I may have underestimated you, lieutenant baba. 534 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,145 Ha-ha. Is that you, coz? 535 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,440 Well, hallelujah! 536 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,152 What the heck you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 537 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:57,280 Uh, we've been nuking bugs, George. You? 538 00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,158 I was out here rescuing our men. 539 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,786 But it appears there ain't no one left to rescue. 540 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,413 You mean, everyone's dead? 541 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,707 Well, no one's picking up, you hear? 542 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,418 Maybe some of them's down in the mines. 543 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,504 We got damn overrun. 544 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,131 I never seen so many bugs in my life. 545 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,259 Well, they're still afraid of us. 546 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,097 Run. 547 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,150 Ungh. I can't land. 548 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:40,198 Go. Run for the boat. 549 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,492 Use your retros and jump on board. 550 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,063 Camacho, go! 551 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,708 Come on. 552 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,588 Rico! 553 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,548 No! 554 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,561 Ungh. Damn it. 555 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,566 Colonel. 556 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:05,742 Mars: To be, or not to be? 557 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:09,746 That's the big question, and everybody has an opinion. 558 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:12,415 Mars is a bug planet, no question. 559 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,460 One q-bomb will fix that. Problem solved. 560 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:20,006 Low-gravity birth makes babies stupid, but instead, we call them "Martians." 561 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:23,301 That's a fascinating perspective. Thank you. 562 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:27,680 Any planet that symbolizes anger, war and rampant male sexuality... 563 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,682 deserves to be blown up. 564 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,061 A lot of ideas in there. You've really done your homework. 565 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:37,774 Mars is a small, mediocre planet that's only popular because it's red. 566 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,944 Heh. That's certainly one way of looking at it. 567 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,780 Let's find out what federation's smartest woman thinks... 568 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,991 as we take you live to space command. 569 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,543 Ladies and gentlemen of the united citizens federation... 570 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,920 sky marshal Amy snapp. 571 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,597 Fellow citizens, we have ourselves a problem. 572 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:13,893 The arachnid outbreak on Mars is quickly spinning out of control. 573 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:18,398 We've lost contact with her major cities, and her defences are down. 574 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,150 You may have heard that the federation fleet... 575 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,236 cannot come to the rescue this time... 576 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:26,906 because they're busy pummelling the bugs in their own backyard. 577 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:32,579 But rest assured, fellow citizens, we have an Ace in the hole. 578 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:36,040 Ladies and gentlemen... 579 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,376 the q-bomb. 580 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:43,464 Planted on Mars for this very purpose. 581 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,260 No, not everyone is going to like the idea... 582 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,971 of losing a colony at the press of a button. 583 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,223 But if you've ever been to the front lines... 584 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,310 then you know that to win this war... 585 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,688 you need to play the long game. 586 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,732 Take a look around... 587 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,735 at your friends, at your loved ones... 588 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,779 and ask yourself one question: 589 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:11,659 If we give them Mars, then what will they want next? 590 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:22,086 I've assembled a task force to determine what assets, if any... 591 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,380 can be recovered from Mars. 592 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:27,759 But we must act quickly, before... 593 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:33,973 Before sensitive targets are compromised by arachnid incursion. 594 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,894 We can't afford to wait, because... 595 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,948 We're not about to let bugs pry into our little secrets. Ungh. 596 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,750 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 597 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:10,301 Johnny. 598 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,262 Johnny. 599 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,975 Johnny rico. 600 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,898 Wake up, Johnny. 601 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,109 You can't sleep all day. 602 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,863 - Come on, Johnny. - Mmm. 603 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,951 Okay, fine. 604 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,296 Seriously? 605 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,632 Oh, Johnny. 606 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,649 Feeling better? 607 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,152 Am I... 608 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,654 ."Dead? 609 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,415 What the...? 610 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,169 Are you... 611 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:27,712 diz? 612 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,674 I knew that would work. 613 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:35,845 You died at whiskey outpost. 614 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:39,140 Wait. Am I dead too? 615 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,767 No, silly. 616 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:44,187 But the way you sleep, you might as well be. 617 00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,777 Where am I? 618 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,285 Oh, shit. 619 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,010 Mars. 620 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,012 I'm on Mars. 621 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:21,307 Yup. Mars needs you. 622 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,102 And I need you to get rolling. 623 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,695 Right. 624 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:36,864 The bugs. 625 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,574 Exactly. 626 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,201 The bugs. 627 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,621 - You are such a little genius. - What...? 628 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:47,250 What about my guys, the lost patrol? 629 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,672 Water. 630 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,466 I need water. 631 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,931 Well, that shouldn't be too hard. 632 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:03,933 I need water. 633 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,496 I keep drinking, but I'm still thirsty. 634 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,956 Drink some more. 635 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,427 Are you a ghost? 636 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,095 No. 637 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:44,891 So I'm not dead. 638 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,226 Can the dead walk? 639 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,729 No. 640 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:52,148 Then keep walking. 641 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,297 Get up, rico. 642 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,882 I. 643 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,009 What's your malfunction? 644 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,804 Oh. Okay. 645 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,811 - Are you dying on me? - What? 646 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:34,023 I said, are you dying on me, trooper? 647 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:35,733 No. 648 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,235 No, what? 649 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,444 No, sir. 650 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:43,074 Then move your candy ass. 651 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:45,451 Yes, sir. 652 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,717 Whoa. 653 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,512 Whoa! 654 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:08,975 I don't get it, sir. 655 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,018 Where's the fleet? 656 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:14,563 Don't ask me. Marsnet's down. Everything's down. 657 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,024 Oh, dang it! 658 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,986 What kind of pilot blasts off on empty? 659 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:24,115 - I wasn't thinking, coz. I was scared. - Oh... 660 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,284 What if the fleet isn't coming, sir? 661 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,036 Of course the fleet's coming. They have to. 662 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,956 What, they're gonna just ditch us? And all of Mars too? 663 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,000 We about to ditch Mars our damn selves. 664 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,753 You think terran citizens are gonna care about a few stranded Martians? 665 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:42,049 They'd better at least pretend to care. We haven't left the federation just yet. 666 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,551 What are you doing, baba? 667 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:46,220 I'm trying to get some of our ass-kicking fight up... 668 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,639 on fedbook, but I can't get connected. 669 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,101 Bug plasma probably fried the comm satellites. 670 00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:59,108 So are you sure I'm not dead? 671 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,236 Will you stop asking me that already? 672 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,447 Well, it just... 673 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,700 made sense that I might be dead. 674 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,077 Made sense? 675 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:13,372 Not everything makes sense, Johnny boy. 676 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,458 You're alive and well. 677 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:19,754 And the federation's going to crack their own colony with a q-bomb. 678 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,630 Q-bomb? 679 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,674 You want me to take care of it? 680 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,636 No. I need you to take care of it. 681 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:32,975 Aw, do it for me, Johnny. 682 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,270 Please. 683 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,397 Yeah. 684 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,192 Yeah. 685 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,407 OK 686 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:50,659 For you. 687 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:51,994 Good. 688 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:59,835 - I just don't know where the hell it is. - Oh, that's the easy part. 689 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:01,921 It's under an old terraforming tower. 690 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,507 We're already halfway there. 691 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,010 - Yes, sir. - Heh-heh. 692 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,435 Do you remember high school? 693 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,729 I remember football. 694 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,898 And enlistment. 695 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,691 That's about it. 696 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,360 Oh, and that asshole, Zander. 697 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,861 Heh. Zander. 698 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,197 What a prick. 699 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,158 What about your friends, Johnny? 700 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,868 Friends? 701 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:36,122 I don't know. I had a few. 702 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,999 Not really sure where they all went. 703 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,877 Well, what about Carl? 704 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:44,588 Weren't you guys best friends or something? 705 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,507 Yeah, I guess so. 706 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,926 But that was a long time ago. 707 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,302 Carl changed. 708 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,514 He's a general now, and it's almost like he's too big... 709 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,558 to be friends with. 710 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,271 I mean, it's not his fault. 711 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,440 He's busy saving the whole federation. 712 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,858 Yeah. 713 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,485 But I guess he could try a little harder. 714 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:09,989 Let's not get our hopes up. 715 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,661 - Come on, Johnny. - Come on, Johnny. 716 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:18,164 - We are friends, aren't we? - We are friends, aren't we? 717 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,919 - Johnny! - What? 718 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,508 Come on. 719 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:16,115 Try any stupid mind tricks and we will kill you. 720 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:21,370 - Do you get me? - Yes, I get you coming and going. 721 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,672 What the hell was that, Carl? 722 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,841 Classic speech, Amy. 723 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,802 Really sorted things out for the masses. 724 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:40,764 "If you love your family, then you should let me blow up Mars..." 725 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,641 - Shut up. - Ungh! 726 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,105 The people need an explanation, Carl. 727 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,817 And they prefer one that tastes good and goes down easy. 728 00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:56,113 This isn't a popularity contest. 729 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,867 Leading the federation is about responsibility. 730 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:03,996 No. It's all about ratings, Carl. 731 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,624 And you screwed with mine. 732 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,627 I guess I know my enemy. 733 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:14,214 General Carl Jenkins, you are hereby charged with sedition... 734 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,801 and conspiracy against the united citizen federation. 735 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:22,514 At 1600 hours, the federal council will convene to hear your case... 736 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:27,269 and when you are found guilty, witness your execution. 737 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:34,526 Is there anything you wish to say at this time? 738 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:37,613 Yes. 739 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,947 (I beg you, am)'- 740 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,867 don't blow up Mars. 741 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:45,496 Take it back from the bugs and return it to the Martian people. 742 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:51,168 Show them, show everyone just how big the federation really is. 743 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:52,461 Too late. 744 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:55,005 Mars is fucked. 745 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,925 In a few hours, you'll be dead, Carl. 746 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,344 Then I can get back to work... 747 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,847 and blow up Mars as a warning to any future colony... 748 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,809 that will not bend to the federal will. 749 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:11,814 It's an epic, elegant revenge. 750 00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:14,525 It's so you, Amy. 751 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:19,029 Except you went and made me the fall guy. 752 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:23,534 Ah! 753 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,537 You broke my nose. 754 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:27,830 You fuck. 755 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,918 Now it's your turn, Johnny. 756 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:39,007 Johnny. 757 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,971 God, no. 758 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,941 Diz, I kicked ass. 759 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,737 Yeah, trooper. 760 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,947 You kicked ass. 761 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,788 Battery's dead. 762 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:11,039 Can't move. 763 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,292 Let's get you out of that. 764 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,336 Good idea. 765 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,185 It's good to see you again, Johnny. 766 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:33,395 It's been too long, that's for sure. 767 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:39,193 The last thing I remember is that night in tango urilla. 768 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,321 You were everything I ever wished for. 769 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,199 You were everything and a bit more. 770 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,785 - Where'd you learn to do that, anyway? - Johnny. 771 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,498 It's true. 772 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,833 I wish it could've lasted a lifetime. 773 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,794 Oh, Johnny. 774 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,337 You're making me cry. 775 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:01,381 You know I fucking hate this shit. 776 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,384 You started it, diz. You got the whole ball rolling, really. 777 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,345 I just never picked it up. 778 00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:07,721 Oh, stop it. 779 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:10,182 You were just fine, Johnny. 780 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,934 Really. 781 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:17,022 There. 782 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,361 That old terraforming tower? 783 00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,946 Yeah. 784 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:25,614 It's there. 785 00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,783 Just raring to blow. 786 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:33,372 Who wants to blow up Mars, diz, and why? 787 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:38,252 Unfortunately, that's a long, sad story. 788 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,295 Which happens to be classified. 789 00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,422 Classified? 790 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,843 U2'? 791 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,647 You'll find a way, Johnny. 792 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,816 You always do. 793 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,655 Oh, my god. 794 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,615 Oh, crap, what now? 795 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,118 Colonel Rico's still alive. 796 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,786 Well, how's that's bad? 797 00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:14,496 Well, it's not bad, it's good. 798 00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:17,207 But it means we left a man behind. 799 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,376 Mobile infantry doesn't leave people behind. 800 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:23,380 That's right. Now it's our turn to do some rescuing. 801 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,007 You mean, go back to Mars? 802 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:27,801 - We gotta get colonel rico back. - Fuck, yeah! 803 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,053 Now, look here, amigos... 804 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:35,100 what you're talking about is a one-way rocket right back to bug city. 805 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:36,476 We're the mobile infantry. 806 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:37,895 It's time to get mobile. 807 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,981 Yeah. Don't ask why. Ask why not. 808 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:42,190 Well, okay. 809 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:45,152 But how am I supposed to land without retros? 810 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,738 You're the pilot. Look for some place soft. 811 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,740 Too bad your head's not bigger. 812 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,245 Damn bugs. You kill one, and there's 10 more to take its place. 813 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:10,946 Damn it. 814 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:39,474 You picked a good day to die. 815 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,301 It is a good day to die. 816 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,596 OK 817 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,682 - Head down, colonel. - What? 818 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,351 Incoming. 819 01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:18,657 Colonel, are you okay? 820 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:21,660 - Lieutenant baba? - Hooah! 821 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,328 Yes, sir, colonel. 822 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,456 We knew you'd make it. Heh-heh. 823 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:36,842 This is not good. 824 01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:38,343 Oh, my god. 825 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:39,803 No. 826 01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:45,517 Everybody, jump. This landing ain't gonna be pretty. 827 01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,519 Hey, what about you? 828 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:50,689 I am a mighty Martian warrior... 829 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:54,151 as good as y'all and probably a whole lot better. 830 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:13,920 Kill them all! 831 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,597 See you, coz. 832 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:27,601 I thought he was funny, and at least he went out with a bang. 833 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,020 Yeah. 834 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:31,938 Colonel. 835 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:33,648 All right. 836 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,321 It's so great to see you, sir. 837 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,324 Yeah. We're kind of running out of time. 838 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,534 What's the situation, lieutenant? 839 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,622 Well, sir, we thought it was pretty bad. Heh. 840 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:52,751 No sign of the fleet, and you left behind on Mars... 841 01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:54,920 and no connection to fednet, even. 842 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,422 The federation's blown us off, sir. 843 01:01:57,589 --> 01:02:00,091 - Why are they doing this? - They've left us behind, sir. 844 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,385 Is it because we're Martians? 845 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:06,681 There are no Martians in my mobile infantry. 846 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,309 Only troopers who follow orders. 847 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,187 Awaiting your orders, sir. 848 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:13,980 Good. 849 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:16,983 Our next mission begins immediately. 850 01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:21,238 We need to get to that old terraforming tower. 851 01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:32,123 Fellow citizens... 852 01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:35,168 today is a sad day, indeed. 853 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,672 Mars has gone silent... 854 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:41,591 her surface overwhelmed by arachnids... 855 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,552 with no sign of survivors... 856 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,597 military or civilian. 857 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:52,185 We now stand at a critical juncture. 858 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:55,397 After weighing our options, I now believe... 859 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:59,025 there is only one thing left to do. 860 01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:03,071 We must dare to destroy Mars. 861 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:07,742 Our war against the bugs cannot be won by committee... 862 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:11,288 or by debate, or by due process. 863 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,498 It can only be won... 864 01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:17,752 by citizens who have the guts to do what's right. 865 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:22,507 To make the hard decisions that will ensure our safety... 866 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,844 And indeed, the survival of our species. 867 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,692 Oh, Mars. 868 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:44,738 We forgive you for your fleeting captivation with independence. 869 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:49,117 We will remember you for your frontier spirit... 870 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,786 and your sheer will to survive. 871 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:57,292 And most of all, your refusal to let bugs set foot on your soil. 872 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:01,671 Long live Mars, the god of war. 873 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,632 You have earned my deepest respect. 874 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:07,719 And by my authority as sky marshal... 875 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:10,889 I hereby Grant you eternal rest... 876 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,767 along with all those bugs. 877 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,005 Huh? 878 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:56,101 Sorry to interrupt, sky marshal, but someone has sabotaged marsnet. 879 01:04:56,267 --> 01:05:00,105 The citizens need to know that we're still in the fight for Mars. 880 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,690 What? No. 881 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:04,359 Captain. 882 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:07,904 I'm connected live to fort kilo. 883 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,533 The mobile infantry is alive and well. 884 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,284 But... 885 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:15,120 That's impossible. 886 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:17,831 See for yourself, sky marshal. 887 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:22,085 Uh, are we live? 888 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:24,254 - We're on. - Rico here. 889 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:28,758 While engaging the enemy, we discovered a live q-bomb. 890 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:34,431 The thing was set to blow by mistake, so we shut the thing down pronto. 891 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:36,224 Yeah! 892 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:40,270 Just in time, too, thanks to some Martian troopers. 893 01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:42,272 Hope that wasn't a problem. 894 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:46,109 We're gonna keep fighting, and we're gonna kill a lot of damn bugs. 895 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,111 Lost patrol. 896 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:51,197 All". Hooah! We got this. 897 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,116 Mars ain't done for yet. 898 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,743 (We're gonna cook up some real bug-bc). 899 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:59,164 With some sauce. 900 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:02,584 No. No. 901 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,095 So don't you worry, sky marshal. 902 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,848 We're still here, and we're gonna keep fighting. 903 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:18,099 And we're gonna win. 904 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,809 Hooah! 905 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,653 Uh-oh. Colonel, look at that. 906 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,877 Well, here we go again. 907 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:02,894 Shit. 908 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,187 Fire! 909 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:18,243 It looks like all the bugs are coming to this picnic. 910 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,787 If only there were a way to crash their little party. 911 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,625 Sir, the bugs are gonna tear this place apart. 912 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,460 Geo. 913 01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:30,171 What happens if you turn that thing on? 914 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:32,173 You mean, like, make some weather? 915 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:35,260 I mean, rip the sky apart. Can you do that? 916 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:38,680 The core's power's still live. I think we can manage. 917 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,557 Do it. I want full power. 918 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:43,726 - We're going for balls-out overload. - Give me 10 minutes. 919 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:47,021 - Hey, camacho, you wanna help? - You bet. 920 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:53,903 Lost patrol, geo needs 10 minutes. 921 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,405 Make sure he gets it. 922 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:58,950 What happens after 10 minutes? They gonna make it rain? 923 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:00,702 Like bugs give a shit about water. 924 01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,370 No, that ain't how it works. 925 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:05,957 They're gonna overload the reactor and blow up the atmosphere. 926 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:07,917 Well, what about us? 927 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,587 Oh, shit. 928 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,721 Uh... 929 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,935 - Flip everything to full power. - You got it. 930 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,813 Seems easy enough. 931 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:49,334 Geo's doing some good work. 932 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:53,338 Yeah, heh, if you like watching the whole world come apart. 933 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,590 You wanna live forever, lieutenant? 934 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:59,510 No, but a little longer would be okay. 935 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:08,186 We're born and raised on Mars. 936 01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:11,439 Never seen storms like this. Ah! 937 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,399 Yeah! 938 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:39,008 Too bad the good citizens of the federation can't see this. 939 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,345 Yeah, they ought to know that someone's still holding the line. 940 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:46,224 The whole federation's been watching you guys, this whole time. 941 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,433 Carmen. 942 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,021 Woo-hoo! She's right. My camera's linked to fednet. 943 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:56,609 Woo-hoo! She's right. My camera's linked to fednet. 944 01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:59,696 The federation may have decided that Mars is a lost cause... 945 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:02,573 but not these troopers, with their leader Johnny rico. 946 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,283 That's me! 947 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:06,035 Ha-ha! That's me. 948 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,286 What? 949 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,871 - You shitting me? - Yeah, look. 950 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,248 - Eyes up. - Huh? 951 01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:15,670 I can't hold them much longer, colonel. 952 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,213 We gotta blow the bridge. 953 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,549 Not yet, we don't. Geo makes the call. 954 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:30,226 Excuse me while I rip the sky. 955 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:32,019 That's the last one. 956 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,605 We're in business. 957 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,487 That does it. This tower is now one big weather bomb. 958 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:42,780 Good work, troopers. 959 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,867 Everyone in the lost patrol is a hero today. 960 01:10:46,033 --> 01:10:49,620 I'm gonna savoir this moment the rest of my life. 961 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,248 All five minutes of it. 962 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,876 - One-oh-one, kill the bridge. - Roger. 963 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,720 Lost patrol, let the bugs have this. 964 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:09,015 Geo, we're coming up. Then we're getting the hell out of here. 965 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,641 Getting out? Heh. 966 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:12,268 Which way is out? 967 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:13,728 Follow me. 968 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:15,855 Geo, how many minutes we got? 969 01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:18,191 Geo". Uh, eight, maybe? 970 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,568 Ha! "Maybe"? 971 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:22,445 You've gotta be kidding me. 972 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,742 Dutch! 973 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:34,457 Why do I always get... Ungh! Ripped in half? 974 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,252 Dutch! 975 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,091 - Fuck. - Oh, Dutch. 976 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:46,886 The bugs really did have his number. 977 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,305 What the hell? 978 01:11:57,688 --> 01:11:59,065 Don't look good, lieutenant. 979 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:02,109 Yeah, colonel, we're so screwed. 980 01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:04,403 Fall back to the tower. 981 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,949 - And then what? - Kill them all. What else? 982 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,618 That's right. We're mobile infantry. 983 01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:12,954 We don't give up. 984 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,589 Fuck you! 985 01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:26,801 Uh, colonel, we got bugs in the house. 986 01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:28,970 Bugs, man. 987 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:33,724 No matter where you go, there's always freaking bugs, man. 988 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:36,143 Reload! 989 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,271 Look out. 990 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:45,611 Come on! 991 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,238 This way. 992 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,574 This place is going to blow. 993 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:51,200 Let's go, troopers. 994 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,786 We're not dead yet. 995 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,755 Go, go, go! 996 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,365 How high we gonna go? 997 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,992 Higher than the bugs. 998 01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,247 Oh, man. They're everywhere, man. 999 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,169 Oh, shit. 1000 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,463 Oh, my god. There's so many bugs. 1001 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,381 Are we gonna make it out of here? 1002 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:50,384 Who knows? I'm not ready to give up yet. Are you? 1003 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:53,054 - What are you, some kind of hero? - Yeah. 1004 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,973 Because a hero always makes it back home. 1005 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,266 I like that, lieutenant. 1006 01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,269 If we live through this, I might get it tattooed on my ass. 1007 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,731 Maybe I'll let you fight in my mobile infantry after all. 1008 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:05,733 Awesome. 1009 01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:11,053 Carmen". Sounds like you guys are having some fun down there. 1010 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:13,074 - Is that you, Carmen? - Yeah. 1011 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,409 - Where are you? - I'm heading in now. 1012 01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:18,371 But you're making things difficult with this weather system. 1013 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,831 Carmen". No one can fly in this mess. 1014 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,333 Except for you, Carmen. 1015 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,877 You can fly through anything. 1016 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,844 They're gaining on us. 1017 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,805 Shake them off. 1018 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,351 Move out. 1019 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,732 Carmen, over here. 1020 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:50,528 Carmen". Yeah, only there is one thing. 1021 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:52,905 What? What's the problem? 1022 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,825 Nowhere to touch down. 1023 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:59,996 With these winds, I'm barely staying afloat. 1024 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:02,832 You all right? 1025 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:04,542 Barely. 1026 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,503 - Uh, colonel? - What? 1027 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:11,132 I'm thinking we got two minutes. 1028 01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:13,009 Maybe less. 1029 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,760 - Colonel. - Now what? 1030 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,722 Over there. On the other side of the tower. 1031 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:21,058 They're piling up the wall. 1032 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,518 Roger that, camacho. 1033 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:25,438 You hear that, Carmen? No time. 1034 01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:28,399 Open the hatch and hover. 1035 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:29,984 What's the plan? 1036 01:15:30,151 --> 01:15:31,485 Just open the hatch. 1037 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:34,155 Just a simple question. Ungh. 1038 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,118 Come on, you apes. 1039 01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:41,454 - Jump for it. - Hooah! 1040 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,414 Uh... 1041 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:46,083 I can't, sir. 1042 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,501 What do you mean, you can't? 1043 01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:49,295 You wanna die here? 1044 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,173 - One, you go. - Ladies first. 1045 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:54,383 Somebody jump- 1046 01:16:03,768 --> 01:16:05,644 that idiot. 1047 01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:11,442 Come on. 1048 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,071 Thanks. 1049 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:16,947 Here goes. 1050 01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:25,039 - I got you. - Ha-ha. 1051 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:28,084 On the bounce, lieutenant. Move it or lose it. 1052 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:36,634 I'm all out of jump juice, colonel. 1053 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,722 You go on without me. 1054 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,565 Not gonna happen, lieutenant. 1055 01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:54,527 You're going home, and that's an order. 1056 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,660 Bring her down. 1057 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:03,994 You got it. 1058 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,423 Camacho! 1059 01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,386 - Good job, trooper. - I got you. 1060 01:17:28,602 --> 01:17:30,271 Let's get off this rock. 1061 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:33,065 Hold on tight, troopers. Ungh. 1062 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,574 Any moment now. 1063 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,041 Oh, hey, guys. 1064 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,835 Carl? What are you doing here? 1065 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:37,004 It's great to see you too. 1066 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,632 Doesn't that chair belong to the sky marshal? 1067 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,885 She's taking a couple of personal days. 1068 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,888 I'm just keeping things moving until she gets back. 1069 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,307 I'd never dream of being sky marshal. 1070 01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,559 So Amy snapp's just gonna get away with it? 1071 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:52,978 That's politics, Johnny boy. 1072 01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:55,898 Did you know there were bugs on Mars too, Carl? 1073 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:59,443 - Heh. - And you just let it happen? 1074 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,111 Carmen. 1075 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,447 How could you even think such a thing? 1076 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:07,117 Very funny. 1077 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:10,454 But this is the war we can never stop fighting. 1078 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:11,997 The bugs will never quit. 1079 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,416 And if we do, we're dead. 1080 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:17,670 For a few thousand years... 1081 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:21,966 we humans enjoyed the relative peace of fighting amongst ourselves. 1082 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:24,843 And then we reached for the stars. 1083 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,262 I mean... 1084 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,639 what did we think would happen? 1085 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:30,891 Well, thinking's your job, Carl. 1086 01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:32,601 I'm the guy who follows orders. 1087 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,478 I like that. 1088 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:38,774 Now, go take back Mars from the bugs... 1089 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:42,569 will you, general rico? 1090 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:44,196 Yes, sir. 1091 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:52,496 What? 1092 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:55,499 It's always good to see you, Carl. 1093 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:08,015 There was a massive fire around us. It looked like it was gonna get bad. 1094 01:20:08,178 --> 01:20:11,807 - Officer on deck. - At ease. 1095 01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:15,019 You troopers got something special. 1096 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:17,229 Something everyone wants. 1097 01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:18,939 You lived to tell the tale. 1098 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,363 Congratulation, troopers. 1099 01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:27,990 You are born again hard... 1100 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,826 and I am proud to serve with you in the mobile infantry. 1101 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:32,619 Yeah! 1102 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:34,747 - All right. - Ha-ha! 1103 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,749 We're gonna go have a beer, sir. 1104 01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:39,335 Toast Mars, you know? Wanna come? 1105 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:43,130 Thanks. I gotta hit the sack. 1106 01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:47,134 - That's why they call him the "old man." - Ha-ha-ha. 1107 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:50,262 Lieutenant, can I have a word with you? 1108 01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,931 Uh, yes, sir. 1109 01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:57,644 I wonder what you'd do if you found out that sky marshal snapp... 1110 01:20:57,811 --> 01:21:02,107 let the bugs start a colony on Mars so she'd have an excuse to blow it up. 1111 01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:05,361 Is that what you're telling me, sir? 1112 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:11,950 I'm saying, everyone's got a right to fight for what's theirs... 1113 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,496 maybe most especially Martians. 1114 01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:20,793 From one Martian to another, good work, lieutenant. 1115 01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:23,837 Tomorrow, we kill them all again. 1116 01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:26,340 - See you on the bounce. - Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 1117 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,801 Uh... bounce good, sir. 1118 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,304 Roger that, lieutenant. 1119 01:22:17,349 --> 01:22:19,351 Anti-federal activist Marzco... 1120 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:23,647 is asking a musical question that's on everyone's lips. 1121 01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:26,859 Federal opinion polls show sky marshal snapp's approval ratings... 1122 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,235 are in question. 1123 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,572 No one doubts her genius, but can she lead? 1124 01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:33,115 Would you like to...? 1125 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:34,950 We'll leave it to Marzco. 1126 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:44,042 Officer on deck. 1127 01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:52,092 Today, you're going to locate a medium-sized bug colony... 1128 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:53,594 and kill them all! 1129 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:54,803 Yeah! 1130 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,139 Come on, you apes. You wanna live forever? 1131 01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:59,141 Hooah!